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HELLO!

I have quite the dilema on my hands. Last night I fell asleep with a shirt and boxers on, but when I woke up I was completely naked.

Did I take my cloths off in my sleep or did I just get raped?

Is it even possible to take your own cloths off in a twisted sleepwalking like trance?

I do it all the time ;)
Don't worry.

T~M

Yes, you probably took it off yourself. Often you will do that if it is too constricting.

Do any of your orifices hurt? If not, then you just did it to yourself.

From: Harry
Yes, you probably took it off yourself. Often you will do that if it is too constricting.

Do any of your orifices hurt? If not, then you just did it to yourself.

/definition orifices

T~M

From: The Man
/definition orifices

T~M

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/orifice

So sweet, his first turn out naked dream :p.
I had one once to I took some alcohol at 8 year old :p.(my parents not knowing)

If you got raped, you'd feel it and you'd wake up.

if any part of your body hurts, you got raped

.. If you fall asleep and wake up with some part of your body being "asleep," it's because you got raped. It's all a conspiracy. >.>

If you slept, you got raped.

Thus, energy drinks and caffeine are the only ways to prevent rape.

I lol'd.

I do that when I get too hot.

From: The Man
I do it all the time ;)
Don't worry.

T~M

Actually… maybe you should start worrying???

why?
it just me gettinq to hot.

T~M

Sleep naked in the first place. That way you don't have to worry about suddenly being naked.

From: 99_
Sleep naked in the first place. That way you don't have to worry about suddenly being naked.

Lol. Rep!

It was rape.I DID IT!!!

Think outside the box, Who would rape you?. Thought so :)

Aww D: That's mean, N1ke! D:

I'd rape him. ^^

From: N1ke!
Think outside the box, Who would rape you?. Thought so :)

A hobo! My room is attatched to my garage and I never lock it so a bum could walk in my room no questions asked.

If in fact there was no bum in my room last night, and I did take my cloths off unconsiously… What else am I doing while sleeping? I have a few hypothesiseses:

Baking cookies.
Ironing leaves.
Chasing cats naked.
Having sex with a mini-fridge.

From: MetalancA
A hobo! My room is attatched to my garage and I never lock it so a bum could walk in my room no questions asked.

If in fact there was no bum in my room last night, and I did take my cloths off unconsiously… What else am I doing while sleeping? I have a few hypothesiseses:

Baking cookies.
Ironing leaves.
Chasing cats naked.
Having sex with a mini-fridge.

l2spell.

and l2readwhiteletters…(see my post above)

i woke up naked in a uni room over 2 hours drive from the pub i started at rofl the walls were coverd im hello kitty posters thats when i knew i had to make a run for it!

Hypotheses*.

Butt rape was the case, that they gave me!

Your chance of getting raped, while sleeping and NOT waking up is really slim.
And I think you're a guy?, Well then you would or.. well, let's leave it at that ;)

Who knows that your garage is open? If you fell asleep in your own house is your dad a pedofile ?

'twasn't rape. From what I've seen on the video you said you wanted it.

From: Torrent of Flame
'twasn't rape. From what I've seen on the video you said you wanted it.

Good one… :rolleyes:

it was rape ;)

I say this whole thing sounds disturbing. You should tie yourself up before you go to sleep.

1. It wasn't rape.
2. The only "bum" in your room was your stark naked bum.
3. Orifices hurt? Take your box spring back to the manufacturer. It's defective.
4. I'll be in Nigeria after my facial recognition surgery and I change my name.
5. PLEASE DON'T CHECK FOR FINGER PRINTS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!

You want me to laugh or wut dude xD

E : Lookie
xD

From: NiiX
You want me to laugh or wut dude xD

E : Lookie
xD

Uh it's called anesthetics? Morphine? Drugs?

Plus, if I did get raped… They could've done… "other stuff" :(

Over reaction..

And it happens all the time. :)

I've often woke up w/o a shirt on just because it was too hot. You just got really really hot.

Now, if you wake up, you have a spoon in your hand.. you dreamt of chocolate pudding.. and your butt hurts..

TELL US SO WE CAN LUL!

From: MetalancA
Uh it's called anesthetics? Morphine? Drugs?

Plus, if I did get raped… They could've done… "other stuff" :(

He would of felt the needle way before the drug kicked in, cmon now.
I would doubt a rapist went to the hospital to get immediate morphine.
Think.

I don't feel needles when they go in…. I have a high pain tolerance.

I woke up in my kitchen once, took a dump in the sink.

From: putnam11
I don't feel needles when they go in…. I have a high pain tolerance.

I woke up in my kitchen once, took a dump in the sink.

Dude… What the Phantom Menace is wrong with you?

From: putnam11
I don't feel needles when they go in…. I have a high pain tolerance.

I woke up in my kitchen once, took a dump in the sink.

Feeling them isn't about pain.
It's about something tugging on your skin and tearing it.
It might not hurt, but you feel that unless your wolverine.

In that case, I don't think anyone fixing to rape someone with metal claws where they knuckles are.

You sir, are retarded….

From: Da 0wner
You sir, are retarded….

me? lol

Nope Josh. I meant the thread starter.

From: Da 0wner
Nope Josh. I meant the thread starter.

oh lol, I agreez :).

Haha I lol'd.

I agree with Da Owner XD

could be a wet-dream for all we know.

From: legendaryhero90
could be a wet-dream for all we know.

+1.

I wake up naked all the time… Think about it realistically, maybe mormonman snuck some GHB in your drink, no needle required… And yes he had is way with you more than once

From: Da 0wner
You sir, are retarded….

It's supposed to be a joke, douchebag.

Lol…not really funny.

From: Da 0wner
Lol…not really funny.

Yes it is :p

Rofl your still a retard ^^

From: Zyt3x
Yes it is :p

+1
Da owner i loled at 3 or 4 of the posts here.

99 responded to this(Second funniest)
http://www.villavu.com/forum/showpost.php?p=589172&postcount=18

with this

http://www.villavu.com/forum/showpost.php?p=589174&postcount=19


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Simtoons(Kinda funny)
http://www.villavu.com/forum/showpost.php?p=589197&postcount=25

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Torrent of flame(Funniest)
http://www.villavu.com/forum/showpost.php?p=589337&postcount=26

I actually find nava2's post the most funniest :p
http://www.villavu.com/forum/showpost.php?p=591217&postcount=33

From: Deathscytex
Rofl your still a retard ^^

You can't spell you're correctly and I'm the retard :rolleyes:

From: MetalancA
You can't spell you're correctly and I'm the retard :rolleyes:

Most people online spell you're with your.

and i somehow managed to miss nava 2s post, i loled again :)

From: The Cnr Sport
Most people online spell you're with your.

and i somehow managed to miss nava 2s post, i loled again :)

Most people online seem to be retards (No offense intended to the various netizens around lol). Or just very young kids.

Eh, I thought ToF's comment was funniest.

From: Infintry001
Most people online seem to be retards (No offense intended to the various netizens around lol). Or just very young kids.

Eh, I thought ToF's comment was funniest.

<3

Atleast someone understands real wit and humour :norris:

From: Torrent of Flame
<3

Atleast someone understands real wit and humour :norris:

Another for torrent of flame :) i loled again. But most people aren't stupid online, they are just lazy and don't feel like typing with english.:rolleyes:

From: The Cnr Sport
Another for torrent of flame :) i loled again. But most people aren't stupid online, they are just lazy and don't feel like typing with english.:rolleyes:

Yeah, you're right XD

Most people are just lazy. Then, there are those select few that are just plain idiots… :rolleyes:

It's weird, I like proper grammar/spelling lol.

From: Infintry001
Yeah, you're right XD

Most people are just lazy. Then, there are those select few that are just plain idiots… :rolleyes:

It's weird, I like proper grammar/spelling lol.

OWOW. I wasn't even trying to crack a joke there heh.

I try to type with proper grammar, but I always do the old your/you're cockup. :<

From: Torrent of Flame
OWOW. I wasn't even trying to crack a joke there heh.

I try to type with proper grammar, but I always do the old your/you're cockup. :<

No problem, man, everyone messes up once in a while. You just gotta get back up when you fall down. [/cheesy motivational speech]

From: Infintry001
No problem, man, everyone messes up once in a while. You just gotta get back up when you fall down. [/cheesy motivational speech]

Heh. Well after falling this time I would like to thank… :D

It was your cat!

xD

Edit: Err why is my name in Blue? Did I get banned? Or was it because I was inactive for about a year…

o_o

Run dude!!! Move out!!! Don't stop to find a new place!!! Leave the country!!! You were correct, one of the bums living outside your place noticed your bum!!! He has been saving and planning for as long as you have lived there. He powdered all of your food/drink with Rohypnol!!! Get out while you can!!! He will next use Heroine and use your addiction to make you his sex slave!!! RUN!!!

From: anonymity
Run dude!!! Move out!!! Don't stop to find a new place!!! Leave the country!!! You were correct, one of the bums living outside your place noticed your bum!!! He has been saving and planning for as long as you have lived there. He powdered all of your food/drink with Rohypnol!!! Get out while you can!!! He will next use Heroine and use your addiction to make you his sex slave!!! RUN!!!

How did you gain all those information? OR is this your plan…

I lol'd at this being in General Help… IDK why, just did. So now its in General Dump. K?

From: Hermen
How did you gain all those information? OR is this your plan…

I was just panicking for him… I seemed to be one of the more likely explanations. Why would I tell him to leave if it was my plan?.. doesn't that defeat the purpose?…. it is a good plan though…