Harry
2009-06-08 23:35:14
'nuff said :D
Forked a MySQL thing or something.
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What happens when you give Bobng MySQL access and a server...
'nuff said :D
Forked a MySQL thing or something.
bobng
2009-06-08 23:36:12
:( my shit is just so cool that the whole internet just visited it at once.
thats all.
thats all.
NxTitle
2009-06-08 23:37:54
Sorry to burst your bubble Bobng, but the networking was next to 0. Nobody liked what you made.
XabdullahX
2009-06-09 03:51:26
Hahhaah, looks awesome :D
But what is it ?
But what is it ?
Da 0wner
2009-06-09 03:54:25
Lol 400% cpu XD.
Harry
2009-06-09 03:59:21
From: xabdullahx
Hahhaah, looks awesome :D
But what is it ?
He forked the process "accidentally" so it started to use 400% CPU :p
XabdullahX
2009-06-09 04:06:10
What process?
noidea
2009-06-09 04:33:12
I actually Lol'ed :D
It's alright Bobng. Don't feel bad.
It's alright Bobng. Don't feel bad.
Shuttleu
2009-06-09 04:40:12
what MySQL process did he run?
~shut
~shut
Harry
2009-06-09 04:56:13
From: Shuttleu
what MySQL process did he run?
~shut
*Shrugs* He was just coding something, he said it was a searchable SRL Manual or something.
Blender
2009-06-09 08:14:34
Probably:
[php]<?php
while(true)
{
$conn = mysql_connect_db(…);
mysql_select_db($conn);
mysql_query("SELECT * FROM *", $conn);
mysql_close_db($conn);
}
?>[/php]That's what I would do.
* Nice Harry, exactly 7000 posts *
[php]<?php
while(true)
{
$conn = mysql_connect_db(…);
mysql_select_db($conn);
mysql_query("SELECT * FROM *", $conn);
mysql_close_db($conn);
}
?>[/php]That's what I would do.
* Nice Harry, exactly 7000 posts *
Shuttleu
2009-06-09 10:16:37
[offtopic]what does nuf said mean?[/offtopic]
~shut
~shut
senrath
2009-06-09 10:19:25
From: Shuttleu
[offtopic]what does nuf said mean?[/offtopic]
~shut
It's short for Enough said. Ie, enough was said. No more detail is needed. Further explanation is unnecessary.
Shuttleu
2009-06-09 10:24:33
ahhh ok
thanks
harry says it all the time and i never knew what it ment
~shut
thanks
harry says it all the time and i never knew what it ment
~shut
bobng
2009-06-09 18:45:35
well I coded a web frontent for my IRC SRL manual searcher.
It had a simple ajax box that sent requests to the server with the contents of the search box every time you typed anything. The server then did 3 mysql full text searches on that query, one for each relevant part of the database. It then outputted a list of commands.
It worked fine on my Dev server (113ms per request at max), but it seemed to fuck this server up bad.
It had a simple ajax box that sent requests to the server with the contents of the search box every time you typed anything. The server then did 3 mysql full text searches on that query, one for each relevant part of the database. It then outputted a list of commands.
It worked fine on my Dev server (113ms per request at max), but it seemed to fuck this server up bad.