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a woman in labor is screaming profanitys at her boyfriend about "why did you get me pregnant?" and "why do this to me?" and etc. the man replies: "don't blame me, i wanted to stick it in your butt, but nooooo you thought it would hurt!"

rate? thanks, thought this would be funny to share :]

Not really funny :o
Did you make it yourself?

Not good.

Yeah, sorry…it sucks.

From: n3ss3s
Not good.

So you're saying it's great?

Not so great… sorry…
but since we are sharing lame jokes, here is one I heard in school on Friday…

A shy girl and a boy are cuddeling on a couch. He asks: "May I stroke your bellybutton?", she replies "erm.. alright…", twenty seconds later, she yells "Hey! That's not my bellybutton!!!", he replies "It's not my finger either…"…

Erm yeah, really not that funny, but somehow everyone was laughing… rofl… at least it's one where you have to think for 2 seconds… ^^

From: Pure1993
Not so great… sorry…
but since we are sharing lame jokes, here is one I heard in school on Friday…



Erm yeah, really not that funny, but somehow everyone was laughing… rofl… at least it's one where you have to think for 2 seconds… ^^

lol'd hard ^^

A stranger went to a pub and ordered a drink… Soon he heard that there is a horse in the pub, and nobody can make it laugh. Well, the man goes to the horse, and whispers in it's ear - "I have a bigger than you do.", and the horse lets out a hysterical laugh. The next day the man went to the pub, he was told that nobody can make the horse cry. The man goes to the horse, and shows it.

From: n3ss3s
A stranger went to a pub and ordered a drink… Soon he heard that there is a horse in the pub, and nobody can make it laugh. Well, the man goes to the horse, and whispers in it's ear - "I have a bigger than you do.", and the horse lets out a hysterical laugh. The next day the man went to the pub, he was told that nobody can make the horse cry. The man goes to the horse, and shows it.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b4/Mr_Hands_accidentally_a_horse_cock.jpg

From: n3ss3s
A stranger went to a pub and ordered a drink… Soon he heard that there is a horse in the pub, and nobody can make it laugh. Well, the man goes to the horse, and whispers in it's ear - "I have a bigger than you do.", and the horse lets out a hysterical laugh. The next day the man went to the pub, he was told that nobody can make the horse cry. The man goes to the horse, and shows it.

Haha, Great….

So a seal walks into a club.

and a turtle walks into a bar