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Saw this on another forum and thought it was interesting, made me laugh :p

Sorry if anyone feels offended.


Or in messed up text:

Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious buisness, but then Satan pretends to be a

snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she was already showin tits). She chooses the former and

then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious fucking incest occurs

and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really).

Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the

universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him

and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd.

Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him

to fap to.


New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. nine months later, Jesus is

born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life,

and some CP.

Later, Jesus became a hardcore ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned

him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and

hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server and laughed at the Jews.

After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil

and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're

fucking stupid.

two minutes of my life wasted…

From: Aser
two minutes of my life wasted…

I agree 110%

But well worth the lawling :). Thank you sir, for making my day even better :)

haha, i remember that.. /b/ saves the day. :)

quite funny really. moved to bbq

~RM

omg i lolzoreded zo so freaking hard man i allmost pissed my pants… God gave Jesus some cheatkodes… lolzzzz :DDDDDDD

heh.

how about this one?

One day Satan came to heaven and Jesus was like "WTF WALLHAX"

It's funny but really offending.

Have you noticed that a lot of the religious people are older?

Maybe they think "hey we're gonna die soon, rekon we should start believing in God so he'll save us?". Sorry if that offended anyone.

I honestly believe religion is there so people feel they have purpose in life, and so they feel that they won't go into a pitch black void with absolutely nothing there…

From: Richard
Have you noticed that a lot of the religious people are older?

Maybe they think "hey we're gonna die soon, rekon we should start believing in God so he'll save us?". Sorry if that offended anyone.

I honestly believe religion is there so people feel they have purpose in life, and so they feel that they won't go into a pitch black void with absolutely nothing there…

Yeah. Or they get caught in the vortex thinking it will make them a different fate.

When you die, you just rot in the ground. No one has a soul.

From: Harry
Yeah. Or they get caught in the vortex thinking it will make them a different fate.

When you die, you just rot in the ground. No one has a soul.

Aren't you a little ray of sunshine :p

From: Ruroken
Aren't you a little ray of sunshine :p

Well, it is what I think. When you die, you don't go anywhere. You are just an organism on this planet. When your organs shut down, that's all that happens.

From: Harry
Well, it is what I think. When you die, you don't go anywhere. You are just an organism on this planet. When your organs shut down, that's all that happens.

Don't get this debate started again please. All people do is get mad at each other.

LOL man that stuff is funny, and wall hacks LOL

Religion (C) Capitalists 0-2009

Lol'ed IRL :p