SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

A simple game…

Ill start:
You Know your addicted when you wear you clan colors to school and start advertising there.

I got a new one.. You know your addicted to SRL when you make pointless posts in the BBQ Pit to get 1k POSTS

:o :P <3

From: ToF
I got a new one.. You know your addicted to SRL when you make pointless posts in the BBQ Pit to get 1k POSTS

:o :P <3

*cough* What? *cough* Herh herh herh.
You know you are addicted to SRL when you post 1st post in every pointless posts in the BBQ Pit. xD
just kidding mate :)

You now your a addicted when you play runescape with your friends outside.

;) I need to get up to 2k what can I say?

You know your addicted to RS when you buy their book to read 0_o

From: ToF
;) I need to get up to 2k what can I say?

You know your addicted to RS when you buy their book to read 0_o

Lol awesome.

You know you're addicted to runescape when you start playing it.

From: Zytex!
Lol awesome.

You know you're addicted to runescape when you start playing it.

That'd abide for WoW,

Yeah it would n3ss3s. That game is addictive beyond belief. I broke the addiction, all of my friends and I decided to quit lol.

You getting WOTLK? I might do and start again, if my mum can pay for the WoW costs hehe

You know your addicted when you put off going to homecoming with your girlfriend to go to a clan event.

From: Zytex!
You now your a addicted when you play runescape with your friends outside.

I do that :eek: J/k :D

You know your addicted to RuneScape if you are botting…

From: noidea
I do that :eek: J/k :D

You know your addicted to RuneScape if you are botting…

I bot because I don't want to play though…

EDIT: How did I get KBD from leaving?? :eek:

25 September 2009.
I will be inactive for the next couple of weeks, due to school work and S.C.A.R.
S.C.A.R. is planned to be lunched by Christmas break, unfortunately it will be for SRL member only.

You know you are addicted to runescape when you call the lunch lady a noob for trying to sell cooked chicken…

You know you are addicted to Runescape when you start a thread about knowing that you are addicted to Runescape…(or post on it for that matter)

you know your addicted to runescape when you bought everything there is to be bought in F2P runescape. (like me a year ago lol)

You are addicted to RuneScape is you play it for more than a few hours each day, and when you find it hard to quit.

You know your addicted to Runescape when ever you say "Owned", "Pwned", etc.

You know you are addicted to rs when you go to gym class at school and say
STR LVLZ???

1) You search for mineral deposits above ground, then wonder why they won't grow back.
2) You get angry at the bank teller because he won't bank your lobsters.
3) You get in a fight with someone and call them a "def noob", because you can't land any punches on them.
3a) During the same fight, you pull out some sort of seafood and start eating it.
4) You know your main's levels off by heart.

You know your addicting to Runescape when you got happy they made it in French

You know you are addicted to runescape when:
1)Your P.E. teachers asks why you are not running you reply with, "Sorry, I can't turn run on right now… it is currently at 0%."
2)When a teacher ask you a question you reply with, "Sorry, I can't talk right now.. I just got a random… give me a minute."

your addicted to rs when you like jagex

From: M_A_I_N_FTW
your addicted to rs when you like jagex

not true… many people hated jagex after some of their stupider updates came out… but were still addicted!

You know your addicted to RuneScape when you desperately search the web for Runescape Cheats/Hacks/BlackMarkets…

no, that is when you get BORED of rs.
you are TRULY addicted if you buy any thing from their shop and you use your OWN money to pay for this game.

we need AVGN make a review on rs lol

You know your addicted to runescape when you can remember your runescape password.

You know when your addicted when you use "painted" rocks to use "magic" to do stuff.

you know your addicted to runescape if:

1) all day you wonder what level you'll be when you get home
2) you find yourself asking for PC's in walmart
3) When someones wearing a red long-sleeve shirt, you call him a def noob
4) you abbreviate the first word. EX: d hide, w mart
5) you constantly try to find ways to play RS at school :P
6) when you fight someone and win, you call yourself P King
7) you eat lobbies to restore health IRL.

You know you're addicted to runescape when :

-You run home from school and turn on your comp.
-Start screaming like mad when Internet fails (Connection lost, please wait. Attempting to reestablish.)
-When your mom says "Dinner !!!" and you go like "Coming…" and 20 minutes later you're still infront of the computer.
-When you don't script ^^
-When you cry when you loose 100K -.-

Thats the few I can think of atm xD

From: M_A_I_N_FTW
your addicted to rs when you like jagex

Hey!! I only just started liking jagex a little bit because I lost membership with a credit card because some money was owed on it apparently so I bought a rs card and it gave me 5 days extra, it said something like "Due to your loyalty to the game, jagex has rewarded you 5 days extra credit."


You know your addicted rs when you go buy membership cards when your other payment methods fail =p.


P.S. I still have a big hatred towards them, just like they gave me a few extra days of autoing in members before i gotta pay again haha.

From: Torrent of Flame
I got a new one.. You know your addicted to SRL when you make pointless posts in the BBQ Pit to get 1k POSTS

:o :P <3

lol nice;)

When you make this kind of useless and retarded threads and advertise them in your sig.

You know your addicted to RuneScape when:

<@Sudden_One> i could see Pran getting drunk irl
(00:40:29) <@Sudden_One> going into sum1's house
(00:40:34) <@Sudden_One> when the cops come he goes
(00:40:39) <@Sudden_One> "oh shit the cops, tele"
(00:40:44) <@Sudden_One> "wtf teleblock!?!?!?"

From: Nava2
You know your addicted to RuneScape when:
<@Sudden_One> i could see Pran getting drunk irl
(00:40:29) <@Sudden_One> going into sum1's house
(00:40:34) <@Sudden_One> when the cops come he goes
(00:40:39) <@Sudden_One> "oh shit the cops, tele"
(00:40:44) <@Sudden_One> "wtf teleblock!?!?!?"

LOL awesome one! :D

You know your addicted to runescape when you go to church and scream: "WTF, Prayer noobs!"
~Eerik~

Uou know you are addicted to RuneScape when you want to buy a kebab for 2 gold pieces.

u know your addicted to runescape when u have 5 accounts all level 100+ with 50mill ex each and there not even your main

Yeah it would n3ss3s. That game is addictive beyond belief. I broke the addiction, all of my friends and I decided to quit lol.

You getting WOTLK? I might do and start again, if my mum can pay for the WoW costs hehe

I don't play WoW.

You know when your addicted when you use "painted" rocks to use "magic" to do stuff.

Some nerd comes out of his house to the street, throws someone to head with a blue rock and quickly runs back in… Would be awesome.

From: Dr D. Dervish
-When your mom says "Dinner !!!" and you go like "Coming…" and 20 minutes later you're still infront of the computer.

Have you been stalking me? I do that lol :redface: .

~Sandstorm

you know you're addicted to rs when you sell stuff/services in rs in exchange for p2p/mills

you know your addicted to runescape when you get a £100 phone bill for 20 rs memberships which your not even going to use

~shut

you know when your addicted to rs when all you do is talk about it.

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You know you are addicted when you see a orange(or is it green?) light coming towards you and you yell 'Shit, an arrow' and jump out of the way
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If you understand the one above.

you know your addicted to runescape when you see a blood gang and you say "Nice dragon armor".

You know you are addicted to runescape when you play it instead of doing your homework.

You know you're addicted to runescape when
-you dont sleep but two hours each day for a week and play 10 hours per night, plus what you play in the daytime.
-Your mom tells you to get off and you say just a minute and 3 hours later you're still on
-Your dad wants to go fishing and you tell him you are already fishing sharks
-You start drawing runescape characters/weapons/armor all over your notebooks
-You think about it day and night
-You buy gold online
-You cry when your appeal is denied
-You feel euphoria when your appeal is accepted
-You start thinking about the opposite sex characters- in runescape

Thedetro125
Mad_Man2710
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You know you are addicted to Runescape when someone asks you to do something and your reply is "Sorry, I can't, I don't have the required level to perform that task"

You are addicted to runescape when you go to a fight IRL wearing a monk robe and yelling "Taste vengeance!"

you know your addicted to runescape when you can post a way to know if your addicted.

You are addicted to runescape when you walk away 5 secounds after starting your sythe auto wcer without remembering that it drops whole invent and you dont have 60 attack to wield it, AND FEEL LIKE A TOTAL DICK HEAD WHEN YOU COME BACK WITHOUT YOUR M0THERFUXKING DRAGON AXE!!!!!!! AHH FUCK YOU SYTHE,

felt good getting that out, :o

-You know the person you are fighting irl is addicted to runescape when you keep dodging his punches and he yells at you, "Freaking A, stop protecting you N00B!"

-You know you are addicted to runescape when a mugger has a knife pointed at you and you laugh. When he ask the reasoning behind it, you reply with, "I am just laughing because you have low hp and I am using retribution and protect item…lol."

-You know you are addicted to runescape when you are at a restaurant and when the chef comes out to ask how the dinner was you laugh out loud (sort of to yourself) and say, "my cooking level is totally higher than yours."

-You know you are addicted to runescape when you are in the woods logging (for logger town people) and you say to the lumberjack next to you, "wc lvl?"

You know you are addicted to RS if whenever you get hurt you shout out the damage you took in number form.

Ex. Punched in the nuts = "Ow…*gasp,cough, vomit*… 23 damage"

you know your addiced to rs when:

were your runescape T'Shirt to go out on a dat with ya gf :p

You no your addicted to runescape when,


You ring up your local chinese takeway and ask for mills instead of meals..

From: djcheater
You no your addicted to runescape when,


You ring up your local chinese takeway and ask for mills instead of meals..

Excellent!

lol i didnt copy that either :)

You know you're addicted to botting when you sign up for SRL.

You know you're addicted to runescape when you spray paint a burger king hat blue

You know you're addicted to runescape when you make a whip out of black duct tape and a dog leash

(Yes those are things I have done IRL, stfu </3)

From: 1337w33d
You know you're addicted to botting when you sign up for SRL.

You know you're addicted to runescape when you spray paint a burger king hat blue

You know you're addicted to runescape when you make a whip out of black duct tape and a dog leash

(Yes those are things I have done IRL, stfu </3)

You know you are addicted to runescape when you do things like I have done with my signature. :duh:

Oops, totally didn't mean to double post… meant to click edit not quote lol…

You know you're addicted to SRL/Runescape when you are too tired to be able to read >.<

From: Scaper
you know your addiced to rs when:

were your runescape T'Shirt to go out on a dat with ya gf :p

You also know you are addicted to runescape when this happens, especially due to the fact you are actually dating them in runescape, shouting "I got a gf lolololololol", rapidly changing chat effects.

– BadProcessor

You know you're addicted if your mom asks you to pick up some Javex at the store, and you come back with a Jagex subscription instead.

you know your addicted to runescape when your mom would tell you to get off the computer and you say "I payed for this computer its mine"

you know your addicted to runescpe when your mom would tell you to get off the computer and you say "I'm not tired why do i have to sleep"

From: Wizzup?
You are addicted to RuneScape is you play it for more than a few hours each day, and when you find it hard to quit.

did no one else lol hard? :p

From: Zyt3x
You know you are addicted to runescape when you play it instead of doing your homework.

Aww. Your right :( i should return to that -.-

From: xabdullahx
Aww. Your right :( i should return to that -.-

You know your addicted to RS when you gravedig a thread about being addicted to RS. :D

or reminding the grave digger that they are grave digging.

JK

When you are playing rs instead of macroing, you are addicted.

From: anonymity
You know you are addicted to runescape when:
1)Your P.E. teachers asks why you are not running you reply with, "Sorry, I can't turn run on right now… it is currently at 0%."
2)When a teacher ask you a question you reply with, "Sorry, I can't talk right now.. I just got a random… give me a minute."

Lmao

You know your addicted to runescape when you've decided to be their personal maskcot.

You know your addicted to runescape when you lose your internet connection, and start role playing instead.

From: Main_Ftw
or reminding the grave digger that they are grave digging.

JK

When you are playing rs instead of macroing, you are addicted.

You know your addicted to runescape when you watch your macro play for you.

I study for my sats while I am doing macro.
I added playsound when ever I log out or in a random in my srl includes.

you know you're addicted to runescape when you get punched in the stomach, yell, "argh! 19 damage! nice spec for a n00b!" then demand some form of seafood to heal urself

that would be really sad.. lol
unless you are in a sea food restaurant

You know you're addicted to Runescape when…

You go about your daily chores thinking "Man, I wish I could auto this"

(Which btw, I've found myself doing before XD)

You know your addicted to runescape when every time you read someone else's reason, you nod to yourself, smiling, thinking of your own memories.

You know you are addicted to scar when you made a irl scar script from some one else's idea
Make a script for it:)

Program Lawnmower;
{.include srl/srl/misc/Smart.scar}
{.include srl/srl.scar}
{.include srl/srl/misc/Users.scar}

const
  Grasscolor         ='32768';     //Color of the grass
  Buttcolor          ='10675964'; //Color of the power button
  SrlID              ='';
  SrlPASS            ='';
  PName              ='Andrew Gower';
  PPass              ='ihaters';
  PNick              ='drew Gow';
  PSMeter            ='510072000000'; //M² of grass you wish to cut
  LampReward         ='farming';

var
ITime, GMowed, Fucked, FTime, sex, sexy : integer :

procedure Players;

begin
  SmartSetupEx(1337, true, true, false);
  wait(1000);
  SetTargetDC(SmartGetDC);
    repeat
      wait(100);
    until(SmartGetColor(253, 233)<>1118604);
  SetupSRL;
  LampSkill := LampReward;
  ScriptID := '1337';
  SRLID := SrlID;
  SRLPassword :SrlPASS;
  NumberOfPlayers(1);
  Players[0].Name := PName;
  Players[0].Pass := PPass;
  Players[0].Nick := PNick;
  Players[0].Intergers[0] := PSMeter;
  Players[0].Active := True;
  ActivateClient;
end;

procedure SmallLoop;

begin
  if not Mowing then
  StartMowing;
  else begin
         FuckMyEmployees;
       end;
  end;
  FindNormalRandoms;
end;
          
procedure FuckMyEmployees; //antiban
begin
  if (not(LoggedIn)) then
  LoginPlayers;
  case random(200) of
  0,1, 2, 3:
  begin
    KeyDown(VK_Down);
    Wait(random(1030));
    KeyUp(VK_Down);
    KeyDown(VK_Up);
    Wait(1220 + random(137));
    KeyUp(VK_Up);
    MakeCompass('n');
  end;
  5, 6, 7:
  begin
    Wait(1205+Random(2456));
    SetAngle(True);
    SetAngle(False);
    Wait(3000+Random(30000));

  end;
  9, 10, 11:
  begin
    KeyDown(VK_Left);
    Wait(1743+random(600));
    KeyUp(VK_Left);
    KeyDown(VK_Right);
    Wait(1481+random(2300));
    KeyUp(VK_Right);
    MakeCompass('n');
  end;
  13, 14, 15:
  begin
    KeyDown(VK_Up);
    KeyDown(VK_Left);
    Wait(1473+random(1000));
    KeyUp(VK_Up);
    Wait(1363+random(200));
    KeyUp(VK_Left);
    MakeCompass('n');
  end;
  17,18,19,20,21,22,26,28,29,30,31,33,35,36,38,39,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79,80,81,82,83,84,85,86,87,88,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98,99,100,101,102,103,104,105,106,107,108,109,110,111,112,113,114,115,116,117,118,119,120,121,122,123,124,125,126,127,128,129,130,131,132,133,134,135,136,137,138,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,146,147,148,149,150,151,152,153,154,155,156,157,158,159,160,161,162,163,163,164,165,166,167,168,169,170,171,172,173,174,175,176,177,178,179,180,181,182,183,184,185,186,187,186,187,188,189,190,191,192,193,194,195,196,197,198,199:
  begin
    Wait(1000+random(1337));
  end;
  93,94,95,96,97,98,99:
    else
    wait(1191);
  end;
end;


procedure StartMowing;
begin
  If not loggedIn then
    LoginPlayer;
  end;
  Wait(1337+Random(101));
  FindNormalRandoms;
  SetRun(True);

procedure ProgressReport;
Begin
  Writeln('~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~');
  Writeln('~~~~~~~~~~ Main_Ftw ~~~~~~~~~~');
  Writeln('~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~');
  Writeln('~~~~~~~~~~ Lawn Mower ~~~~~~~~');
  Writeln('~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~');
  Writeln('~~~~~~~~ Has been running ~~~~');
  Writeln('~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~');
  Writeln('~~~~~~~' + TimeRunning +' Min ~~~~~~~');

gave up at the end because its a HUGE waste of time:D

You know when you're addicted to RuneScape when you walk into your P.E class and yell "Str lvls!!!" o_O

you know you're addicted to runescape when you get into a fight, lightly punch the person, and wonder why a small blue or hopefully red flash of light doesn't come out with a random number on it. Then you say "wtf now melee can splash? wtf fagex affecting irl"

You know you're addicted to RuneScape when you see fireworks and say " Congratz"

you know your addicted to runescape when you drive around a forest and see some asian persons cutting tree (I my self is asian, and I do not hate my race in any way. This is a simple demonstration) you say "reported for macroing".

you know you are addicted to runescape when u see a guy fishing and he has like 2 fish, and u say "wtf noob?" then u say "enter S F W 2" then get mad wen u dont automatticaly say ur fishing lvl

You know your addicted to runescape when you really want the new hooks..

I brought the runescape book from scholasitcs

Oh I have a good one!

Someone mentions DP and you think of "Drop Potential" instead of "Double Penetration"

From: Sandstorm
Have you been stalking me? I do that lol :redface: .

~Sandstorm

Or maybe he is stalking me.

you know your addicted to runescape when you are proud of your lvls
you know your addicted to runescape when you stop working out to play runescpae

You know your addicted to rs when:

You say to your IRL GF (if you can get 1 :p), "If you don't get a d skirt. Im leaving u".

^ Rate 1-5 please :(

From: zasz
You know your addicted to rs when:

You say to your IRL GF (if you can get 1 :p), "If you don't get a d skirt. Im leaving u".

^ Rate 1-5 please :(

0.. sorry, its poor.

You know you are addicted to RuneScape when you try to sell your irl army (your kids) on ebay

You know when your addiced to Runescape when
—> You are thinking of a female character while having sex with your missus.
—> You start trying to make a bowl from the mud in your backyard.
—> You cut up an old sheet, paint it, and walk around your local shopping centre proud to be the only owner of a Strength Cape.
—> You wake up in a cold sweat after just having a nightmare about getting banned for botting.
—> You try to high alch your grandma.
—> You are always looking around cautiosly, watching for revenants.
—> You are walking around the streets, you see a huge big bloke with red hair, you run up and smash him in the face because he looks like a fire giant.
—> You go to a children's playground, running around over and over gaining agility levels.

iJoke, kThanksBye.

You know your addicted to Runescape when:

- You celebrate IRL when you get a 99 stat
- You stop taking showers because it conflicts with your runescape playing time
- You stop caring about school because it conflicts with runescape

You know you're addicted to Runescape when:
- You throw refrigerators at people and shout, "Ice Barrage"
-You tell someone they can't accept your stuff because of the trade limit
-When you start hunting for sharks at the beach with your three inch harpoon
-When you try to carry 28 steel bars in your backpack
-when you do all of above.