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Read this this is hilarious. From your faggit fagex.



Mod Mal
17-Jun-2008 19:09
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Jagex Player Support

What is your irl problem?

What did you do to trigger that? What is it all about? Are you swearing to everyone ingame or something? Or did you write a appeal with a Suicide/Other bad threat? Please give us more information.

He probably threatened to kill himself if they didn't unban his account… Pathetic.. even if you are joking.

the same thing happend to me at the same time

That's not really a threat. It's more of a "can we help you, m'lord?" kind-of thing.

LOL

Haven't seen that one before..IMO they have to send this type of replys like 20000x per month, Haha!

Did you tell them you were molested by another player or something? :p

lol, that reminds me of the time i got another player to threaten me before reporting them. they got really upset and kept saying sorry

From: Freddy1990
Did you tell them you were molested by *Freddy1990* or something? :p

:p

My guess is you are another t*** who threatened to commit suicide if they didn't get their account unbanned. Given that my brother attempted suicide a few years ago you will forgive me for thinking you are a complete waste of blood and organs.

I got this too:D
I appealed this:

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG
FUCK THIS
SOME MUTHERFUCKER HACKED ME AND NOW I LOST MY GOOD ACCOUNT
I WANT IT BACK
PL0X GIMME MA ACCOUNT BACK!
I NEED IT, ITS MY LIFE
IF I DONT GET, I GOT NO LIFE, SOUICIDE:(
NOOOO
GIMME MA ACCOUNT
FUCK THE HACKER
FUCK HIM
WAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOO
HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN
FUCK HIM FUCK HIM!
I WANT IT BAAAAAACK
NOOOOO
ZOMGZOMG
WTF MAN
PL0X GIMME IT BACK
FAST
GIMME GIMME GIMME!
THANKXXXX

From: PvH
I got this too:D
I appealed this:

IF I DONT GET, I GOT NO LIFE, SOUICIDE:(

See my previous post…

From: Mistran
See my previous post…

Yea:p
Thats true.
I now did my last appeal with this.
I hope to get a warning or so, for flaming and trying to blow up jagex XD

NOW LISTAN BIATCHES
ME GT HACK0RZT AND A WANNA GT MA ACCOUNTZ0RZ BAK
ME GOT RL PROBLEMZ0RZ N ME NEED HELP
DAH HELPZ0R IS GT MA ACCOUNTZ0R BAK
IF ME NT GT MA ACCOUNTZ0R BAK, IMA BLOW YA GUYZ MUTHERFUCKERS UP
WITH MA DAD OSAME
FUK YA
FUK YA FUK YA FY BIATZEZ
FUK FUK FUK
GIMME MA ACCOUNTZ0R BAK FAZT
WARNING, IM ZERIOUZ
GIMME IT NOW
IMA SUIDICIDE BOMB IF ME NOT GET IET BAK
BOOOM BOOOM BOOM
FUK
THANKXX

I also e-mailed to billing support, lol

PvH

i cant even figure out wot your talking about

LOL, after what happened to Brian, they would probably call the Delta force or The millitary of some thing and get your ass kicked out of the country for claiming to be a terrorist. lol

noidea

How is this Jagex attacking you? Judging by what you must have done to receive this message it is not "faggit fagex" that has the problem, but you. Runescape is a game. Breathe and go outside.

bad thing, rember brain guys??

i remember bryan when they came to his dorm =s not good

they always said shit happens…….but this?:rolleyes:

From: lakerzz8
How is this Jagex attacking you? Judging by what you must have done to receive this message it is not "faggit fagex" that has the problem, but you. Runescape is a game. Breathe and go outside.

I didn't say that;)
I know this was my fault:p
I just had some fun with it XD
And now I shared it with you guys:rolleyes:
Though, it seems that not everyone is liking it:bart:

PvH

I see a lot of negative feedback here if you have nothing nice to say then shut your mouth.

I got pissed at an australian player taking all my moss giants at karamja with his maple shortbow so I dissed australian people, saying how their country sucks etc.

And also, I like to get my girl character to make a fire at some guy character's
feet and cook food so that it looks like i'm giving him a blowjob. And I make all the sex noise, and I got blackmark for that.

and NO I"M NOT GONNA GO OUTSIDE BECAUSE I WILL BE VAPORIZED BY THE SUNLIGHT I MUST STAY INSIDE AND DRINK BLOOD AND PLAY RUNESCAPE.

From: Freddy1990
Did you tell them you were molested by another player or something? :p

Wrong people have wrong minds :rolleyes:!


:p

there has to be somethin you did maybe a apeal offence with somethin like
"IF I CANT PLAY ON RUNESCAPE I'M GOING TO KILL MY SELF! U HAVE TO UN BAN ME!"
They aren't threatening you! Its advice!

From: rs2 cheating roks!
They aren't threatening you! Its advice!

I don't think he understands that… And having a go at some Australian guy don't mean that you have some RL problems…[CalmingVoice]Now, tell us what actually happened that night? Come clean, let the truth flow out.[/CalmingVoice] Lol.

@Whoever said about Brian - Who was he, and what happened to him?

Hmm.

I put random "suicide" words and just random crap like:

"KILL THE VIRGINS MURDER RAPE SUICIDE

Flea market.

I like cookies."

And got that. Let's see if cops show up to my door asking "So. You like cookies?"…

no cops don't show up

That's a weird message to get from runescape lol

yup their threatening to call the damn child care freaks.
f— jagex ^_^

i'm not child

Then that's even worse. An adult addicted to Runescape. And Jagex have to calm you down because you're getting too excited about almost being able to chop yews…Jeez, you have got issues.

Not much of a threat, jagex probably doesn't even care about their players lol

From: paul82587
i'm not child

Did you just not do english? You must have done something other than be racist to get that reply.

I like dressing up in princess blouse and lederhosen bottom and give bj to guys in full rune do you want more detail?

From: paul82587
I like dressing up in princess blouse and lederhosen bottom and give bj to guys in full rune do you want more detail?

Yes, please.

okay and light fire where someone's standing
And then cook food so it looks like i'm giving bj to that lucky bastard in full rune

From: paul82587
okay and light fire where someone's standing
And then cook food so it looks like i'm giving bj to that lucky bastard in full rune

And there is no rule against it.:bart: