Wizzup?
2009-02-19 19:17:15
R0b0t1!
He has turned 325 years old…
He has turned 325 years old…
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Colluci
2009-02-19 19:21:33
From: Wizzup?
R0b0t1!
He has turned 325 years old…
Damn, he's young!
Bobarkinator
2009-02-19 19:23:30
Happy Birthday! Even though you didn't want it.
NCDS
2009-02-19 19:24:26
lol happy birthday R0b0t1, however old you are :p
mixster
2009-02-19 19:27:40
As the great (Integer) R0b0t1.age; is one higher than it was yesterday, one can only imagine the changes that must have happened. For starters, the standard time measuring for computer must have increased by around 3600000*24. The date must have increased by one as well. Possibly, sperm counts were altered too. In order to celebrate this occasion, I leave to the beholder some gifts from you to you:
1) Queso
2) Top quality lubricants to keep you in "good working order" - most likely WD40.
3) Protection for when you connect with potentially infected machines - Norton AV (sorry)
4) A sound clip of Mr Roboto from the Sonic the Hedgehog TV series
5) Sexual harassment lawsuits
6) A free massage on an area of your body of your choice
7) A free massage on an area of my body of your choice
8) Several (female) Spanish foreign exchange students who have a fetish for humanoid robots
9) Nothing in particular
10) Something in molecular
I hope you enjoy the above imaginary presents and have a wonderful day full of laughter, joy, alcohol, friends, no family (except that hawt cousin that you've always had feelings for) and a whole lot of chloroform!
1) Queso
2) Top quality lubricants to keep you in "good working order" - most likely WD40.
3) Protection for when you connect with potentially infected machines - Norton AV (sorry)
4) A sound clip of Mr Roboto from the Sonic the Hedgehog TV series
5) Sexual harassment lawsuits
6) A free massage on an area of your body of your choice
7) A free massage on an area of my body of your choice
8) Several (female) Spanish foreign exchange students who have a fetish for humanoid robots
9) Nothing in particular
10) Something in molecular
I hope you enjoy the above imaginary presents and have a wonderful day full of laughter, joy, alcohol, friends, no family (except that hawt cousin that you've always had feelings for) and a whole lot of chloroform!
Scaper
2009-02-19 19:28:29
happy b day r0b0t1
Sandstorm
2009-02-19 19:30:53
Happy birthday R0b0t1!
Hope you enjoy Mixster's presents, I still don't know how he comes up with them!
~Sandstorm
Hope you enjoy Mixster's presents, I still don't know how he comes up with them!
~Sandstorm
senrath
2009-02-19 19:47:55
From: Sandstorm
Happy birthday R0b0t1!
Hope you enjoy Mixster's presents, I still don't know how he comes up with them!
~Sandstorm
I think they're things he has lying around in his garage.
Anyway, Happy Birthday, R0b0t1!
Da 0wner
2009-02-19 19:52:37
Happy birthday r0b0t :). I give you one dolla :p.
Smarter Child
2009-02-19 20:07:09
Lolz, Mixster, knows toooo much. Happy Birthday r0b0t..!
Congratulations on the big #@%(325)!
Don't you wish you were 'reborn' at around age 14..so you could like…pump..lol..
He wants to get down and dirty.
ofc get down and dirty into his "chores".
Congratulations on the big #@%(325)!
Don't you wish you were 'reborn' at around age 14..so you could like…pump..lol..
He wants to get down and dirty.
ofc get down and dirty into his "chores".
ZaSz
2009-02-19 20:27:15
Happy B-day mr 37.00000001337 year old.
NiiX
2009-02-20 02:16:56
None of you even considered a card, did you :p
Happy b day, and I hope you a merry xmas (wutZ????)
Happy b day, and I hope you a merry xmas (wutZ????)
Da 0wner
2009-02-20 02:22:17
It's a bit girly :o.
Heavenzeyez1
2009-02-20 04:10:16
My birthday is tomorrow, don't forget me? ^^ :)
Anyhow, gratz robot. :)
~Eerik~
Anyhow, gratz robot. :)
~Eerik~
EvilChicken!
2009-02-20 07:27:10
Happy birthday, R0b0t. :)
Tickyy
2009-02-20 07:45:34
Happy birthday R0b0t!!!
Kyle Undefined
2009-02-20 08:14:00
Happy b-day!
~Camo
~Camo
NiiX
2009-02-20 08:14:52
From: Da 0wner
It's a bit girly :o.
I hope he thinks so too :p
Skippz
2009-02-21 07:38:53
325? Still needs a couple years to beat my Grandma, Happy B-day!
Blast Master
2009-02-21 07:46:49
Happy birthday R0b0t1!:D
Ashur2Good
2009-02-21 09:42:41
Happy b-day :D
Dan Cardin
2009-02-21 11:47:14
mixster's presents are always the best.
Griff
2009-02-21 11:58:39
Happy birthday! You are now 311 years older than me!
Smarter Child
2009-02-21 13:07:21
I beat you all.
King of the Nites
2009-02-21 13:12:18
A little late… but
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
P1nky
2009-02-21 14:13:15
Yay lets celebrate by Crying that he died :p
lol jp
lol jp