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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=350679&postcount=2

Either that's satire or this guy should be in jail. I'm generally pretty agnostic and indifferent about religion but this is pushing it.

From: WhoCares357
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=350679&postcount=2

Either that's satire or this guy should be in jail. I'm generally pretty agnostic and indifferent about religion but this is pushing it.

I'm pretty sure that it's not satire, sadly.

Edit: Nevermind, it's satire.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

lol, landoverbaptist isnt real. its just making fun on the "hard core" baptists and stuff. nothing on there is serious

At first I thought it was funny, but then it got really f**ked up, really fast. I agree, if this isn't a joke, he should be detained lol.

From: senrath
I'm pretty sure that it's not satire, sadly.

Edit: Nevermind, it's satire.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Are you sure. The wiki shows their site as .org but the forum is .net domain.

Edit: Nevermind. The forum link leads to .net.

if this isnt ajoke hes mena

Tie this lesbian to a chair and place eye clamps over her eyes. Put on a movie/TV show where there is a lot of lesbian scenes. Everytime a lesbian scene comes up, a good high voltage, low amp shock should be inducted into her. Put on a program which emphasizes True Christian™ values like heterosexual love or women being mothers and everytime one of these positive images appear on screen, release the eye clamps enabling her to refresh her eyes and put on soothing music. After a while, between the electric shocks and the eye refreshment, she will unconsciously associate homosexuality with pain.

wtf

im pretty sure this is either a joke or a satire as senrath said. but whats sad is this actualy happens down in the south. there are special "ministers of homosexuality conversion" who torture gay people till there streight. ofcourse the gay people let it happen, its not like you bag someone and tie them up and torture them. But still, they probably only do it cause there culture pressures them so much to be streight they feel its the only way they could be normal.

sounds like a good method to get those devil possessed innocents free from the grasp of Satan! It will probably work for other things as well.

Woah I read that..
and initially I was willing to believe it lol. There are some mad crazy religious nut's out there, glad to find it was satire.

Thanks for sharing it though :)

Rev. Jim Osborne
True Christian™ Televangelist
Director of Fundraising and Tithing

That brought me much lols… And then it was fake.