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Just a game, give us YOUR own 10 top reasons to be your kind of people.

NO FLAMING!

Top 10 reasons to be Iraqie :
1: Nice clothes
2: Good at fighting (Personally ^^)
3: Kurdish language is just so epic :)
4: 1 word meens 15 words.
5: Rice N Chicken 24/7 (Never gets old xD)
6: Over 10 Kurdish channels available at this time!
7: Kurdish weddings are often 99% of your relatives.
8: Kurdish classmates are allways funny.
9: Kurdish people inharets the fur from the monkeys.
10: Kurdish humor is great! (Look at ma sig!)

Remember to have fun :)

top reason for being American:
1. Jessica Alba lives here ;)

From: N C D S
top reason for being American:
1. Jessica Alba lives here ;)

Holy shit i thought that SAME EXACT THING!

From: N C D S
top reason for being American:
1. Jessica Alba lives here ;)

2. NFL, NBA, and other pro/college sports on TV(or just TV in general)

From: mormonman
2. NFL, NBA, and other pro/college sports on TV(or just TV in general)

Ahahaha, who cares?
Jessica Alba lives here!

Kansas. Lots of space if you blow something up, etc.

From: bullzeye95
Ahahaha, who cares?
Jessica Alba lives here!

thats why it is number 2, and not number 1!

Portugal, where the greatest football (soccer)player was born.
Ok madeira but still, close.

From: Niixu
Just a game, give us YOUR own 10 top reasons to be your kind of people.

From: R0b0t1
Kansas. Lots of space if you blow something up, etc.

lol are you Kansasian? :p

10 Top Reasons To Live In Finland.

1. Sauna
2. We drink alcohol in Sauna
3. We have Santa Claus ( Me )
4. We don't live in caves.
5. We have heads
6. We have Tv
7. We have small paychecks :P
8. We don't have terrorists
9. We live in north
10. We are Finnish people :)

~Home

top 10 reasons to live in the UK
1. we are awsum
2. we are awsum
3. we are awsum
4. we are awsum
5. we are awsum
6. we are awsum
7. we are awsum
8. we are awsum
9. we are awsum
10. we are awsum

~shut

Top 10 Being a Texan

1. You live in Texas
2. We have the hottest girls (on average) here
3. Home of the Dallas Cowboys (Cheerleaders too)
4. Home of the Spurs (Cheerleaders too :P)
5. Warm all year round
6. Under-age kids can drink with their legal guardians permission (As long as said guardian is there)
7. Good Hunting
8. Good Fishing
9. Home of NASA
10. Its a red state (not communist :P)

From: Hugolord
Portugal, where the greatest football (soccer)player was born.

Surely, you jest?

Being Canadian:
1) universal healthcare
2) decent beer
3) good weather
4) assorted awsum animals
5) multi-party politics ('cause everyone likes lots of parties)
6) hockey, lacrosse, basketball
7) TIM HORTONS (a.k.a the best thing ever)

being from Colorado (usa):

1.We are the home of the Denver Broncos.
2.Budweiser beer came from here.
3.Home of the Rockies!
4.Home of the denver nuggets (basketball team. No not mcdonalds.)
5.Home of the Colorado Avalanche (hockey team)
6. Other beer, (forget what) came from here!!!!

We are teh best state. Therefore we would own if we a country!!!!!!!

edit: niixu ima guess 1 of your rs accounts = Ambitionnn

From: sirlaughsalot

3. Home of the Dallas Cowboys

That's a good thing :confused: :p

Top 10 reasons to be a Pennsylvanian:

1) The Eagles
2) The Steelers
3) The Penguins
4) The Flyers
5) The Phillies
6) The (upstart) Sixers
-1) The Pirates :p
7) Philly Cheese Steaks
8) 44-6 Sirlaughsalot? :D
9) We're Awesome
10) …We're even more Awesome?

;)

EDIT:

From: zasz
1.We are the home of the Denver Broncos.

Again, that's a good thing? ;)

I live in sweden so Ill go ahead and say some bout sweden.

1 3 Crownes (hockey I think)
2 Blondes
3 Blondes
4 Blondes
5 BLONDES
6 BLONDES (YOU GETTING MY POINT YET?!)
:D

From: Hugolord
Portugal, where the greatest football (soccer)player was born.
Ok madeira but still, close.

Portugal is in a really big crisis and there a lot of corruption. All people are losing the jobs. like 500 per day … dunno whats going to happen in the future our politicans are bastards noobs and yes i am portuguese. We were in crisis before the whole world crisis so guess how we are at the moment

but there are hot girls here ^^

From: Niixu
I live in sweden so Ill go ahead and say some bout sweden.

1 3 Crownes (hockey I think)
2 Blondes
3 Blondes
4 Blondes
5 BLONDES
6 BLONDES (YOU GETTING MY POINT YET?!)
:D

You like hockey playing blonde men that wear crowns?

Because:

1. Finland is Winland.
2. I live here (so fuck Jessica Alba).
3. Santa lives here (the real one, Home just goes around mugging people in a santa suit).
4. Polar bears.
5. The fact that we don't actually have polar bears here.
6. Snow (pretty weakily these days, but there's some snow sometimes).
7. We're naturally born alcoholics.
8. All gay finns are banned from Finland and forced to dye their hair blonde and then they're sent to sweden to play hockey (for Niixu's pleasure).
9. Fat people, hunting them is über fun.
10. Women, except fat and ugly ones that you can legally beat with sticks around here (thats awsum too etc.).

From: Colluci
Portugal is in a really big crisis and there a lot of corruption. All people are losing the jobs. like 500 per day … dunno whats going to happen in the future our politicans are bastards noobs and yes i am portuguese. We were in crisis before the whole world crisis so guess how we are at the moment

but there are hot girls here ^^

Wow.. you must be one of the few Portuguese people here @ SRL…
but yeah, I'm saying Portugal rocks, not living there.. :P

Which is why I don't live there btw ^^

From: GoF

2. I live here (so fuck Jessica Alba).

Gladly!