SRL Archive - Celebratory Events

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mormonman

2009-06-08 08:58:36

Well, I must start off with a story, I guess. NCDS told me to tell my "life" story with computers. Here goes nothing.

In my early childhood(~4), my older brother Ryan taught me how to use a computer with floppy disks(the big ones that were really floppy). I don't remember what games we had, but they were epic. I vaguely remember Quest for Glory(all of my 5 brothers played all 5 of the games…). Then I remember when I was 5 I started to play Doom 1 and Warcraft 1. Those are epic games. Amazing stuff…
Time went by, and my neighbors(turns out they are my cousins too), bought the new Warcraft 2, and then the expansion when it came out. All this time, I downloaded many demos from various sites… www.happypuppy.com is one that still hangs in my mind. Life was good.
Then school started, and I got more involved with people then computers, but I still played my favorite games(warcraft and doom). Around the third grade, my mom threw away doom, and we got a new computer, so my cracked version of warcraft was lost. So… I stopped playing games(parents put a password on our dialup connection and i couldn't download anymore demos).
My life is kind of a blur until about 5-6 grade(about 9-11 years old). My family got the "new" satellite internet, and I started using it much more. Napster was used by my whole family, and when that got shut down, we moved onto p2p file sharing for our music. Then(I think) in 7th grade Warcraft 3 came out. This got me back into computer gaming, especially when my friend bought it. Of course I got a cracked version, and started playing on battle.net… about this time my brother and my cousin found a game called "America's Army". When I saw them playing it, I immediatly made a new account and started playing that and Warcraft3 … life was good. Then I turned 12…
In my church that is an age where boys get the "priesthood", and my mom thought it was time that I stopped "wasting" my time on the computer. She set a 30 minute limit to my playing games… so I pretty much stopped. Then in the middle of 6th grade, I was at my friend's house just chilling, and he started playing this game called "Runescape". It was a weird game and looked boring(he was chopping willows). He made me an account(tent_trent), and I started playing. I was major noob, and did random stuff on RS for a long time. One day, I was surfing the internet, and I saw something about "sythe's powerminer" and I followed the link, and downloaded it. It had a color chooser, and I instantly set my guy to powermining iron in the varrock east mine. I left it on overnight, and came back three days later… banned. I quit runescape for some time after that. Then one of my old friends moved back(long story short, his parents got divorced and he went with his mom then later came and lived with his dad), and he told me about RS and I said I had quit it because I had been banned. He showed me his account, and it was really nooby like my old one. I made a new account, and in less than a week was the same level as him. We started playing a lot, but we never really told anybody about it(at school). We started to get into pures(old wildy ftw!), and both made pure magers. We were cursing the mage of zamorak, and I was bored of it, so I searched google for "runescape macros" and came up with a mouse recorder. I used that all the way to 68 magic, and then I got banned, and about that same time, they got rid of the wildy… so me and my friend quit playing. He got into Halo, and I got into America's Army again. One fateful day, I decided to play RS, and I was addicted again. I got the same friend back into it, and we both played a lot(freshman year/ 9th grade). We finally got members. It was fun. Then he quit again, because he "was too cool for runescape, and only little kids play it." I got pissed, but then got way into sports(basketball and cross-country). My freshman year in cross-country, I got 28th at state and was the highest underclassman there. Then that summer, my friend(somehow) got back into rs, and (somehow:rolleyes:) became my friend again. Again, we got members, and were way addicted(he got 99 fletching that summer). This continued until the beginning of this last school year(the cycle of addiction/friendship). That is when I became a registered member of SRL. He was kind of quitting, and I just wanted to learn something new with computers. </lifestory>

SRL lifestory:

I joined in September, 5 days before my 17th birthday. I came here, and downloaded almost every single script in the free-for-all section. I didn't post much, except eventually I saw something about "proggies" and posted one on Narcle's Fast Fighter. I pretty much leeched anything that worked for about a month. Then I heard rumors of an amazing script in Junior Members called forefeathers… I instantly spammed my way to 10 posts, and downloaded it. I read some tuts about armies and their uses, and made like 10 accounts to use for forefeathers. I also found an even more amazing script called "Narcle's AutoFighter". It was beyond my wildest dreams, I couldn't even imagine it. I raped both of those scripts many times. Then I had this weird feeling of curiosity on how they worked. I started to read tuts everyday at school, and at home. I sneaked my dad's laptop into my room, and stayed up late reading them. Then I made my first attempt at scripting, and it was pitiful. I wanted to make a bucket of water buyer at the GnomeCopters… here was the result .... I posted many threads on help needed and such. Script never worked well after logging out because I had no autocoloring functions. Then I wanted a real challenge, and Pm'd Nielsie95 to ask him if I could fix his old tutorial runner. He said sure, so I started. It took me a long time to figure out what the heck did what in that script…:( , but I finally pooped out an almost functioning script. Then I really wanted SRL members… yes, you guessed it, for the scripts. I had heard that many of the best scripts were in there, and I was really interested to see what they were. During my whole time as a Junior Member I raped cows with Narcle's AutoFighter… tbh. So, I started my epic journey towards SRL Members… I made a thread(here) that asked opinions of what script to do, and I decided to make a Varrock West Bank Smither. I worked on that script for a long time, because it was during basketball season, and I had practice for 2 hours a day, and that didn't leave me much time in between homework and dinner. I finally finished it, and started to debug it, and then applied(here). I was extremely excited, and I checked the poll between every class, and like constantly when I was home, and was very anxious for it to be closed and for me to get accepted. Then it happened… my dream was realized, and achieved.(ended 32-2, but the 2 that voted no never posted why?!?) I followed everyone's advice, and continued learning. I had no clue what this "reflection" thing was, so I set out to learn it. I read a lot from Nicbaz's ChopChop, and then Drags111 came back for a short while, and taught me some stoof. That is pretty much where I am now… and I need to finish my current script and release it.

</longstories>

List of Lovers:

BlumbleBee : You are most definitely the woman in this relationship. :>
NCDS : Great Guy, inspiring… begged for a picture.
Jason2gs : Hmm… he likes gay midget porn. I guess that is cool o.0
drags111 : He is mormon just like me, and cool to talk to(when he is on)
mixster/dixster : Hates mormons, but loves bestiality…
Iron Man : On irc alot, awesome dude.
Hobbit : He is one rich bitch.
Bam_Bam : He likes cows… werd
Runescape_Pro : In my rs clan, helped my pull a prank on my friend from my life story.
Method : Is giving me the chance to hold his seed… as soon as he ships it to me.
Tniffoc : I failed him on the karaproject…
noidea : I have noidea what to say.
BenLand : Funny, amazing, genius guy.
Wizzup : He just loves the United States so much, almost as much as he likes Windows.
Simtoon : He sent me some money to my paypal account out of randomness.
Brain : He repp'd me out of randomness.
NaumanAkhlaQ : Has many, many, many, many, many great tuts.
Nicbaz : Learned a lot from ChopChop.
ZephyrsFury : Too much to mention. Great guy to talk to when your down.
Nava2 : I LOVE BOXXY!!! Plus I pretty much followed what you had in your "why i vote no" guide to get members.
n3ss3s : "They like to party…" lol. Linked me to my favorite music video ever.
Harry/Harryy/Hy*insert#here*/IRCAddict : Ya, nuf said.
Da 0wner : hmm… he repped me.
Niels : Gave me permission to fix his tut runner(learned tons from that… erm… experience)
99_ : Cool guy.
benjaa : Inactive, but awesome guy nonetheless.
nose_smasher : Tested his scripts, nice guy.
Runescapian : Msn buddy…
Cnr Sport : clan owner…
Joker/P1nky : spam much? jk… good guy
Heavenzeyez1 : Great guy
Mayazcherquoi/DansTheMan : Strange, yet somehow funny…
Narcle : OMG!!! I LOVE YOUR SCRIPTS!!!
Rasta Magician : Even though my avvy says hate… ILY!!!
Floor66 : I totally abused FlourPower… and you never even knew it.
CamoKyle/Camo Developer : One of the first guys I actually talked to, now inactive.
lordsaturn : Great guy… refl dev'd me.
Shuttleu : Hmm… not much to say, nice guy.
freddy1990 : obvious
WT-Fakawi : obvious also
and anybody else I missed… NCDS, you will get your wish later.

Blumblebee

2009-06-08 08:59:02

holy piss, you write too much, and First posts!

edit:
From: mormonman

BlumbleBee : You are most definitely the woman in this relationship. :>


bout time you publicly admitted it, sadly me and Nava2 are now seeing eachother and things are going well. Its not you…its me. I'm sorry you had to hear it like this, maybe if this whole Nava2 phase blows over… ;)

ian.

2009-06-08 09:00:15

:] Congratulations! ^^

Nadeem

2009-06-08 09:01:22

congrats :)



~NS

NCDS

2009-06-08 09:18:01

From: mormonman

NCDS : Great Guy, inspiring… begged for a picture.

<3 Congratulation's :)
From: mormonman

NCDS, you will get your wish later.

mhmm :rolleyes:

Harry

2009-06-08 09:30:21

Yay sexy :D Grats

Da 0wner

2009-06-08 10:02:21

Congratulations (h).

Iron Man

2009-06-08 10:19:24

Longest story I've read in a while, nice job.

Congratulations.

Naum

2009-06-08 10:33:49

Thanks man :).
Congratz on getting this far :D

ZephyrsFury

2009-06-08 12:07:06

Wat wat! I swear I saw your 1k post about a month ago :S Anywho congratz0rs my friend. :)

Da 0wner

2009-06-08 12:09:12

His 1,000 was like 4 or 5 months ago :s.

Miitchyy

2009-06-08 12:24:30

Haha, I remember sythes powerminer but back then I was so noob I couldn't even use that.

Congratz.

MylesMadness

2009-06-08 15:57:12

Do I just not post a lot or do all these guys post like crazy. I've been here longer(see Yoda) and most of these people have more posts….

Naike

2009-06-08 16:06:59

Grats spammer >;D

Shuttleu

2009-06-08 16:18:19

yay
thats the first leet list that im on which i havent had to ask to be on XD
thanks
you have just made my day <3

~shut

Kave

2009-06-08 16:21:22

From: MylesMadness
Do I just not post a lot or do all these guys post like crazy. I've been here longer(see Yoda) and most of these people have more posts….


i was thinking that too.

and congratz :p

Nava2

2009-06-08 16:26:18

From: Blumblebee
holy piss, you write too much, and First posts!

edit:

bout time you publicly admitted it, sadly me and Nava2 are now seeing eachother and things are going well. Its not you…its me. I'm sorry you had to hear it like this, maybe if this whole Nava2 phase blows over… ;)


It's a shame you are committed.

@Mormon Congratz! :) as if I just read that entire story. As well, why did your neighbours being your cousins come as a suprise?

By the way, that'd why I wrote the tutorial.

Gu3st...

2009-06-08 16:28:09

From: Kave
i was thinking that too.

and congratz :p

Yeah lol me too xD

Grats on 2k :)

Method

2009-06-08 17:40:51

Congratulations, mormonman!

Your container must've been lost in the mail, so I need you to send another one. :D

Runescapian321

2009-06-08 18:03:07

Gratz Mormon!

There should be a cup for reading that whole thing :rolleyes: Yay I'm on a 1337 list :)

P1nky

2009-06-08 20:04:38

wow lol !

grats huge life stories there :P taking my time to read now haha

Dynamite

2009-06-08 20:21:15

From: MylesMadness
Do I just not post a lot or do all these guys post like crazy. I've been here longer(see Yoda) and most of these people have more posts….


We about same :)
Congrats I guess 'M'

T~M

Torrent of Flame

2009-06-08 20:28:12

not on the list. /sadface.

Grats dude (:

Shuttleu

2009-06-08 20:32:34

make NCDS's wish come true PUBLICLY not privatly

~shut

jakeyboy29

2009-06-08 21:04:42

biggest leet list ever, never get on. got to start talking to you lot more.

Wizzup?

2009-06-08 21:31:28

I think I can safely state that I love you more than Windows and the US together. ;)

Torrent of Flame

2009-06-08 21:31:52

From: Wizzup?
I think I can safely state that I love you more than Windows and the US together. ;)


Awwwh. Blesss.

Harry

2009-06-08 21:47:20

From: Wizzup?
I think I can safely state that I love you more than Windows and the US together. ;)

Glad to know you like my main OS and home-country. :rolleyes:

mormonman

2009-06-09 02:35:39

I just got back from work…

I know its a long story, but NCDS requested it… dunno why that matters :o

I know the list is big. I forgot some peeps too.

ToF and jakey, I don't really know you guys.

At Myles and Zyt3x, I spammed majorly(kind majorly) as a junior member. Not worthless spam, but the kind that The Man was like a few weeks ago, just had to get my say in on every thread.

Nava2: Blum is mine, get away from him you hoe.

Zeph: ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY ILY

NCDS: I need to find a decent pic.

Harry: GTFO my thread… jk.

Method: I wasted 20 bucks on that!!!

Wizzup: It is good to know that I am loved more than Fail-OS, and Fail-economy/government.


wow… i just added a bunch of chit.

Mr.Klean

2009-06-09 05:21:42

Congrats

Brain

2009-06-09 06:07:08

congrats, didn't read it, too long, just looked for my name :p
I win

mormonman

2009-06-09 06:09:40

thnx brain, btw your sex life is traumatizing.

Camaro'

2009-06-12 03:08:02

From: mormonman
Well, I must start off with a story, I guess. NCDS told me to tell my "life" story with computers. Here goes nothing.

In my early childhood(~4), my older brother Ryan taught me how to use a computer with floppy disks(the big ones that were really floppy). I don't remember what games we had, but they were epic. I vaguely remember Quest for Glory(all of my 5 brothers played all 5 of the games…). Then I remember when I was 5 I started to play Doom 1 and Warcraft 1. Those are epic games. Amazing stuff…
Time went by, and my neighbors(turns out they are my cousins too), bought the new Warcraft 2, and then the expansion when it came out. All this time, I downloaded many demos from various sites… www.happypuppy.com is one that still hangs in my mind. Life was good.
Then school started, and I got more involved with people then computers, but I still played my favorite games(warcraft and doom). Around the third grade, my mom threw away doom, and we got a new computer, so my cracked version of warcraft was lost. So… I stopped playing games(parents put a password on our dialup connection and i couldn't download anymore demos).
My life is kind of a blur until about 5-6 grade(about 9-11 years old). My family got the "new" satellite internet, and I started using it much more. Napster was used by my whole family, and when that got shut down, we moved onto p2p file sharing for our music. Then(I think) in 7th grade Warcraft 3 came out. This got me back into computer gaming, especially when my friend bought it. Of course I got a cracked version, and started playing on battle.net… about this time my brother and my cousin found a game called "America's Army". When I saw them playing it, I immediatly made a new account and started playing that and Warcraft3 … life was good. Then I turned 12…
In my church that is an age where boys get the "priesthood", and my mom thought it was time that I stopped "wasting" my time on the computer. She set a 30 minute limit to my playing games… so I pretty much stopped. Then in the middle of 6th grade, I was at my friend's house just chilling, and he started playing this game called "Runescape". It was a weird game and looked boring(he was chopping willows). He made me an account(tent_trent), and I started playing. I was major noob, and did random stuff on RS for a long time. One day, I was surfing the internet, and I saw something about "sythe's powerminer" and I followed the link, and downloaded it. It had a color chooser, and I instantly set my guy to powermining iron in the varrock east mine. I left it on overnight, and came back three days later… banned. I quit runescape for some time after that. Then one of my old friends moved back(long story short, his parents got divorced and he went with his mom then later came and lived with his dad), and he told me about RS and I said I had quit it because I had been banned. He showed me his account, and it was really nooby like my old one. I made a new account, and in less than a week was the same level as him. We started playing a lot, but we never really told anybody about it(at school). We started to get into pures(old wildy ftw!), and both made pure magers. We were cursing the mage of zamorak, and I was bored of it, so I searched google for "runescape macros" and came up with a mouse recorder. I used that all the way to 68 magic, and then I got banned, and about that same time, they got rid of the wildy… so me and my friend quit playing. He got into Halo, and I got into America's Army again. One fateful day, I decided to play RS, and I was addicted again. I got the same friend back into it, and we both played a lot(freshman year/ 9th grade). We finally got members. It was fun. Then he quit again, because he "was too cool for runescape, and only little kids play it." I got pissed, but then got way into sports(basketball and cross-country). My freshman year in cross-country, I got 28th at state and was the highest underclassman there. Then that summer, my friend(somehow) got back into rs, and (somehow:rolleyes:) became my friend again. Again, we got members, and were way addicted(he got 99 fletching that summer). This continued until the beginning of this last school year(the cycle of addiction/friendship). That is when I became a registered member of SRL. He was kind of quitting, and I just wanted to learn something new with computers. </lifestory>

SRL lifestory:

I joined in September, 5 days before my 17th birthday. I came here, and downloaded almost every single script in the free-for-all section. I didn't post much, except eventually I saw something about "proggies" and posted one on Narcle's Fast Fighter. I pretty much leeched anything that worked for about a month. Then I heard rumors of an amazing script in Junior Members called forefeathers… I instantly spammed my way to 10 posts, and downloaded it. I read some tuts about armies and their uses, and made like 10 accounts to use for forefeathers. I also found an even more amazing script called "Narcle's AutoFighter". It was beyond my wildest dreams, I couldn't even imagine it. I raped both of those scripts many times. Then I had this weird feeling of curiosity on how they worked. I started to read tuts everyday at school, and at home. I sneaked my dad's laptop into my room, and stayed up late reading them. Then I made my first attempt at scripting, and it was pitiful. I wanted to make a bucket of water buyer at the GnomeCopters… here was the result .... I posted many threads on help needed and such. Script never worked well after logging out because I had no autocoloring functions. Then I wanted a real challenge, and Pm'd Nielsie95 to ask him if I could fix his old tutorial runner. He said sure, so I started. It took me a long time to figure out what the heck did what in that script…:( , but I finally pooped out an almost functioning script. Then I really wanted SRL members… yes, you guessed it, for the scripts. I had heard that many of the best scripts were in there, and I was really interested to see what they were. During my whole time as a Junior Member I raped cows with Narcle's AutoFighter… tbh. So, I started my epic journey towards SRL Members… I made a thread(here) that asked opinions of what script to do, and I decided to make a Varrock West Bank Smither. I worked on that script for a long time, because it was during basketball season, and I had practice for 2 hours a day, and that didn't leave me much time in between homework and dinner. I finally finished it, and started to debug it, and then applied(here). I was extremely excited, and I checked the poll between every class, and like constantly when I was home, and was very anxious for it to be closed and for me to get accepted. Then it happened… my dream was realized, and achieved.(ended 32-2, but the 2 that voted no never posted why?!?) I followed everyone's advice, and continued learning. I had no clue what this "reflection" thing was, so I set out to learn it. I read a lot from Nicbaz's ChopChop, and then Drags111 came back for a short while, and taught me some stoof. That is pretty much where I am now… and I need to finish my current script and release it.

</longstories>

List of Lovers:

BlumbleBee : You are most definitely the woman in this relationship. :>
NCDS : Great Guy, inspiring… begged for a picture.
Jason2gs : Hmm… he likes gay midget porn. I guess that is cool o.0
drags111 : He is mormon just like me, and cool to talk to(when he is on)
mixster/dixster : Hates mormons, but loves bestiality…
Iron Man : On irc alot, awesome dude.
Hobbit : He is one rich bitch.
Bam_Bam : He likes cows… werd
Runescape_Pro : In my rs clan, helped my pull a prank on my friend from my life story.
Method : Is giving me the chance to hold his seed… as soon as he ships it to me.
Tniffoc : I failed him on the karaproject…
noidea : I have noidea what to say.
BenLand : Funny, amazing, genius guy.
Wizzup : He just loves the United States so much, almost as much as he likes Windows.
Simtoon : He sent me some money to my paypal account out of randomness.
Brain : He repp'd me out of randomness.
NaumanAkhlaQ : Has many, many, many, many, many great tuts.
Nicbaz : Learned a lot from ChopChop.
ZephyrsFury : Too much to mention. Great guy to talk to when your down.
Nava2 : I LOVE BOXXY!!! Plus I pretty much followed what you had in your "why i vote no" guide to get members.
n3ss3s : "They like to party…" lol. Linked me to my favorite music video ever.
Harry/Harryy/Hy*insert#here*/IRCAddict : Ya, nuf said.
Da 0wner : hmm… he repped me.
Niels : Gave me permission to fix his tut runner(learned tons from that… erm… experience)
99_ : Cool guy.
benjaa : Inactive, but awesome guy nonetheless.
nose_smasher : Tested his scripts, nice guy.
Runescapian : Msn buddy…
Cnr Sport : clan owner…
Joker/P1nky : spam much? jk… good guy
Heavenzeyez1 : Great guy
Mayazcherquoi/DansTheMan : Strange, yet somehow funny…
Narcle : OMG!!! I LOVE YOUR SCRIPTS!!!
Rasta Magician : Even though my avvy says hate… ILY!!!
Floor66 : I totally abused FlourPower… and you never even knew it.
CamoKyle/Camo Developer : One of the first guys I actually talked to, now inactive.
lordsaturn : Great guy… refl dev'd me.
Shuttleu : Hmm… not much to say, nice guy.
freddy1990 : obvious
WT-Fakawi : obvious also
and anybody else I missed… NCDS, you will get your wish later.

i read every word:P

TY FOR LIST :P

[-jesus-]

2009-06-12 04:34:57

From: mormonman
Then I turned 12…
In my church that is an age where boys get the "priesthood" […]


does "get the priesthood" mean what I think it may mean? If so, go to the police, he won't know it was you.

mormonman

2009-06-12 04:53:45

From: [-jesus-]
does "get the priesthood" mean what I think it may mean? If so, go to the police, he won't know it was you.


nope, your just trollin' xD

[-jesus-]

2009-06-12 05:00:42

From: mormonman
nope, your just trollin' xD


touche

noidea

2009-06-12 05:27:45

Another list!
Congratz :)

ZaSz

2009-06-12 07:18:16

Grats. I like the story.