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Well, long story short, a program sent me 4k free Trojan condom samples. Their captcha recognition fails, and you can resubmit the same form to resubmit the same correct captcha answer.. I just received them like 30 minutes ago, and I do not know what to do with them. I have no "proper use" for that many , and I did not mean to send that many to my house. Any suggestions on what I should do with them?

Use them like the people from LoadingReadyRun did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbGh-EgPFJ0

Raffle time!

Edit: What was the shipping cost? And take a picture of the size of the package, please. I want to see how big it was. (That' not innuendo…)

My suggestions.

Go to a bar :p.

Be the "pot" man of condoms, go stand by a local high school in a dark coat. A high schooler walks by. You say, "Wanna be prepared?"

lmfao, 4k free condoms? take a pic

Yeah.. sorry Harry, but pics or it didn't happen :/

Why do you want pix? They are all in envelopes still.

From: Harry
Why do you want pix? They are all in envelopes still.

They sent 4k condoms in envelopes? :rolleyes:

From: Harry
Why do you want pix? They are all in envelopes still.

I dun' believe you without :p.

Yes post a picture with you in it… with something to display the date that you arent able to alter

From: Hobbit
Yes post a picture with you in it… with something to display the date that you arent able to alter

+1.
You can't post something like that and expect everyone to believe you.
I don't think anybody could.

And, yes - how much did the shipping cost? Was it all free?

they are allegedly a bunch of free samples that he repeatedly ordered. Free sample, so he didn't pay for shipping. And only one condom per sample, thus the many envelopes.

But still, pics or it didn't happen.

this is legit, i have seen it done, u can send all 4k to me if u like :D

Thebotnet.com.

Proof that people make bots for samples…

I missed the free Pepsi by 2 days. Wouldve had a years supply :(

Holy Fuck can I have like half or something.

From: EvilChicken!
And, yes - how much did the shipping cost? Was it all free?

Lmao EC, you don't live in USA anyway ;)

Post a picture! Harry this is awesome! :D

Aww they only send to US =[

Pictures or it didnt happen

Lol how were they delivered to your house? 4000 letters in the mail box?

Same with his Dr. Pepper coupons :)
It's still stoopid that they send things like this only to the US of A.

send me 1k
please
i shall pay for the postage :)

~shut

Return them to sender.

From: mastaraymond
Return them to sender.

in which case…
im the sender

~shut

From: _ChArMz
this is legit, i have seen it done, u can send all 4k to me if u like :D

Yeah it is legit. I think I might go to Japan soon..make real use of them.

From: Zasz
Thebotnet.com.

Proof that people make bots for samples…

I missed the free Pepsi by 2 days. Wouldve had a years supply :(

I raped that free offer too. Got about 600 coupons left in my room.

From: Laur€ns;579105
Same with his Dr. Pepper coupons :)
It's still stoopid that they send things like this only to the US of A.

USA for the win.

From: mastaraymond
Return them to sender.

Unnamed Anonymous P.O. box.

From: The Claw
Lol how were they delivered to your house? 4000 letters in the mail box?

Yes, the mailman actually came up to my door with a box saying "here's your mail", and left.

Also, all the envelopes are un-marked, etc, so it isn't like you would see anything to prove there are condoms in it. So there is pretty much no point in me taking a picture, as if I wanted to lie about this thread I would just take a lot of blank envelopes from my house and take a picture of them. :\

Its real, I got a bunch last month, check out botting sites that rape free offers.

Mine all came from Youngamerica on the envelopes.

Donate them to africa

Pics or you're talking out your ass (y)

If you prove us wrong that you aren't lying, I shall eat my own hat [Covered in sauce for Harry's pleasure.]

From: Torrent of Flame
Pics or your talking out your ass (y)

If you prove us wrong that you aren't lying, I shall eat my own hat.

Picture from your hat, please else you're lying.

From: Hermen
Picture from your hat, please else you're lying.

I WILL take a picture of me eating my hat.

From: Torrent of Flame
Pics or your talking out your ass (y)

If you prove us wrong that you aren't lying, I shall eat my own hat.

you're*

Pix of hat && the sauce you are going to put on it first :p
Also, ffs, they are unmarked envelopes.. what would I prove by taking a pic of unmarked envelopes? >_>

From: drowningtrout
Its real, I got a bunch last month, check out botting sites that rape free offers.

Mine all came from Youngamerica on the envelopes.

Same.

From: Harry
you're*

lrn2english.

EDIT: Dont fuck with the quote to make it look like I cant spell either!

Open the envelopes? Then take picture? Its not to complicated?

From: Torrent of Flame
lrn2english.

EDIT: Dont fuck with the quote to make it look like I cant spell either!

Posted by Harry at Today, 10:55 PM
Last edited by Torrent of Flame; Today at 11:01 PM. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

From: Zasz
Open the envelopes? Then take picture? Its not to complicated?

too*
And no, stop asking for pictures, I won't deliver. They are nice, organized, protected, etc in the envelopes. Now stop asking please, maybe if I ever get a good reason to open all the envelopes I can take pictures.

Hey Harry, think you could tell me what you used or share it with me? :)
Condoms are darned expensive… If ya want to PM me or something, if not, just ignore me.

Harry, I edited it to add the bit about the sauce.

Is it legal to bot free stuff?
i would love to make bots for that, (no bots available for my country :()
But i know a site where i can order stuff to my country

Why u post here if your not gonna post pix. GTFO

From: mastaraymond
Why u post here if your not gonna post pix. GTFO

You forgot to /ragelock

From: mastaraymond
Why u post here if your not gonna post pix. GTFO

Because it is in the "Boring Stories" section, not "Semi Stupid Pictures" :D

inb4 Raym0nd` ragemoves it.

Just open one of them and have all the 3999 in the background and then take a pic!

yes
if your not goint to post a pic or send me any then i dont believe you

PROVE ME WRONG BIATCH!!!!!

~shut

From: Brain
Hey Harry, think you could tell me what you used or share it with me? :)
Condoms are darned expensive… If ya want to PM me or something, if not, just ignore me.

Go to a family planning clinic, tell them the person you a sleeping with is someone you care about greatly (in other words, lie), and you get free condoms/lube/and even a free sperm keyring!

From: Richard
Go to a family planning clinic, tell them the person you a sleeping with is someone you care about greatly (in other words, lie), and you get free condoms/lube/and even a free sperm keyring!

yeah, but that involves going somewhere and actually interacting with another person.

the internet is way better

From: Shuttleu
yes
if your not goint to post a pic or send me any then i dont believe you

PROVE ME WRONG BIATCH!!!!!

~shut

I don't need to prove you wrong, it is the Internet, it doesn't matter what anyone thinks? :|

From: Brain
yeah, but that involves going somewhere and actually interacting with another person.

the internet is way better

PM'd :o

pm me too please :)
im sorry for what i said (if you pm me with whatever you pm'ed him)
i want some but i cant be bothered to sit there all day clicking

~shut

You are in UK, right? It is US only, I will PM you it anyways.

From: Harry
you're*

Pix of hat && the sauce you are going to put on it first :p
Also, ffs, they are unmarked envelopes.. what would I prove by taking a pic of unmarked envelopes? >_>

Same.

Really now?

From: ToF
Pics or your talking out you are ass (y)

If you prove us wrong that you aren't lying, I shall eat my own hat.

Doesn't make since right?

From: ToF
Pics or your talking out your ass (y)

If you prove us wrong that you aren't lying, I shall eat my own hat.

That does make since (original post).

I once bought 10,000 Flavoured, ribbed, plain etc Condoms near their expiry date in a real world auction for just £10.

I kept a few hundred back and used them over a few years.. (Expiry dates are usually bunkum!) and I promoted a few end of year student gigs giving away the rest of the condoms with tickets etc..

From: PriSoner
I once bought 10,000 Flavoured, ribbed, plain etc Condoms near their expiry date in a real world auction for just £10.

I kept a few hundred back and used them over a few years.. (Expiry dates are usually bunkum!) and I promoted a few end of year student gigs giving away the rest of the condoms with tickets etc..

Wow, nice.

From: _ChArMz
this is legit, i have seen it done, u can send all 4k to me if u like :D

[offtopic] woah i haven't seen you for like ever :)! glad you still drop by[/offtopic]

wtf really lol how?

lmfao @ noidea lol!

I think harry needs attention… Just post a pic damn it, with the envelopes, we don't care if there's no point but we want pics.

Yes, I've never seen a condom, I want teh pixxxxxxxxx!!!!! No really, I don't care whether he makes things up or not.

Have you seen 4,000 condoms O_O :p.
Owned by a person not a business.

it would be interesting to see how long the postman spends posting it through your front door XD

~shut

From: Dr D. Dervish
I think harry needs attention… Just post a pic damn it, with the envelopes, we don't care if there's no point but we want pics.

I do not care what anyone thinks :/

From: Shuttleu
it would be interesting to see how long the postman spends posting it through your front door XD

~shut

He brought them in a box from the post office.

Send them to me i'll use them

create a bubble pit in your back yard…of…well…;D

So what do you do exactly at that site to keep getting them so easily?
Fill out the form every time and it will send it to the same name and address?
And the only thing on the envelope is an anonymous return address + your address?

OMG I'm gonna send my friend some, he'll be like wtf since when do I get mail? And there will be a condom in it XD

I got a free condom today! 3999 to go!

From: mastaraymond
I got a free condom today! 3999 to go!

if you do order 4k
could you send me some providing i pay for the postage?

~shut

From: Shuttleu
if you do order 4k
could you send me some providing i pay for the postage?

~shut

I didn't get one from this site my darling, just from some random promoting team ;)

From: mastaraymond
I didn't get one from this site my darling, just from some random promoting team ;)

awww…

i need to find someone who lives in the USA and is willing to have 4k condoms come through their post then send them to me (i will pay obviously)

~shut

From: Shuttleu
if you do order 4k
could you send me some providing i pay for the postage?

~shut

are you taking the piss? go to a shop and buy them.
if your not mature enough to do that, you not mature enought to have sex.

yes im serious
its a lot cheaper to have 4k sent to someone in the us for free then send them over to the uk than to by 4k in the shop
plus i dont think the shop would have 4k in stock :/

~shut

What could one possibly want 4k condoms for so badly :rolleyes:? lol I don't think its possible to have sex 4k times in a lifetime, unless your a sex perverted freak… Unless Shuttleu's thinking business :D

But I've seen stuff like this done before, but never with condoms… My friend got almost 700 free samples for Quaker Oatmeal To Go xD It was awesome lol we used them as munchies for a whole year



~NS

From: Shuttleu
yes im serious
its a lot cheaper to have 4k sent to someone in the us for free then send them over to the uk than to by 4k in the shop
plus i dont think the shop would have 4k in stock :/

~shut

Are you going to make Condom bombs or something?

From: Hermen
Are you going to make Condom bombs or something?

i shall use them for a hell of a lot of fun
think about it
the possibilities are endless
i have a lot of things in mind that i want to do

~shut

From: 99_

Am I the only one who lol'd and appreciated this pic? :D

From: Shuttleu
i shall use them for a hell of a lot of fun
think about it
the possibilities are endless
i have a lot of things in mind that i want to do

~shut

Go to a Connexions office or a family planning clinic. They give you 10 every week.

From: 99_

Sorry for oft

Could someone tell me who this girl is ??? she is everywhere in this site :eek: :confused:

lol thats just over 1 per day XD

anyway
does anyone live in the us and want to do this for me?
like i said i will pay for everything

~shut

Open them all and unravel them, then go over to someone's house that you hate and throw them in their trees, roof, and on ground all around their house. Sort of like TP'ing someone only funnier :p.

Shuttleu stop spamming this thread asking for condoms, if you really want some then go to dealextreme.com and buy some from there, you can get 50 for like $4 USD and it's free shipping.

From: xabdullahx
Sorry for oft

Could someone tell me who this girl is ??? she is everywhere in this site :eek: :confused:

That's boxxy :p.

From: Da 0wner
That's boxxy :p.

Correct, boxxy aka Wizzup?, one of our admins

From: The Claw
Correct, boxxy aka Wizzup?, one of our admins

wow…that is one tid-bit of info that I was blissfully un-aware of. Thank you for making my life complete.

Also, thanks for the condom website :p Checkin that out now.

EDIT: actually I don't want to buy condoms from there….they all seem "sketchy". Like, I'm sure their fine, but I really don't want a pregnancy on my hands, so I'll stick to the Tojans I've been using, haven't let me down yet. I'd rather pay more for something that has less of a chance of altering my life significantly.

dealextreme.com isn't a condom website
its a cheap Chinese goods site
i have bought from there many times before
including memory cards
DSTT
Dingoo
etc.
but i forgot that they sold condoms
i bought a squishy blue silicon penis from there one and gave it to my friend as a b-day pressie
it was soo funny and he was soo embarrassed

anyway sorry for posting that but i wasn't spamming the thread i was asking people a question
but now you have reminded me of DX i shall stop

~shut

lol @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMLrA_0O5I