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you know those anoing telemarketers that call your house well i decided to answer one one day. and here is how it went…
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lady: hello sir
me: hey! how are you???
lady: i quite good sir how are you?
me: im doing fantastic!
lady: can i interest you in a dvd player?
me: a dvd player! mama says we cant afforded those.
lady: maby we can cut a deal?
me: okie dokie.
lady how about $40?(i dont remember price)
me: gee thats a lot of money……do you speak Chinese?
lady: no but i would like to learn.
me: i do
me: wang chaing chong kong (random shit thats sounds chinese)
lady: thats really cool sir.
me can i sell you my bed?
lady: ummm….. im sorry sir i cant.
me: i have to go now my mom is going to beat me a again if i waste all our minets.
fake voices in the background: o hi mom… fucken boy!!!(screaming and crying)[ fake of course ]
me: (faking crying) i have to go now bye.
lady bye sir.
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lol funist stuff ever!!!!!

Lol, then 5 minutes later there are 20 Police Officers surrounding your house :)

sounds pretty funny but yeah sounds like cops would show up btw not to hijack thread or anything but is your rs name anything realted to your fourms name could have sworn i seen you you where cutting willows lvl 95 and name started with sk8 so idk anyways cool story

When I was at my friends house, he got a telemarketer and when they asked him for his parents he just gave the phone to his three year old cousin. she spoke to the person for 5 minutes asking her name, how old she was then they realised it was a kid and hung up. ^.^

Me: Hello?
Them: Hi, is your mother or father available?
Me: Nah the whole family's out, we're just robbing the joint
Them: ..
Then I hung up.

From: The Claw
Me: Hello?
Them: Hi, is your mother or father available?
Me: Nah the whole family's out, we're just robbing the joint
Them: ..
Then I hung up.

Haha!! That was funny. They always ask for my parents and i tell them ok and then i talk in a grown up voice.

or beter yet repeat everything they say =]

in a echoey voice

pff better one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8

From: msh4k3
pff better one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8

haha LOL that was funny I will try that LOL

Sorry to say but I like Claw's better!
Either way better than what I do!

lol haha

I love this prank call tho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGf87FDN9L0

WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?!

My favorite goes something like this:

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi, sir, can I interest you in this random box?
M: Oh, that sounds intriguing, what features does it have?
T: Blah blah blah
M: Oh and what is the price range on that?
T: The price is 10000 dollars.
M: Okay, yes I definitely would like that, how would…… Oh sorry, I REALLY have to go, can I call you about buying the box later though?
T: …. ummm…. what time would you be available, I can call back?
M: No, it will be around 8 pm I think, I will just call you. What is your number?
T: Ummmm… I really don't feel comfortable giving out my home phone number…
M: WHAT?! YOU DON'T LIKE RANDOM STRANGERS CALLING YOU IN THE EVENING AT YOUR HOUSE!??!? THEN WHY THE F*** ARE YOU A TELEMARKETER!!!!

Or something like that….

From: Dusk412
My favorite goes something like this:

Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi, sir, can I interest you in this random box?
M: Oh, that sounds intriguing, what features does it have?
T: Blah blah blah
M: Oh and what is the price range on that?
T: The price is 10000 dollars.
M: Okay, yes I definitely would like that, how would…… Oh sorry, I REALLY have to go, can I call you about buying the box later though?
T: …. ummm…. what time would you be available, I can call back?
M: No, it will be around 8 pm I think, I will just call you. What is your number?
T: Ummmm… I really don't feel comfortable giving out my home phone number…
M: WHAT?! YOU DON'T LIKE RANDOM STRANGERS CALLING YOU IN THE EVENING AT YOUR HOUSE!??!? THEN WHY THE F*** ARE YOU A TELEMARKETER!!!!

Or something like that….

haha love your idea, might be a bit hard to get the right responses off them tho..

lol what if they give you thair number???

this was one that my brother got a while ago……..

teledude:could i intrest you in a ????? (i forget)
brother: uhhhhhh sure
t: well then to get started im going to need your name
b: its santa
t:uhh who am i speaking with?
b: santa! u know the big fat dude in red? ho ho ho?
t: uhhhh….. ok..
t: well then i need your adress so we can mail it to you
b: isn't it obvious? the north pole!!
b:wait, you do know who santa is, right?
t: yes, i do
b: then why do you seem so puzzled. im sata. duh.
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after some talking, which i forget what he said, the guy realized that he was talking to some kid that was making a complete fool out of him, and hung up

i prank call xbox live support with soundboards all the time :p

arnold soundboards, jack black, etc…

Lol, I just answer them and say im jacking off :p

Next thing that happens :

And they live happly ever after in Gitmo:D