SRL Archive - Celebratory Events

1000 Posts and a goat


mixster

2008-05-09 13:50:52

So, it's been a fun time. It all started 15 years ago when I was born. I shortly turned 20 and realised I had aged too fast, so changed my age to 12. Soon after, I discovered the wonderful world of drugs. While high on low grade pot, I made a RS character and completed the entire game within 2 hours and by then realised that it was in fact garden weeds I had smoked. I then decided to take over the world, and that plan is currently in full swing, so you may want to be nice to me, but my ant army needed an easy method of controlling, which was when I scoured the internet looking for something to click on the same spot on my desktop for 3 hours. I soon came across Scar and decided I might as well learn something new, so I started leeching lemons and sold lemonade to fund my coke addiction. Soon after I got bored of coke - mainly when they raised the price of a can to nearly double what it was before - and decided to learn Scar instead. At first I thought Scar sucked, but soon I discovered that it works much better when you have your computer turned on and it all went uphill from there. Within 3 days I had mastered Scar, then suffered from a freak accident and forgot it all and left Scar forever. If you're still reading now, then go away as you shouldn't be. If that last sentence didn't put you off, then please continue. I mean it, continue reading. Read I say! Read until your eyes bleed! Anyway, with that out of the way I can continue reading my mind until it bleeds too and I run out of words to make up! So, I left Scar for a couple of years and came back in late 2007 with very little memory of Scar and found my way to SRL from rogue sites full of pr0n and Runescape. One I arrived, I set my eyes on learning Scar simply because it looked it interesting and challenging. By now I hadn't played RS for many years. I quickly became fairly accomplished and with little to do decided to focus on helping people. Soon afterwards, I beat up an orphan. Shortly, I then became a midget and found it quite easy to head butt people in the crotch but it was not meant to be as I quickly discovered the effects were only temporary. I then died, came back as Lucifer and got into members. It was quite an interesting day - it was actually the day I had to sit my modular GCSE science tests. I then blended into the background and slowly turned to stone.

Anyway, enough with my back story and time fro my front story. Although I haven't had much help with scripting over the time I've been here, I have met some great characters.
People say that you should never meet your heroes as you realise they are normal people (mainly Yakman). It turned out true, but for the best. I think that often a barrier is formed between normal members and administrative staff on forums, and I was quite pleased to break it - with lots of aid from IRC.
The first I would like to mention is Yakman. He is forever knowledgeable and fun and always up for a good debate on the IRC and probably one of my favourite people here :)
Another is C0de - I always thought of him as quite a serious guy, but chatting to him for a bit made me realise he really is laid back and up for a laugh - the best example of this was with the huge elaborate prank played on Pierre (called himself Jagex and got owned) :p
Next on the list is Wizzup? - I did learn one thing very quickly from him - never disrespect StarCraft or he will hunt you down and maybe smother you… Other than that, he really is a good guy all round and was especially fond of my bomb IRC bot mod and could very well be a major cause for bots being banned from the #srl channel ;)
Everyone else - I don't want to mention people personally from here as there really is too many and the ones above are extra special. The mesh of characters is what drives me to continue and I regret losing a single person from this community as it is one less idea, opinion or joke :rolleyes:

ShowerThoughts

2008-05-09 14:20:17

Haha gratz :p

Markus

2008-05-09 14:20:53

Congratz :)

Yakman

2008-05-09 14:47:44

From: mixster
my bomb IRC bot mod and could very well be a major cause for bots being banned from the #srl channel ;)


i should remind you all that i wrote the base for that bot, mixster just added flashy little add-ons
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
(so dont you forget it, i will continue to mention that bot until you all get bored)


yeah so, well done on your 1000th post,

btw, if you're not already on IRC, get on it!

nielsie95

2008-05-09 14:55:15

I liked the first story :)
The rest didn't make any sense.
Congratulations!

btw: Why didn't tell in there that you like c&c 3 more than StarCraft?

n3ss3s

2008-05-09 14:55:18

Gratz, nice millenium wall of text :p

ShowerThoughts

2008-05-09 14:57:08

From: nielsie95
I liked the first story :)
The rest didn't make any sense.
Congratulations!

btw: Why didn't tell in there that you like c&c 3 more than StarCraft?


I bought C & C 3 played it like 4 times it cost me 60.

richk1693

2008-05-09 16:32:02

That may just be the largest wall of nonsense I've seen in a long time. Very funny though. Congrats on 1k.

Edit: NO PIC! YOU MUST POST PIC.

EvilChicken!

2008-05-09 17:11:56

Ok, after reading all the stuff you wrote I love you (even more).
Congratulations!

Now go back to helping people.

Waitz. 1000 posts (with a capital "P" -.-) and A GOAT. WHERE IS THE GOAT?

AND WHERE IS THE PICTURE?! I NEED TO SEE A PICTURE.
(Rumor has it that everyone who do not post a picture on their threads die :))

Dan Cardin

2008-05-09 17:13:41

awsome story. The beginning was great, the middle could use a little work, but the end was spectacular. All in all a 4.9/5 :).

happy birthday, and good job on the 1k posts

mixster

2008-05-09 19:15:30

Gah, you saw through my wall of text and revealed my lack of a picture :(
I promise that right now that I have no pictures of myself since I was 12 and my hair is crap at the moment - as some people on the IRC will know - because I got it cut quite short recently and it's at the stage where it's short enough to stand up but just long enough to make me look like an idiot :)
I have asked around though and a couple of my friends are checking to see if they can find a picture, so it should be up by the end of the weekend ;)

Anyhow, thank you for all the thank you's and the goat is a hidden easter egg in the post for you guys to find if you have the intellect to :)

Harry

2008-05-09 19:58:12

Congrats - you sound quite schizophrenic(sp?). :p

Negaal

2008-05-10 06:23:17

Eh, your story was bit abusing, I didn't make any sense from first part, anyways…maybe…congratz..

Pure1993

2008-05-10 07:01:12

OMFG,ou like, beat up an orphan?!?!?! Shame on you you &%$$"&/%$&%85! xD


hmm… I wonder… are you like my twin personality? (you can't be my complete twin/clone because I look awesome, and you say you don't… xD)
I enjoy writing chaotic stuff… you write chaotic stuff… we musst be related (of course only in mind xD)!

Gratz man, I hope you reach 2k soon, i wanna read another one of your stories…. ;)

Iron Man

2008-05-11 01:39:48

Congratz.

Could you send me that copy of the lame jokes book you said you have on your computer (you told me on irc that you have one…) :p

One of the more… creative millennium threads.
(Mozilla says it's spelled like that but I thought it was spelled like "millenium")

Zezi

2008-05-11 04:11:27

ofmgsssss


rogue sites full of pr0n and Runescape


What better? XD

Grats, but my brain didn't bleed =x

(Side note, who's lucifier, why does he turn into stone .. :S)

mixster

2008-05-11 06:23:00

Lucifer is the name of the devil who once was an angel who tried to overthrow God and was sent to hell for it :)
Anyway, I was joking about the joke book Iron Man :p
Pure, I'll start randomly writing the voices in my head out if people enjoyed my story so much and yes I beat up an orphan.
Negaal, thanks, and you weren't supposed to understand it and I'll take it you meant "amusing", not "abusing" :)
Hy, I think you mean insane not schizophrenic ;)
Edit: Anyone found the hidden goat yet?
Edit2: My cousins are coming around today and they should have a picture of me from when I went to Thorpe Park (big thrill ride based theme park with lots of roller coasters), so should be up in the late afternoon

Dumpin

2008-05-11 11:43:21

Gratz dude… you forgot GoF and me :P

WATSKEBURT?!

Harry

2008-05-11 11:47:36

@mixster: No, I mean schizophrenic ;) You seem to have many personalities. :)

mixster

2008-05-11 13:11:05

I only have one personality and a lot of voices in my head…
and Dumpin, I didn't forget you and GoF, I just have limited characters to use :)

GoF

2008-05-11 14:10:23

Congrats.

No GoF`.. wat

Laur€ns

2008-08-01 09:33:08

Veerrry interesting story :) Congratulations ^^

Pure1993

2008-08-01 11:22:37

last post: 05-11-2008, 01:10 PM
Please don't grave dig…