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Soulja Zezima

YoHoJo

2009-09-08 20:08:24


If you don't know the song (HOW DO YOU NOT?!) listen here:
http://youtu.be/8UFIYGkROII
Afterwords, play the instrumental and sing along:
http://youtu.be/k2x7RO6-s-U


Lyrics:
Cool!

Chorus:
Zezima has stats like whoa!
Watch how fast his levels grow!
Watch him play all day cuz he is an uber pro.

Now watch him.
SCREW! Grown a construction level.
YEW! Grow a woodcut level.
BREW! Grow a herblore level.
STEW! Grown a cooking level.


[Chorus]

Zezia has stats like whoa!
Watch him walk and watch them flock.
Hooded cloak and bow
Dont forget the Zammy Top

Turns chat on and you can talk.
Scrolls up faster than a choochoo train.
You can ballber all you want but.
But he will never add you mayne!

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

His stats can not be surpassed
And even if you try, you will surely be re-passed.
You see him at the fishing guild.
Giving him trade re-quest rape
Noobs just be jealous chuz
He gots him a pra-yer cape.

He’s owning with his bow.
Hitting no Ze-rows.
You try to kill a rock crab
But your melees just to slow.

Noobies think he’s cheating
Try to get him perma banned
But Zezima is legit so
Go back to your noobie clan

You’re sad, chuz you cant do it.
'Zeemas pro, there’s nothing to it.

Whoa?! Gonna try to cut that tree?
Nope, 'Zeemas gonna chop that tree!
Hoe, Don’t you chop that tree!
Damn your woodcuts nooby.

Gu3st...

2009-09-08 20:13:07

Lmao, I lol'd :)
EDIT: I were singing it out loud and everybody around were watching me <_<

Hoplite

2009-09-08 20:20:05

rofl

ShowerThoughts

2009-09-08 23:06:41

It's good, the subjects sucks but still!

XRaye

2009-09-08 23:09:51

Lol nice :D

Bionicle

2009-09-17 23:45:25

found this while i was at school and started singin out loud…rofl

anonymity

2009-09-18 00:35:11

OMG I rotflolwtime … really.. that made my day… I need to send that to a friend… wow… props.

YoHoJo

2009-09-18 04:12:27

:D Glad you guys are liking it, i wrote it a year ago and thought it was retarded, found it a few weeks ago and ROFLd hard so hey why not post it!

final_result

2009-09-20 04:50:44

I thought I hated that song before, but I hate it even more now. Still, good job on the lyrics.

I wish someone would just run over Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, and Souja Boy.
Put them out of there misery and save the world. But a lot of ear doctors would go out of business. Still, for the greater good :)

Sandstorm

2009-09-29 05:23:05

From: final_result
I thought I hated that song before, but I hate it even more now. Still, good job on the lyrics.

I wish someone would just run over Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, and Souja Boy.
Put them out of there misery and save the world. But a lot of ear doctors would go out of business. Still, for the greater good :)


/agree

~Sandstorm

YoHoJo

2012-07-14 16:42:09

Bump because I saw this:
LOL
http://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=86260

Jake

2012-07-14 16:45:04

Strong bump.
And lmao, I like it. I've never heard another song from him or see any news about him after crank that

YoHoJo

2012-07-14 16:45:56

Sorry to toot my own horn but I'm cracking myself up this is ROFL!!!

Sin

2012-07-14 16:49:15

"Mr. Botter, thanks for coming to your account review."
"No problem"
"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
"Absolutely. I'm the bot."
"Okay, so take us through a day in the life of a bot."
"Well the first thing I do is…"

Mine some Coal! (like a bawt)
Steal a Resource! (like a bawt)
Gold Farming! (like a bawt)
Remember Scripts! (like a bawt)
Direct Gold-Flow! (like a bawt)
Crash prices! (like a bawt)

Microtransactions! (like a bawt)
Promote RWT! (like a bawt)
Hit a monster! (like a bawt)
Get some xp! (like a bawt)
Pay for members! (like a bawt)
Get accepted! (like a bawt)

Go to G.E.! (like a bawt)
Do some trading! (like a bawt)
1k nats! (like a bawt)
Prices crash! (like a bawt)
I need a refund! (like a bawt)

Sell accounts! (like a bawt)
Big money! (like a bawt)
Living Rock! (like a bawt)
High stats! (like a bawt)
Aww yeah! (like a bawt)

Get reported! (like a bawt)
Get a random! (like a bawt)
Stuck in a random! (like a bawt)
Get caught! (like a bawt)
Now i'm banned! (like a bawt!)

"Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?"
"No doubt"
"You get reported then banned?"
"Heck yeah. I'm da' bawt."


[YOUTUBE]NisCkxU544c[/YOUTUBE]

:D

NKN

2012-07-14 16:51:40

Awesome…

Clairvoyance

2012-07-14 16:57:31

I hate rap :/

YoHoJo

2012-07-14 17:02:06

From: Clairvoyance
I hate rap :/


But anyone can enjoy a good parody no matter what genre!
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all :(

Benny

2012-07-15 11:15:56

nearly crapped my self

Joe

2012-07-15 11:42:26

Roflcopters

kyleinkman

2013-01-23 22:34:23

both of those song's by yohojo and sin were really funny :) my gf to me "wtf is a zezima" lol made it even more funny for me