Laur€ns
2009-07-04 01:55:35
Okay, I need your help. Some guinea pig just went into my anus. Now it is stuck transversely… And it itches.
Can somebody help me to get it out of there? It isn't a good feeling.
Edit: I tried tweezers already, but it caused my anus to go bleeding.
Shuttleu
2009-07-04 01:58:11
if that really happened i doubt you would be typing on here…
~shut
Shuttleu
2009-07-04 01:59:11
pic or it didnt happen
~shut
Laur€ns
2009-07-04 02:00:54
From: Shuttleu
pic or it didnt happen
~shut
It is on the inside. Do you want a photo of my pooper? :/ You pervert.
Shuttleu
2009-07-04 02:03:23
this isnt general news anyway
and how the hell would a guinea pig get up your arse?
~shut
Laur€ns
2009-07-04 02:04:13
From: Shuttleu
this isnt general news anyway
and how the hell would a guinea pig get up your arse?
~shut
It was sniffing there, I was like it feels good, then it *plop* went in :<
Harry
2009-07-04 02:05:32
Pix or it didn't happen.
also, inb4 close.
Shuttleu
2009-07-04 02:06:04
uhuh…
oh… look… Harry is here
im sure he would be able to help :p
~shut
EDIT: harry i already said that
Laur€ns
2009-07-04 02:07:31
From: Shuttleu
EDIT: harry i already said that
he just isnt original nor funny :/
noidea
2009-07-04 02:09:43
Double post, double the Guinea pigs.
/me shoves in my guinea pig
sirlaughsalot
2009-07-04 02:10:32
From: Laur€ns
Some guinea pig just went into my anus … it caused my anus to go bleeding.
^ Hawt. Also it is quite the irony that a Guinea Pig is testing things…
Laur€ns
2009-07-04 02:10:53
From: noidea
Double post, double the Guinea pigs.
/me shoves in my guinea pig
DO NOT WANT
Also, it itches enough with one.
Shuttleu
2009-07-04 02:13:35
if you can provide proof then i will try to help
otherwise… im not gonna bother because i doubt he really does have one up there -_-'
~shut
Harry
2009-07-04 02:16:59
From: Laur€ns
No pix of my pooper.
Boring ;(
Just go to the hospital then.
Laur€ns
2009-07-04 02:17:34
From: Harry
Just go to the hospital then.
How do you explain a guinea pig in your anus easily?
Harry
2009-07-04 02:19:06
From: Laur€ns
How do you explain a guinea pig in your anus easily?
Say you're a beastophile?? You do not even NEED to explain it to them…privacy laws.
noidea
2009-07-04 02:45:45
No, he will get sued by Animal Control for the endangerment of the guinea pig.
Pure1993
2009-07-04 03:04:13
roflmao… dude, lay off those drugs for a while, mkay? They don't seem to be too good for you… :p
Edit: that poor guinea pig… I feel sorry for it… :(
Widget
2009-07-04 03:04:16
From: noidea
No, he will get sued by Animal Control for the endangerment of the guinea pig.
He should sue the guinea pig for endagerment of his anus.
Anyway, wat?
Tickyy
2009-07-04 03:15:17
First of all, this isn't really funny (well, a bit maybe), he needs help so stop being so bitchy.
And laurens, all i can say is : Ask the doctor.
Lance
2009-07-04 03:15:42
ok ok ok i have the answer. first off, take ducktape and compleatly air proof your butt hole. that will cause the creature to sufficate and die inside you. the next step is to eat a whole lot of chillie. Find yourself a nice private area, a toilet wont work because you might break it in the prosses of shooting that puppy dog out.
Good Luck :D
Pure1993
2009-07-04 03:45:46
From: lancerawks
ok ok ok i have the answer. first off, take ducktape and compleatly air proof your butt hole. that will cause the creature to sufficate and die inside you. the next step is to eat a whole lot of chillie. Find yourself a nice private area, a toilet wont work because you might break it in the prosses of shooting that puppy dog out.
Good Luck :D
rofl, seems like SOMEONE here has a bit of experience on this topic… ;) :p
Call PETA. They'll surely send someone to insult you, throw red paint all over your ass and release the guinea pig back to nature.