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I'll spare you the details, but I've been essentially totally betrayed by a friend. He deserves the cruelest revenge I can think up. I'd prefer not to just drive to his house and beat him till he stops moving, I'd like something more long, and torturous. If you're really cruel I'll give you rep. (Hopefully nothing that can be tracked to me, but he'll know it was me <3)

Things I have to work with :

Phone number.
Address.
Loads of my friends that go to his school.
Obviously first and last name, Physical description etc…

Can you please tell me what he did?

(Molotovs are universal.)

From: EvilChicken!
Can you please tell me what he did?

(Molotovs are universal.)

I think Molotov ranks pretty high up on the list of "Shit that will get me arrested"

So you obviously won't tell. :p

Have you tried talking to him?
You really should know that revenge is a basic instinct. You're a human, and even humans should be able to think further than that. Expressing how you feel might, despite contrary belief, help a surprisingly much.

And, no, unless you're a total […], molotovs can be efficiently thrown over 20 meters, and getting away shouldn't really be such a problem unless you're retarded and don't know how to run. (No offence intended at all.)

well….

Flatten his tires.
bust his car windows
fuck his rims/hubcaps
bend his tail pipe
bust his house windows
um.. yea that bout it, you can also beat his ass too? cream on the top.

From: EvilChicken!
So you obviously won't tell. :p

Have you tried talking to him?
You really should know that revenge is a basic instinct. You're a human, and even humans should be able to think further than that. Expressing how you feel might, despite contrary belief, help a surprisingly much.

And, no, unless you're a total […], molotovs can be efficiently thrown over 20 meters, and getting away shouldn't really be such a problem unless you're retarded and don't know how to run. (No offence intended at all.)

We disagree about who made a gross joke. I honestly believe he did it, He honestly believes I did it. Honestly I don't care who. Instead of saying "Meh whatever" He decides my beliefs make me a " pathological liar" and that I "Go out of my way to lie about people". He can think what he wants about me. Doesn't matter. He knows I don't care, so he decides it's a good idea to take it out on my girlfriend. He starts being such an asshole to her that he made her cry several times, and on several different days. I no longer live in the same town as him, and haven't talked to him since I moved. Not having talked to me in months he starts this.

The first day I IM him and he denies it. I let it go. If it happens again we have a problem.

2nd day. Not as bad but still harassing her. We have a problem. I decide to cool down a bit.

3rd She doesn't go to school, so no contact with him. He doesn't log on to talk to.

4th. (Today) He logs on. I ask him what his problem is and he blocks me.

New account:

[19:48] That1Guy20043: First of all, way to block me cuz you're losing an arguement.
You're friendly to me while I live there. When I move you start
talking shit behind my back. Way to go there. You're too much of a
coward to say anything to my face. You make up this stuff which you
know isn't true, then tell it to **** and it really upsets her. You
haven't apologized to her, or me. Your only "proof" Is not only
totally irrelevant to the topic, but wasn't even me.

Now, you can either give me a decent reason why you say this stuff
about me. Maybe you really think it, and have an actual reason. If you
do, then say it. Or you can block me again. If you block me I assume you
just want to upset her.(and by the way that's really not gunna end
well for you)

Blocked again.

And, as far as I know, we were friends before all of this. And it just randomly started with him being a dick. I learned the reason just recently from one of my friends talking to him. (I've IMed and been blocked even with knowledge of the reason behind the conflict)

He refuses to settle it reasonably, revenge sounds fun to me.


Wow that's big ^


He doesn't own a Car buck. :(

Get on good terms with him, stay over @ his house one night then give him an Abe Lincoln. Take a pic of it then post all over & send to ppl at his school.

End result -> pwnt person who everyone will only remember for the "Abe Lincoln" pics.

From: [-jesus-]
Get on good terms with him, stay over @ his house one night then give him an Abe Lincoln. Take a pic of it then post all over & send to ppl at his school.

End result -> pwnt person who everyone will only remember for the "Abe Lincoln" pics.

Nice, but
A. Good terms may be an issue.
B. I'd rather not play with pubes.

Does he have a girlfriend or a crush on a girl that you're friends with? If you're friends with a girl he has a crush on then ask her if she would do something for you for like $10. If she agrees have her talk to him like she is interested in him, lead him on till she has him wrapped around her finger. Then have her slap him across the face and say something that makes him know that what he did was wrong and that they will never be together. Then you could do something like have her walk back to you and both of yall start pointing and laughing at him, that would break him down so much. Just an idea lol.

~Camo

pay some homeless guy to jump him some day.

I will be a lot cheaper than you think

Thermite his car

Buy a bow and arrow, and stick the bastard.

On a lesser scale, deliver pizzas from every joint.
Order him strippers. Order him TRANNY strippers.
Leave his phone number on buses and seats
"For hot sex, call …"

Paintballing his house would also suck

From: benjaa
Buy a bow and arrow, and stick the bastard.

On a lesser scale, deliver pizzas from every joint.
Order him strippers. Order him TRANNY strippers.
Leave his phone number on buses and seats
"For hot sex, call …"

Paintballing his house would also suck

Second this, most likely what I would do.

Fill out mail orders, sign his email up to tons of shit, have UPS send tons of cardboard boxes to him, man up and beat the living shit out of him, make some .js programs to rape his computer, bat files etc. put a keylogger, get more information, ruin everything you can, find any way to embarrass him possible, put child pron on his computer, call FBI, put some illegal substances in his home, call Police, leave all his personal info at public places with "This man molests children" or something of that nature.

Pretty much basic stuff but that's all I could come up with atm.

Well.
We can have some fun

Although we only have your side and for all we know this is true and you did talk shit. But, I'd rather think of shit to fuck up :3

Marbles in a Paintball gun + house
Since its now winter (if your in a cold place) get water ALL over the doors of his house.
Buy 500 eggs, and pour them directly on the hood of a car (any car at his house) and it'll eat the paint away like a BITCH

Jump him. Seriously, all you need is like, 3 people and a baseball bat. And if you don't want to go to this lengths that obviously it doesn't matter what he did.

I think this is rather inappropriate. Closed.