papetowe
2006-03-25 03:02:13
This was on meh xanga.
Yesterday I went onto someone else's yahoo e-mail account and started deleting all their mail.
Let me explain.
I went to the library, and I was waiting for this lady to get off the computer. Finally, she did, and I got up out of my seat, eyeballing another young man who was also getting up out of his. We both raced for it. I took out an exacto knife and slit his throat, and I accidentally ran into the woman.
She told me I was rude.
I told her to fuck herself.
She said she'd fuck herself if she had a full length mirror.
I said go away…and she did.
I sat down at the computer and pushed the dead kid's body under the heater because it was distracting me.
I get on Yahoo, click on MAIL, and it doesn't ask me for a password or anything. It gets me on the mail server right away. Of course, I've been rather brain dead lately, so I just assume my account is saved on there from TWO DAYS ago.
75 messages.
I was very surprised that I had 75 messages since this is a personal e-mail address and I don't give it to friends or anything.
Then again, if I gave it to friends, I only would have had 3 messages.
So I start rummaging through it. Most of it is from this place called LonelyVirgins and I delete it and I start getting really pissed. And the other half of the e-mails are from some lady named Sandy Cocks. She's one of those old bitchass stay-at-home moms that sits on her ass all day sending funny forwards instead of taking care of her kids. I delete all that shit. I keep deleting and deleting and deleting…and then something hits me.
The Username.
MonekyBallzPricness69 has a big surprise coming to her.
I freak out and log off the account and then enter my own.
Ooops a daisy.
I left the library at about 4pm. Someone asked me if there was something wrong with that kid under the thermostat. I kicked the kid and a bunch of blood spewed out. I said, "No."
"Oh, okay."
Yesterday I went onto someone else's yahoo e-mail account and started deleting all their mail.
Let me explain.
I went to the library, and I was waiting for this lady to get off the computer. Finally, she did, and I got up out of my seat, eyeballing another young man who was also getting up out of his. We both raced for it. I took out an exacto knife and slit his throat, and I accidentally ran into the woman.
She told me I was rude.
I told her to fuck herself.
She said she'd fuck herself if she had a full length mirror.
I said go away…and she did.
I sat down at the computer and pushed the dead kid's body under the heater because it was distracting me.
I get on Yahoo, click on MAIL, and it doesn't ask me for a password or anything. It gets me on the mail server right away. Of course, I've been rather brain dead lately, so I just assume my account is saved on there from TWO DAYS ago.
75 messages.
I was very surprised that I had 75 messages since this is a personal e-mail address and I don't give it to friends or anything.
Then again, if I gave it to friends, I only would have had 3 messages.
So I start rummaging through it. Most of it is from this place called LonelyVirgins and I delete it and I start getting really pissed. And the other half of the e-mails are from some lady named Sandy Cocks. She's one of those old bitchass stay-at-home moms that sits on her ass all day sending funny forwards instead of taking care of her kids. I delete all that shit. I keep deleting and deleting and deleting…and then something hits me.
The Username.
MonekyBallzPricness69 has a big surprise coming to her.
I freak out and log off the account and then enter my own.
Ooops a daisy.
I left the library at about 4pm. Someone asked me if there was something wrong with that kid under the thermostat. I kicked the kid and a bunch of blood spewed out. I said, "No."
"Oh, okay."