Riffe
2008-12-12 09:38:53
1. There once was a Dane, a Norwegian and Bellman who would compete on who could be the longest time in a pigsty.
First Dane went in, but after one minute, he came out and mares:
"The pig fart!"
Then went Norwegian in after two minutes he came out, Green in ansiktetoch tonnage:
"The pig fart!"
Then it was Bell's turn to go into pigs tian. After ten minutes came out a pig and mares:
"Bellman fart!"
2. Bellman, one French and one German had sought jobs as firefighters. Fire Chief took them up on the tenth floor of an apartment building.
So said the fire chief that they would jump. Fran Rail jumped and beat themselves to death, then jumped and the German beat themselves to death. But Bellman remained. When the fire chief said to him:
"You get the job, you will work and not kill you."
3. Bellman, also a Russian, a German competing over who has the smallest father.
"My dad is so small that he sleeps in a cupboard," said the Russian.
"My dad is so small that sleeps in a shoe box," said the German.
"I have no father, said Bellman. He fell from a ladder and beat themselves to death when he picked strawberrys."
4. Bellman went to the queen and said he made a bet for 50$ that the queen had a birthmark on the left buttock.
On the queen replied:
"It was easy to earn money!"
The queen pulled down my dress and pulled down my pants.
"Now you lost 50$ Bellman!"
"Yes I did," said Bellman, "but look at that window. It says the king - and I made a bet with him a 1000$ that the queen would show the ass for me."
5. It was Bellman who stood and hopped in a street drain and said 36, 36, 36, 36. Then came a passing police and asked Bellman what he did. Sen asked the police if he can try. The police put on the lid and began to jump and said 36, 36, 36, 36. Then came Bellman removed the lid so that the police fell in the well. Then imagined Bellman again on the cover and jumped and said, 37, 37, 37, 37.
6. It was a Norwegian, a German and Bellman who would swim to America. First swam Norwegian. After a kilometer tired and he drowned.
Then swam German. After a distance of 10 kilometres tired and he drowned.
Then it was Bellman's turn. He swam and swam until it was only a meter to the left coast of America. Then he said:
"Yikes, what I am tired, I think I swim back home."
And he did …
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First Dane went in, but after one minute, he came out and mares:
"The pig fart!"
Then went Norwegian in after two minutes he came out, Green in ansiktetoch tonnage:
"The pig fart!"
Then it was Bell's turn to go into pigs tian. After ten minutes came out a pig and mares:
"Bellman fart!"
2. Bellman, one French and one German had sought jobs as firefighters. Fire Chief took them up on the tenth floor of an apartment building.
So said the fire chief that they would jump. Fran Rail jumped and beat themselves to death, then jumped and the German beat themselves to death. But Bellman remained. When the fire chief said to him:
"You get the job, you will work and not kill you."
3. Bellman, also a Russian, a German competing over who has the smallest father.
"My dad is so small that he sleeps in a cupboard," said the Russian.
"My dad is so small that sleeps in a shoe box," said the German.
"I have no father, said Bellman. He fell from a ladder and beat themselves to death when he picked strawberrys."
4. Bellman went to the queen and said he made a bet for 50$ that the queen had a birthmark on the left buttock.
On the queen replied:
"It was easy to earn money!"
The queen pulled down my dress and pulled down my pants.
"Now you lost 50$ Bellman!"
"Yes I did," said Bellman, "but look at that window. It says the king - and I made a bet with him a 1000$ that the queen would show the ass for me."
5. It was Bellman who stood and hopped in a street drain and said 36, 36, 36, 36. Then came a passing police and asked Bellman what he did. Sen asked the police if he can try. The police put on the lid and began to jump and said 36, 36, 36, 36. Then came Bellman removed the lid so that the police fell in the well. Then imagined Bellman again on the cover and jumped and said, 37, 37, 37, 37.
6. It was a Norwegian, a German and Bellman who would swim to America. First swam Norwegian. After a kilometer tired and he drowned.
Then swam German. After a distance of 10 kilometres tired and he drowned.
Then it was Bellman's turn. He swam and swam until it was only a meter to the left coast of America. Then he said:
"Yikes, what I am tired, I think I swim back home."
And he did …
( More Will Come Soon ):)