SRL Archive - NOTA

So I just felt like hit a punch of keys on my keyboard and make a thread so everyone can do the same or just type some random shit.


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Sendkeys FTW!!

Hmm. Im sure this would be better in General Dump so our PC doesnt go up for SPAM?

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Close the thread?

Why close it…I'm having fun…

Do this:
1.Get real life friends.
2.Let him steal your rs account.
3.Punch him in the face until you lost all your energy, then quit playing rs and quit this thread.

What about that?

inb4close

From: Hermpie
Do this:
1.Get real life friends.
2.Let him steal your rs account.
3.Punch him in the face until you lost all your energy, then quit playing rs and quit this thread.

What about that?

1 - Way ahead of ya
2 - I don't play
3 - Read 2

Sounds nice, now stop spamming?
Why ahead of me?

Hermpie > R1ch.

He's f&*@(^#*&(@^#*&@^#&(*^*&#(^@*&#(^@*&(#^UFGSHDFGSUY(^&*(!^876296789TY&*@(#T^(!'ing awesome.

From: Floor66
Hermpie > R1ch.

He's f&*@(^#*&(@^#*&@^#&(*^*&#(^@*&#(^@*&(#^UFGSHDFGSUY(^&*(!^876296789TY&*@(#T^(!'ing awesome.

Hmm, you spammed :p +1 you're allowed.(Abusing the power I not haz).

Hermpie, QQ, and it is in the General Dump.

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desu~~!!

Edit: Guize, please don't make HUUUGE walls of text, it just wastes SRL's bandwidth.

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From: noidea
I agree

i lold

Longest. Page. Ever.

GUYS, STOP MAKING WALLS OF TEXT, IT IS WASTING SRL'S BANDWIDTH, kthx.



Also, The Game.

Hey Noidea, you're going to get an infraction probably. Even though the thread is "SPAM", it does not exempt you from making a huge post that will just drain down on SRL's bandwidth, which costs Wizzup and Fakawi IRL GeePeez. It is not cool. What you are doing is almost a variant of DoSing SRL, as each person who loads the page requests a lot of data from SRL that should not need to be requested, causing more Megabyte use.

(inb4 "hypocrite, you have 6.6k+ posts")

Edit2: He erased the post before mine, I am not double posting :3

The game

I can't imagine it wastes to much bandwidth I mean its 48.32kbs…

It is actually 560KBs, excluding all the advanced vbulletin PHP. That makes it about 1 MB of SRL's bandwidth wasted, and a lot of CPU power needed by Apache to output that information. That puts a big tax on the server's speed and bandwidth allotments. In rare cases, huge pages have made an Apache server crash if enough people were loading the page at once.

Oh, I didn't know it cost more IRL GeePeez =\
/me delete on of the posts.

From: Harry
It is actually 560KBs, excluding all the advanced vbulletin PHP. That makes it about 1 MB of SRL's bandwidth wasted, and a lot of CPU power needed by Apache to output that information. That puts a big tax on the server's speed and bandwidth allotments.

How did you calculate it to be that big? Page info for me says 48.32 KB (49,481 bytes)

From: Choroid
How did you calculate it to be that big? Page info for me says 48.32 KB (49,481 bytes)

Right click on page 1 URL -> Save as.
/facepalm

When you do that, it does not include the PHP sections, which is a large majority as well.

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From: metalanca
im a f***in brip bitch ay relly krip killa 40s and 50s my nukka cuh cuh cuh crippinnnn

Thats what she said!

…

From: noidea
Thats what she said!

And how!

From: metalanca
And how!

With enthusiasm!

Lolz @ noidea on other page. ;)

this might be the general dump, but rules such as no porn still apply.
Also, stop those huge annoying posts.

~RM

sorry I thought the BBQ pit didn't do post count either, sorry about that.

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Balls fuck cunt whore bitch fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck pures 1 def is for fucking hippie bitches

I went to work today and asked a fellow employee for head in the bathroom. She said she would talk to me about it later. I am texting her now and she says she would like to do this sometime. Needed to be said, and it is Spam, and short :)

<%
Dim Spam

If Spam.Length <> 0 Then
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End If
%>

What now? I just went straight up ASP on yall's ass! Lol

~Camo

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Fucking dumbass. Don't do that, no walls of text.

From: Da 0wner aka KyleIs1337
Fucking dumbass. Don't do that, no walls of text.

deleted.

~RM

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Edit - :)

I like pie.

Zomg zomfg!!!! I just applied for members!!!!!!!!! Wish me luck!!! Vote yes for me!

From: tomtuff
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lol

(Not wasting any of SRL's bandwidth, it is not a wall of text, but meh, not embedded, just to be safe and infraction-free)

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Harry, i lol'd at that picture

ohaiguz wut y udiun>?

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nuy0

you lost the game bitch

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i=0;
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From: Da 0wner
ohaiguz wut y udiun>?

Toohhhh muuccchd vodka ,,.. ehh??

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On a more serious note : is this against the rules ?

I feel bad, I think have a cold :(

if TickyyDrunk(between(8, 12 beers)) then
begin
  StartSpamingOnThisTHREAD
  Do Buttsex
  Wait(1337)
  exit;
end else
  Writeln(ohai).

Waffles!

dne.
nletirw('iah');
nigeb
margrop Wen;

From: noidea
I feel bad, I think have a cold :(

Welcome to my club :(

…

l_|

Mmmm Waffles

Moo!

Meow

woof woof

*spit* *cough* *whisper* *shit* *bullshit* etc… end else… the end… end.

my l33t list:

Chuck Norris:norris: (You always will be the #1).
mudkip <3
Tehnoobshow SHUT UP NOOB.
My cat MEOW
My dog WOOF?
/me <3

From: Tickyy
my l33t list:

Chuck Norris:norris: (You always will be the #1).
mudkip <3
Tehnoobshow SHUT UP NOOB.
My cat MEOW
My dog WOOF?
/me <3

You forgot Zyt3x.

8====D~~

This is sparta!!!

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No it isn't!

8=D?

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I love white text.

Teletubbies.

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Damn…

Oops double post

I'm sick :<

ohaidar

From: 99_ aka ian.
ohaidar

Hai! :D

processed canned meat product

ring ring ring ring, banana PHONE!!!@!@!!! tshi is great song lawlz :D

i love this thread lol
free posts yay
conspiracy theory:
mod andrew is probably a srl developer and all the includes he's written are going to get us banned :D

i think knocked upw as a terible move i loved 1408

ERROR. This post is too 1337 to be posted. Please try again in -1.337 Seconds.

k. nvhgfxjfxjft

Im on a boat, im on a boat take a good hard look at the mothafcking boat *yeah* no pun intended with the ahred thing but loaslsdsoidfwenmguirgjrngurngtwrjkbgwruijgn

just rage-quit, and uninstall

wth