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Well. This probably isn't a very sensitive topic.

But. There is a lot of these "Chuck Norris" jokes floating around.
Most of them are quite amusing.

But. Is Chuck Norris really "win?"

Oh, btw, go ahead and post one of your favorites with your statement.

"Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face."

Wow.

Chuck Norris is ALWAYS win.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Pee Wee Herman was arrested for masturbating in public.
That same day, Chuck Norris received an award for masturbating in public.

Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win an olympic gold medal in swimming without ever getting wet.

Chuck Norris fails

From: [-jesus-]
Chuck Norris fails

agree, the jokes are gay and his movies suck.

I don't know why anyone would think they are funny. In eighth grade, one of my friends(I'm not friends with him anymore) came to school with a ton of Chuck Noris joke. Stuff like 'Chuck Noris doesn't wear Superman boxers, Superman wears Chuck Noris boxers'… ha..ha..ha.

I find the jokes amusing and dumb at the same time. Chuck Norris is cool I guess but he isnt awesome. To me, He's the "it" guy.. And I'm not sure if this is true but my older brother said that before Chuck Norris, Vin diesel was the "coolest guy".

Chuck Norris makes people post threads like this to find out his epicness.

blasphemy! Chuck Norris is, was, and always will be!

Jasus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

He's FAILURE + his jokes are crap.

No + epic fail. Old and boring crap, was funny back then when dinosaurs roamed around on the face of the earth, but these days mainly 10 year olds who just got in them interwebz and found "chuck norris lolcakes cockfag haha" think it's fun etc.

(Shin Min Cheol > Chuck Norris) && (Steve Terada > Chuck Norris)

1. 900 Hook
2. Snapuswipe.

No.

Chuck Norris=Win but Jason Statham=Winnest

It's kinda old but meh.

Bob Saget could destroy Chuck Norris in a duel.

From: R0b0t1

"The Game"

Damn you to hell.

And btw, you just lost the game.

Chuck Norris = epic fail.