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Would it be possible to add a Jokes forum in the Waste of Time Out area? Since it would fit really nicely. As i have a couple good ones up my sleeve ;) :p :f:

Discuss this suggestion here ;) And don't forget to vote ;)

You would post shit laik this..

[quote=Dan's The Man @ MSN :/]
1. You go to a party, sit down and take pics and put them on facebook



2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



3. You know you're addicted to RuneScape when you call your parents house "Tutorial Island"



4.You know you're addicted to RuneScape when you walk into gym class and ask everyone, "STR LVLZZZ".



6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.



7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.



8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.



9. You were too busy to notice number five.



10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.



11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

From: mastaraymond
You would post shit laik this..

*cough* not really *cough*

man, i'm getting sick from the sense of you. :p

would be fun with a jokes forum.. if u're bored u could read some jokes:D lol

Yas plaeasa!

I don't think it'd be active enough :/ I once made a jokes thread, and it died after like 15 posts…

Im srry i just cant resist to post this joke i found.


Virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.


A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

From: stevehammett
Im srry i just cant resist to post this joke i found.


Virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.


A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

I lolled about that joke ^_^

Yeah, when you get uber bored of rs, a jokes section would be really nice..

Yes

Yes!!!!
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No! This is serious forum with serious mission! We can not spend time on laughing.

boberman, boss01, bullzeye95, Scaper, skilld u, thechineseman, Torrent of Flame
why not eithen if it isnt good it can do any bad

OMG, I just died laughing at that virgin girl joke! I showed it to my mum and she also did. I believe in this forum beining built!

Not only for jokes, but the linking of all funny things. Videos/fail pictures etc. There's some must see things out there. :D

Yes!

Yes, it should be added.

Would be very uber.

From: Narcle
Not only for jokes, but the linking of all funny things. Videos/fail pictures etc. There's some must see things out there. :D

Yes!

Tell me what jokes are? They aren't just text, but all funny things! :p

Yeah, why not.

Yes.

But I think postcount should be disabled there.

Should definitely make one, since life is nothing but a joke

Another reason to have a jokes forum….TOILET HUMOR :D:D:D

For those of you who dont know what toilet humor is…Its when some1 writes something funny on the bathroom stalls :D

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls…

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the
Singapore Fire
Department wants you.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

We definitly need this forum, but i would definitly suggust disabling post count because people like me are going to make new posts a bunch of times in stead of just making one big post for every joke i have. I think each joke should have its own comments.

i dont see how it would be bad, but only if the post count is disabled. (i think postcount should be disabled in the BBQ pit too)

as long as we get the section id be happy tbh.

It's a nice idea, but spam, aids and NOT FUNNI kind of nasty things usually dwell in sections like that.. Maybe make it so it won't increase your postcount so retards *ahem* little people won't go posting up their 10 posts there after visiting some "jokez lol!!11!! kill your sense of humor and mental health with this s%¤t!" type of "joke sites" taking random jokes and posting for the great 10 posts..

I'd say no.. But not sure.

uhm if you look i alrdy had 15 posts when i started on here…so no need for insults…and who cares about post count disable, enable as long as we get to entertain people thats what this section would be all about, not insulting and slandering people….and if you dont like it then no one is going to force you to read it…but jokes are very good for ?releiving? people of stress and relaxing them. so idk why you became so hostile at this but to each their own so im not gonna criticize you for not liking them or w/e

Post count should be disabled to prevent spammers from making posts like "haaha, funny."

ok now i see the point in having it disabled…and i will agree with you on that one….k srry :/

From: stevehammett
ok now i see the point in having it disabled…and i will agree with you on that one….k srry :/

I think this is the 1st registered user that actually reads =.=. Well all of them read instuctions on how to setup the script, but they all miss the part to post proggys.

I give you :spot:

I would love this forum personally. I love jokes

From: stevehammett
uhm if you look i alrdy had 15 posts when i started on here…so no need for insults…and who cares about post count disable, enable as long as we get to entertain people thats what this section would be all about, not insulting and slandering people….and if you dont like it then no one is going to force you to read it…but jokes are very good for ?releiving? people of stress and relaxing them. so idk why you became so hostile at this but to each their own so im not gonna criticize you for not liking them or w/e

YOU already have +10 posts, but what about other nubs? It WILL become a huge spamfest of lame and not funny stuff. Trust me.

I dont understand why people are against it.

nooooo danny boy

it be just to me spam jokes
—————–
why was the chicken scare to cross the street?
cause he was a gay old chicken.

*fake laughs* hahahah

the jokes might get out of hand. racist jokes, religious jokes, gay jokes, are offensive

i personally like the racist ones >=)

how about you just make one thread in the bbq pit and keep all the crap in there?

and we just have no increase on post count

From: GoF
YOU already have +10 posts, but what about other nubs? It WILL become a huge spamfest of lame and not funny stuff. Trust me.

Well when i read your post I thought it was against me personally… srry if i overreacted, did not mean to offend you…But yes I personally can see the Pros and Cons of this


Pros:
Something to laugh at
Something to look at when your uber bored of runescape…(personally for me its 1 hr)
To get your mind off something stressfull
Something to impress your friends on how funny of a person you are by stealing jokes from here :D

Cons:
Spam, spam, spam….
Some People dont like dirty jokes, racist jokes, and all the other ones.
Some people have no sense of humor and dont want the section all together…

So wat i propose is disable post count, and if its an obscene joke of anykind label it as such like for exp: How the priest found out he like lil boys*discretion advised*

or something to that regard…

From: stevehammett

People dont like dirty jokes, racist jokes, and all the other ones.

Really? Hmm. Then I guess I really don't like jokes after all =]

From: GoF
It WILL become a huge spamfest of lame and not funny stuff. Trust me.

It WON'T become a huge spamfest, of lame and not funny stuf. Trust me ;)

I agree with GoF… The only thing I can agree with is make a stickied thread somewhere where postcount doesn't apply.

From: ~~Joker~~
nooooo danny boy

it be just to me spam jokes
—————–
why was the chicken scare to cross the street?
cause he was a gay old chicken.

*fake laughs* hahahah

Not bad actually, but I'm quite sure the rest would be :p

Here's another chicken joke >_>

Why did you cross the street?
…
Because your dick was stuck in the chickens ass.

Why cant a chicken cross the fucking road without his motives questioned?

Me sticks with the vote of "no"

I dont get my SotW forum, and that is more creative then people searching online for jokes and going "OOMFMFFGZZ!! ROLFZOORZZQQ! OMG! Ima p0st thiss on srl and make a funnies hahahahah omg im so good look at thiz j0k3 guys hahahah!"

i vote yes

as long as they disable the post count then why not?

its a good idea and a place where i can always go to when i get bored of rs (which is quite often)

~shut

From: Torrent of Flame
Why cant a chicken cross the fucking road without his motives questioned?

Me sticks with the vote of "no"

I dont get my SotW forum, and that is more creative then people searching online for jokes and going "OOMFMFFGZZ!! ROLFZOORZZQQ! OMG! Ima p0st thiss on srl and make a funnies hahahahah omg im so good look at thiz j0k3 guys hahahah!"

So you'd be jealous of the board just because you didn't get one?

From: Mylesmadness
So you'd be jealous of the board just because you didn't get one?

Person 1: Jealousy's a bitch.

Person 2: Wait. Who's jealousy?

=] That should be the first joke.

Mainly because it phails uberly.

ED:

From: Waddo
boberman, boss01, bullzeye95, Scaper, skilld u, thechineseman, Torrent of Flame
why not eithen if it isnt good it can do any bad

Waddo. Wtf? It's spelled even.

Yes very good idea i love having a laugh every now and then

we dont need a joke forum

im joker, ill entertain you :P :
your mama teeth so yellow when she looked up at the sun she sang "WE ARE FAMILLYYY"

lol, old but still funny to me :)

Uber phailure.

Oh, c'mon guys. Well, put a jokes forum in and make me the moderator of it. I'll spend over 90% of my time on the computer moderating new jokes ;)

No, I wouldnt have been jealous.

Atleast my forum would have been constructive.

From: Torrent of Flame
No, I wouldnt have been jealous.

Atleast my forum would have been constructive.

SotW, fits in the Graphical section, no? (Since it's graphical). Whilst a joke section can't fit into any other section.

So you just want to become a mod of one section?

From: GoF
So you just want to become a mod of one section?

No, i never said that. I just (and so do the majority of members) want a jokes forum. If you think there's going to be too much spam, then i'll start moderating that forum if no-one else will ;)

i have some pretty good jokes i think its a good idea lol