SRL Archive - NOTA

I will give $1000 to the person who posts last!


Gu3st...

2009-02-05 10:09:29

This is a game.
Post post post!

Rules:
No-one with the powerz to lock a thread are allowed to post and then lock this thread.
Obey the SRL-Rules!

EDIT: Wait… I broke one rule when i triple, and double posted… :p

Meow :3
You may think: "Well.. What to post?" POST ANYTHING (but you must follow the rules)! :D

Oops, I double posted.. :S

sirlaughsalot

2009-02-05 10:16:24

And with that you tripple posted, but does it really matter on these forums?

senrath

2009-02-05 10:17:26

In here, not really.

But what I'm wondering is what you'll do if a mod or similar comes in, posts, and locks the topic :P

Harry

2009-02-05 10:20:33

OP will not deliver.

Cashbox with sign and timestamp please.


Dervish

2009-02-05 10:25:46

Stupid game, will never get the cash ;).

Cazax

2009-02-05 10:32:45

Yes i will :D

senrath

2009-02-05 10:37:09

From: Dr D. Dervish
Stupid game, will never get the cash ;).


Ignoring the fact that the OP won't pay, a mod or admin could easily "win" this game. They'd just need to post, then lock the topic. Voila, they're the last ones to post :P

Dervish

2009-02-05 10:39:57

From: senrath
Ignoring the fact that the OP won't pay, a mod or admin could easily "win" this game. They'd just need to post, then lock the topic. Voila, they're the last ones to post :P


Holy god they could make easy cash if he actually paid :p.

Gu3st...

2009-02-05 10:42:27

From: senrath
But what I'm wondering is what you'll do if a mod or similar comes in, posts, and locks the topic :P

Fuck them, admins/mods! :p

New rules!
and idc about double post right now.. this is General Dump anyway :D

Dervish

2009-02-05 10:49:35

From: Zyt3x
New rules!
and idc about double post right now.. this is General Dump anyway :D


You really shouldn't think like that D:

ShowerThoughts

2009-02-05 10:49:46

This is such a good idea.

Shuttleu

2009-02-05 10:50:06

i need the money
give it to me!

~shut

Aser

2009-02-05 10:52:14

I will give $500 to who ever locks this thread right after my post (if I actually get the $1k)

Hobbit

2009-02-05 11:03:52

From: Zyt3x
Fuck them, admins/mods! :p

From: Zyt3x
New rules!
and idc about double post right now.. this is General Dump anyway :D


Not a good thing to say… This is not the Bbq pit so all forum rules apply, INCLUDING double posting

View this as your warning

Gu3st...

2009-02-05 11:06:38

From: Hobbit
Not a good thing to say… This is not the Bbq pit so all forum rules apply, INCLUDING double posting

View this as your warning

Ok, sorry Hobbit, I'll merge them. EDIT: Thank you

Hy71194:

Harry

2009-02-05 11:08:11

Zytex, I need a pic with a timestamp on a sign, saying "Zytex will gib 1k lolol #SRL", or else you're trollin'!
Chris Hansen does not approve of trolls.

Edit: BTW, nice hotlinking to "TreeHugger.com" for the US money image .. I doubt you have file access there. :D

and this is a game, i will never give any of you $1000 :P

/thread

Gu3st...

2009-02-05 11:29:44

From: Hy71194
Zytex, I need a pic with a timestamp on a sign, saying "Zytex will gib 1k lolol #SRL", or else you're trollin'!
Chris Hansen does not approve of trolls.

Edit: BTW, nice hotlinking to "TreeHugger.com" for the US money image .. I doubt you have file access there. :D

I found the image on google :3

and this is a game, i will never give any of you $1000 :P

Aser

2009-02-05 11:55:54

Then this thread should be deleted…

Promise breakers are dumb.

Brain

2009-02-05 11:58:18

you shall not pass

anonymity

2009-02-05 12:03:07

From: Zyt3x
and this is a game, i will never give any of you $1000 :P


You make me sad and angry. I am sad that you decided to be dumb and make a thread promising people money… then say that it was just a lie and you have no friends…. and I am angry because of the same reason…. but mostly because nobody will get the money and have a chance to support SRL with some of it.

Gu3st...

2009-02-05 12:14:36

Meh, this is a game

GoF

2009-02-05 12:43:19

This is like the best thread ever?

Pssh.. Hy71194 sucks at life. It'd be nice if you kept your fail inside /b/ and made people there get pissed off and moan about cancer and how everything there sucks these days due to the 13 year olds instead of bringing that fail to SRL and #SRL too and irritating people that cba to go to 4chan to see the fail there >_<

Or maybe I'll start posting LOL BEDOPEAR LOOONGCAT MEME xDDDDDDDD ANONIMUS LEGION NEVER FOGRETs SO RANDUM XDD SCINTOLOGY R BAD LOL everywhere too. LULZ EPIC xDD

Bad Processor

2009-02-05 13:42:56

I don't feel very well.

– BP

Harry

2009-02-05 14:35:18

From: GoF
This is like the best thread ever?

Pssh.. Hy71194 sucks at life. It'd be nice if you kept your fail inside /b/ and made people there get pissed off and moan about cancer and how everything there sucks these days due to the 13 year olds instead of bringing that fail to SRL and #SRL too and irritating people that cba to go to 4chan to see the fail there >_<

Or maybe I'll start posting LOL BEDOPEAR LOOONGCAT MEME xDDDDDDDD ANONIMUS LEGION NEVER FOGRETs SO RANDUM XDD SCINTOLOGY R BAD LOL everywhere too. LULZ EPIC xDD

No Sir, I didn't do anything like that.

noidea

2009-02-05 15:38:53

From: Hy71194
No Sir, I didn't do anything like that.


orly..?
But srsly…? !000 USD or Pesos ?

Sir R. M8gic1an

2009-02-05 16:06:00

if anyone wants to strike up a deal we'll split it 50 / 50 ;)

and about this being a game. it's a nice one. obviously no one will ever have the last post. so about that deal anyone? :p

~RM

noidea

2009-02-05 16:23:06

Rasta, we can do it!

Harry

2009-02-05 18:11:14

From: noidea
orly..?
But srsly…? !000 USD or Pesos ?

Yeah really ..

mrpickle

2009-02-05 18:34:43

Hmm, I think this is done fore more or less, research =D.

Runescapian321

2009-02-05 18:36:30

last


There, I posted 'last', therefore I win. Gimme my $1k :)

Claymore

2009-02-05 18:55:35

Its probably 1000 pesos = $100. Still good.

senrath

2009-02-05 19:26:52

From: Deathscytex
Its probably 1000 pesos = $100. Still good.


The title states $1000 though.

mormonman

2009-02-05 20:28:59

From: Runescapian
last


There, I posted 'last', therefore I win. Gimme my $1k :)


you didn't post the right thing… its 'last!'! I win!!!

Hobbit

2009-02-05 20:39:00

From: mormonman
you didn't post the right thing… its 'last!'! I win!!!


No you didnt ;)

Its without the ''

so last!

I win :)

/Thread

Runescapian321

2009-02-05 20:42:56

If he meant 'last!' (minus the quotes), that would mean Zyt3x used improper grammar. He used perfect grammar (except for powerz and :3) throughout his whole post, so it's safe to assume that the exclamation point was placed there to make the title grammatically correct. Hence, I actually won :D

Aser

2009-02-05 22:30:50

From: Deathscytex
Its probably 1000 pesos = $100. Still good.


More like $5.

I'll go for 75/25 Rasta (you get 750)…

Smarter Child

2009-02-05 22:40:24

Lol, EPIC PHAIL.

Baked0420

2009-02-05 22:48:08

Rasta and everyone else, he already said it was a joke, he isn't giving anyone money. So you can't split it, this thead is pointless, you should just let it die/lock it. (not so I get last post I really don't care bout this game, sorry but in my opinion it's a stupid game)

Simtoon

2009-02-05 23:50:38

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lecrae1166

2009-02-06 18:49:29

lolz POSTES!

Sir R. M8gic1an

2009-02-07 04:16:04

we all know it's a joke :p still fun to see where this we'll go :p

but it might be time to actually do something mature n lock it :p

~RM

mastaraymond

2009-02-07 07:04:05

From: Rasta Magician
we all know it's a joke :p still fun to see where this we'll go :p

but it might be time to actually do something mature n lock it :p

~RM

But I would like to get that $1000!

Hobbit

2009-02-07 11:38:00

Post count is not effected by this forum, correct?

Edit: Yes i was right


Reopened, there is no need for it to be closed, it causes no harm.

thedetro125

2009-02-07 11:39:59

This is my $1000 - i'll do a truce with everybody so we can split it once i win

~thed

Baked0420

2009-02-07 11:42:08

HOBBIT: MastaRaymond probably closed it, just wanted to win the contest, but… MastaRaymond failed :p

Harry

2009-02-07 11:57:14

wat

Now why do we not move that "Post something you love about the person above you…" to this subforum? :p

tythus

2009-02-07 13:13:28

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thedetro125

2009-02-07 13:42:38

i said dont post… and whoever has posted previously and anybody else who pms me will get an equal share of the $1000 through paypal.

~thed

Harry

2009-02-07 14:12:11

From: thedetro125
i said dont post… and whoever has posted previously and anybody else who pms me will get an equal share of the $1000 through paypal.

~thed

Zytex isn't gonna give anything, just an FYI :3

Sir R. M8gic1an

2009-02-07 19:44:07

if i delete all the posts after mine, does that mean i win? i wouldn't have broken any rules :p

~RM

ZaSz

2009-02-07 23:30:12

im making the cash if anyone responds to me quote so i can post over and over.

Brain

2009-02-07 23:44:36

From: zasz
im making the cash if anyone responds to me quote so i can post over and over.





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N0body

2009-02-08 03:35:18

I win.

You know, there's a loophole in your rules. A mod can contact a member and say if he locks the thread after the guy posts they'll split the cash. Your rules state the rule is only broken if the mod locks AND posts. ;D

TheSantaMan

2009-02-08 03:47:49

From: Hy71194 aka Harry
OP will not deliver.

Cashbox with sign and timestamp please.



OMG! totally read my mind lmao. 4chan ftw.

we've all been trolled.

Markus

2009-02-08 04:50:17

*Makes scar script for autowin*

ecvecvecv

2009-02-08 07:28:15

lol proberly wont get money anyway

Lee Lok Hin

2009-02-08 07:59:06

Yawn.

Markus

2009-02-08 08:13:15

hoi

Lee Lok Hin

2009-02-08 08:23:53

I wants 1k!

Incidentally, that above post was just to see if my new signature fitted the limits :p

Markus

2009-02-08 09:56:43

Hoi

Shuttleu

2009-02-08 10:00:21

Hai der

~shut

Iroki

2009-02-08 10:00:26

I want 1000$ :)

noidea

2009-02-08 11:06:46

But you shall give it to me!

Pixelate

2009-02-08 11:31:34

why doesnt a mod just post, then close the thread :P

noidea

2009-02-08 12:13:31

Its against the rules.

Brain

2009-02-08 12:24:27

i won

Gu3st...

2009-02-08 12:45:50

Nope :)

sirlaughsalot

2009-02-08 12:51:29

From: Zyt3x
Nope :)


Can you play? You cant really give yourself 1000$

ZaSz

2009-02-08 15:50:28

From: sirlaughsalot
Can you play? You cant really give yourself 1000$


I know, cause if you are paying, then u got to check thread. And that means you can post.

The game shouldve gone like everyone could only post once in the entire thread. And if the thread goes unposted for 24 hours, then the last person wins. This way someone really has a chance of winning.

FamilyGuy

2009-02-08 16:57:46

sup /b/

Maninpink5

2009-02-08 17:01:27

I win!!:D

josh81193

2009-02-08 17:20:11

From: Hy71194 aka Harry
OP will not deliver.

Cashbox with sign and timestamp please.



…..no.
what is a /b/tard doing on srl, you should be trolling /x/.

xdustin

2009-02-09 03:18:20

This topic will never end, lol.

jpuura

2009-02-09 15:01:11

Close it please :)

Wizzup?

2009-02-09 15:07:08

Ok.