SRL Archive - Celebratory Events

Thread restricted for any cause worthy of celebrating!
yes this is something to celebrate
sex when i like no commitment
go me

YAY YOU! post pics or it didnt happen ;)

And how old are you?

lolz, I dont suggest that you post that here ^^

me is 17 she is 16 and she has only had sex once so its not like she is a slut, it wont be like stewie says "throwing a hotdog down a corridor"
and dont got to put up with da blood

edit: why not markus i havent broken any rules ill post a pic of her
couple of games in the sack and i can get rid of the extra whieght on her =p

From: Markus
lolz, I dont suggest that you post that here ^^

Well he needs to at least send it to me on MSN

hahahahahahaha madd head i got anytime i want too i got a choich of lass's tho and there not like the other sluts around my area with smelly *cough* cough* haha yr it good and if she only done it once good on you nice a tight…. lol i don't even think we should be having this convo here lol but you can experiment good to get em like hat

boy i wish i was 17 again :S

From: Waddo

couple of games in the sack and i can get rid of the extra whieght on her =p

1 min of sex is about -5 calories

thats 300 an hour

3000 caloris is approximatly 1 puond

edit scaper i do have a choice means if i wanna sleep with some one else i can thats why the no commitment part is so great XD
I should get a cup for being a great role modal

in fact thier should be a good roll modal cup

Not bad not bad… Shes kinda cute :p

Edit: Waddo, you can't have sex for 10 hours…Sorry buddy :p

From: Hobbit
Not bad not bad… Shes kinda cute :p

Edit: Waddo, you can't have sex for 10 hours…Sorry buddy :p

She isnt, a bit on the chubby side, nice rack, but nowhere near my gf ;)

I would try to have sex for 10 hours, try it waddo LOL, even when she is like "im done" be like "i aint bitch now turn over!"

If you want to have sex for 10 hours.. You fail.
Go to the whores, get a gf or say the truth ^^

From: Achmed The Dead Terrorist

I set off the timer at 30 minutes and I went off in 4 seconds… You know what thats like, right? :(

hobbit i dont mean ten hours straight lol

You might get an STD :p. No really just test for it…
Gongratz i guess

PROTIP: Dreams + hand + liez.

E: Another one: You can run enough to lose like 3000 calories too but it won't just magically melt off of you.

:duh: , do you feel f'in special or what?

^ that is what I would be doing the morning after…

and btw, way to be a GREAT role model, teach the kids that f'in chicks as 'game' and the higher possiblity of getting a STD.

Celebrate something worth celebrating, not losing your damn viriginity…(I am guessing that is why your so estatic about it)

she clean she only had sex once protected and yes losing my virginity and ill bewaering protection and whats wrong with that u just jealous

here to teach the kids sumit good

waer a condom

@gof es but running arms and legs sex is full body and its funner

From: Waddo
she clean she only had sex once protected and yes losing my virginity and ill bewaering protection and whats wrong with that u just jealous

here to teach the kids sumit good

waer a condom

@gof es but running arms and legs sex is full body and its funner

lol dude, work on your typing ;) but anyway im glad for you… Yeah when i have sex im gonna definently use protection, and if its my gf she better be on the pill…

From: HyperSecret

Celebrate something worth celebrating, not losing your damn viriginity…(I am guessing that is why your so estatic about it)

mkm.

mkm?

It means 'mmmmkayy…'

From: NaumanAkhlaQ
It means 'mmmmkayy…'

that makes no sense to have "mkm" be "mmmmkayy…"

Hahaha Waddo, is this true?

-Tsn.

I'd like a full body pic or a shot of her ass (no, I do not mean nude).

And then I believe.

From: R0b0t1
(no, I do not mean nude)

I do, and if i havent seen the pic before, he didnt get it off the internet ;)

From: HyperSecret
:duh: , do you feel f'in special or what?

^ that is what I would be doing the morning after…

and btw, way to be a GREAT role model, teach the kids that f'in chicks as 'game' and the higher possiblity of getting a STD.

Celebrate something worth celebrating, not losing your damn viriginity…(I am guessing that is why your so estatic about it)

Whoever gets the most STD's wins!!!!

& Waddo: If her name doesn't end with .jpg or .png, good job, & srsly:

Have to admit, her rack is awesome.

From: Waddo
me is 17 she is 16 ….

BAD! When you turn 18, she can sue your ass for so much child care stuff. Also, she could say you raped her, and you get serious jail time.

Wait until you get into a serious commitment, or find a girl older than you. Just my advise.

But grats anyways :/

Btw, you phail Waddo:

Grats u got my 950th post.

lol
how you get dat also i live in england 16 is legal ftw

Grats waddo. I want a pic of you and her together smiling at the camera. Preferably holding up a piece of paper, written on it? "Sp0rk-eh Owns My Fuckbuddy"

Thanks.

condoms dont prevent AIDS. and just because she told you she's only had sex once doesnt mean anything ;).

Anyways, Santy is right ;).

gratz?

im still happily a virgin (but hopefully not for long :p)
me = 14
gf = 15 nearly 16
and she wants sex before christmas :D

she is older and she will be legal (i wont be though :p)

~shut

im hardly gunna rite that am i ask 3garet3 or sirlaughsalot they sin pic that icant post here

aint u lucky shutle =]

Yes you are going to write it.

Waddo, you are full of fail, how about a pic like the 1 below, but her face included? Incl the pic or else methinks her name ends with .jpg
(thx for thebob142 for pic)

From: Waddo
lol
how you get dat also i live in england 16 is legal ftw

She can still sue you for child care costs if she gets pregnant…

You werent supposed to say that TheBob142 gave you the pic, then post it here XD

From: 3Garrett3
You werent supposed to say I gave you the pic, then post it here XD

I never said it was you! It was…. thebob142, yes that's who it was!!

*Quickly edits post*

Yes. TheBob142 gave you the pic.. yes..

lol
I would have posted but i dunno if i was allowed

Ill get some more tmoz

ey 3garret3 is it just me or is sirlaughs alot gay lol you should see the stuff hes sent to me

search srilaughsalot on google and it comes up with gay partner sites

then he said he find confort in my arms

oh dear



ps ill post more pics tomoz

From: Waddo
lol
I would have posted but i dunno if i was allowed

Ill get some more tmoz

ey 3garret3 is it just me or is sirlaughs alot gay lol you should see the stuff hes sent to me

search srilaughsalot on google and it comes up with gay partner sites

then he said he find confort in my arms

oh dear



ps ill post more pics tomoz

Yeah also look at my MSN DP that is really gay >_>…

GTFO find something better to do with your pathetic life, this is nothing to celebrate or be proud of. Congratulation, you've now lost all respect.

You and your friend should go to a German Joy Division or those Indian sex places… then you could work it 10 hours a day…

From: IceFire908
GTFO find something better to do with your pathetic life, this is nothing to celebrate or be proud of. Congratulation, you've now lost all respect.

QFT


Good job, for losing most, if not all my respect for you. Why would you post about you having a (slut) girlfriend on a programming forum; brag about this to your friends irl, not to people who cheat on a computer game.

Don't want to sound like some school teacher but, you should also go get checked for a STD. Kinda like Dan Cardin said, it doesn't make a difference whether she said shes done it only once or not, like you said theres no commitment anyways. And if shes going to just have sex with you for no love, or anything, doesn't mean she couldn't have done the same thing before.

By your spelling errors, I can tell your very excited or something, don't think your the first person in the world to have a girlfriend like this. Maybe if you get married, post that and you might get a few congratulations and no rants, but a thread like this is just… silly.

Also, there is absolutely no way you should get this 'role model' cup of yours, just because you "wear a condom". Thats like saying your a hero for having the safety on while pointing a gun at someones head.

EDIT: I don't mean to flame you, I'm just saying my opinions on what your saying/doing.

but can't waddo just express himself a little?

Oh, and shes defiantly a whore no doubt =-)

Yeah, agree with last one, anyways, I'd wanted to say it's programming forum for god sake?! I agree it's cool when you show your gf on millenium pic, but celebrate owning fuckbuddy? IMO it's not the right place.

People, it was not maybe appropriate to post about it, atleast on a programming forum, but please let him be happy.


No msn/pm thxs plz.

From: Waddo
lol
I would have posted but i dunno if i was allowed

Ill get some more tmoz

ey 3garret3 is it just me or is sirlaughs alot gay lol you should see the stuff hes sent to me

search srilaughsalot on google and it comes up with gay partner sites

then he said he find confort in my arms

oh dear



ps ill post more pics tomoz

I don't want to see any pics. I don't see the point of this thread either. No more pics.

From: Wizzup?
I don't want to see any pics. I don't see the point of this thread either. No more pics.

why not?

I don't think he's going against the rules..

Well you see this thread is kind of pointless IMO. Is sex something really to be worth bragging about. Its just like saying look at me I have had sex, I pwn you all. Yeah great, but does it really have to go public. And on a programming forum?
Just my views


E : lol

It's funny how you posted all the past three pages in one post, with a tone that you'd be the first one to post which will lead to most likely being called Mr.Holmes.

From: Hugolord
why not?

I don't think he's going against the rules..

The picture [-jesus-] posted is already going against the rules.
Furthermore, I agree with Nauman 100%, I happy for Waddo, but did this really need to posted in the celebrations forum? Do we really need to know the details, and even see pictures?
Waddo, with all respect, I would rather close this thread.

From: Wizzup?
The picture [-jesus-] posted is already going against the rules.
Furthermore, I agree with Nauman 100%, I happy for Waddo, but did this really need to posted in the celebrations forum? Do we really need to know the details, and even see pictures?
Waddo, with all respect, I would rather close this thread.

meh ok just saw the pic, I guess you're right. :duh:

yes i know that pic was against the rules thus the reason i didint post

cos im a good boy

also my spelling mistakes arnt becaose im excited about it they just becose im me ad i cant spell

Well wizzup and people dont thnk it good so ill close it or not cos i cant

Was this a boast about losing my virginity thread?

From: Sp0rky
Was this a boast about losing my virginity thread?

How did you possibly guess?

OMG! I thought it was just a fuckbuddy thread, Didn't realize it was a losing virginity thread!

In that case I will stop posting in this thread. Boast to your friends about the loss of your virginity, but not to us. Remember some of us have had more sex than you've had hot dinners, and we don't care.

From: Sp0rky
OMG! I thought it was just a fuckbuddy thread, Didn't realize it was a losing virginity thread!

In that case I will stop posting in this thread. Boast to your friends about the loss of your virginity, but not to use. Remember some of us have had more sex than you've had hot dinners, and we don't care.

Get on msn you fag!

But yes. I unfortunately do not fit under the some of us category. But oh well.

From: 3Garrett3
Get on msn you fag!

But yes. I unfortunately do not fit under the some of us category. But oh well.

Neither do i, but if i keep talking to you that might change ;)

From: Wizzup?
I don't want to see any pics. I don't see the point of this thread either. No more pics.

Thank goodness we have a sane admin, as well as other members.

From: Bobarkinator
Thank goodness we have a sane admin, as well as other members.

You're just lucky it wasn't the "Evil Wizzup?". He would have asked for more pics, but to make them nude next time. So you can just count your lucky stars.

lol luky…

tho, dont overuse her lol, you'll accdently get her preg… cond0mz dont alwwaysss work lol, tell her to get birth cntrol from her doc lol :P

yea shes aiite, tho wanna share how you get her to be ur F**k Buddy? lol i wanna knoooooooooo

shes already on it =]

edit:

From: laughsalot
Neither do i, but if i keep talking to you that might change

god that made me laugh

From: Waddo
shes already on it =]

edit:god that made me laugh

Im glad i could be of service, i can do another service if you would like ;)

From: ~~Joker~~
tho wanna share how you get her to be ur F**k Buddy? lol i wanna knoooooooooo

find some chick that wants to become a slut or is on her way to being a slut, it's that simple

From: HyperSecret
find some chick that wants to become a slut or is on her way to being a slut, it's that simple

Hit the nail right on the head.

From: Waddo
shes already on it =]

And you say she only has had sex once before?

'rite. So when I get myself a "girlfriend"/moneysink I'll ask Wizzup to enable HTML on the boards so I can pull out all of the annoying tricks I know…

shes on hepill cos she got bad period pains =]
any way she aint a slut she wantsto go out with me i cba with commit,ment atm so we met half way i get to fuck her and i take her out for meals but i dont have to commit

Sounds too good to be true to me, i tell you what will happen, she will eventually want to have commitment and i bet you will be in a blackmail relationship…

From: Waddo
shes on hepill cos she got bad period pains =]
any way she aint a slut she wantsto go out with me i cba with commit,ment atm so we met half way i get to fuck her and i take her out for meals but i dont have to commit

Is this your definition of a girlfriend…?

Lol. No Wizzup?, thats his definition of a fu*k buddy.

wat she gunna blackmail me with

and anyway im happy to commit in the future its just ive only known her 1week and only actually physically seen her for 2 hours 50 mins

wow lol , so whats your trick :P

From: ~~Joker~~
wow lol , so whats your trick :P

1-800-slut-4-me

From: Wizzup?
Is this your definition of a girlfriend…?

It might as well be, sex + she wastes your $

From: Waddo
wat she gunna blackmail me with

and anyway im happy to commit in the future its just ive only known her 1week and only actually physically seen her for 2 hours 50 mins

So yes she is a slut/whore.

This is like in the movies. You can _swear_ there must be some 1-800-HENCHMEN number.

Really, you've known her for what? Two hours? Have you even had sex yet…? I don't think so so I don't think you can call her your fuck buddy.

Grow




The





F**k





Up.

E: Bullzeye95 says "You're a f**kin' idiot. Kthnxbai."

Denied.

It's good to see how far this forum has come since I've been gone.

Remember kids, first impressions can happen at any time; and I think you just screwed yours over. ^_^

From: Special Ed
It's good to see how far this forum has come since I've been gone.

Remember kids, first impressions can happen at any time; and I think you just screwed yours over. ^_^

Lol well just put it on Waddo, not me /pins the tail on waddo and runs away

Come on! Guys, you already made him regret that he posted about it, and getting your definition of a girlfriend judged by Wizzup might not feel nice either, so can you just stop throwing shit at him?

Wizzup made a thread about SRL Members' linguistic usage, but now you guys are jumping on his personal decisions, although caused by posting on a programming forum, but you could just leave him alone…

From: Wizzup?
The picture [-jesus-] posted is already going against the rules.
Furthermore, I agree with Nauman 100%, I happy for Waddo, but did this really need to posted in the celebrations forum? Do we really need to know the details, and even see pictures?
Waddo, with all respect, I would rather close this thread.

That post was in the Semi-stupid pictures section and it is relating to that section too ;) So, those rules aren't part of this Celebrations section ;)

Wow. You think your a rolemodel because your telling people its ok to cheat on their girlfriend with some girl who they just fuck for fun? Mmmmkaaay. Im glad I had a better rolemodel than you.

And she can blackmail you? Its simple:

You and your GF are out –> Fuckbuddy sees you and calls you over –> She asks for $$$ or she will tell your GF –> You pay up because you dont want to loose your GF –> BLACKMAILEDD!!

Kthxbai.

We've celebrated enough, I'm closing this.