SRL Archive - Blogs and Writing

This one i called Yo Moma, and i hope you like it. It goes a little some thing
like this. I'm sorry if any of this offends you its not that good of a poem more or less its a song. But i tried to use the least amount of curse words as possible and its short so… yeah i hope you enjoy it.

Yo moma is hot
Yo moma is fine
I raped your mom is the ass
now dat bitch is mine

Im sorry if you dont know
whats going down
but i guess ill tell ya
its yo momas gown

You know what i mean
and dont evan play
because yo moma is bi
but i like her any way

I do it just for you
her only child
to piss you off
it all ways makes me smile

I know its to late but
listen to this song
and i know
you might think that its wrong


so if you would please parden me
i must be gone
yo momas waiting for me
and i bought her a new thong

yeah sucky ending i know but its a work in progess, give me hate, love and what ever correct my mistakes.

By the way message me if u have an auto for fightcave scare wont work on my computer any more so i have bean looking for autos.

Thanks fingerband

and like the thing says "pathetic poetry" so keep the hate to a minimum remember "if you have nothin nice to say , say nothing"

From: Camo¤Kyle
Check the code above in the quote. You were close ;)

fail3d , lol didn't like it much sorry.

Nice.

man, i really don't like this kid

epic phail for me
who writes this kinda stuff??

thanks for aiding in the downfall of srl

and like the thing says "pathetic poetry" so keep the hate to a minimum remember "if you have nothin nice to say , say nothing"

nothing… you told me to say it.

"if you haven't got a tasteful poem to post, don't post at all"

"If you're retarded, don't let people know."

Wow. This is really bad.

From: benjaa
"if you haven't got a tasteful poem to post, don't post at all"

If it was tasteful, then it wouldnt be "pathetic poetry" would it?

Thedetro125
Mad_Man2710
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I rest my case.

I'm with GoF.

least amount of curse words as possible

Lol. There's plenty of poems and songs without ANY curse words.

~Sandstorm