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Me and a couple of buds were talking about cheesy pickup lines during lunch, and it seems like a good topic!

heres one we got

Hey baby, If you were a booger I'd pick you first!

You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

If you were a new burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.


haha, enjoy and POST THE WORST! :p :D

lol keep posting those.
they're really effective

you.must.be.Jamaican,..cause.ja.makin.me.crazy

sorry.about.the.dots,my.keybored.is.screwed.and.i.cant.use.space…..-.-

I bet those clothes would look great lying in aheap on the floor o.O

Whats your name? :p

*Spills drink on her dress* Oh no! Lets get you out of these cloths.

Haha. Jamaican XD

did you fall from heaven…….Because that would explain your face :P

HHAHAHA!!! =P

Dam, I could slap that fat ass all night long.

you have 206 bones in your body, do you want 1 more?

old one

Are you wearing space pants…….because your ass is out of this world

New one

Are your eyes spanners? Because every time i look into them my nuts tighten

:o Yakman lol

*Looks down*

"Nice Shoes"

*Looks up*

"Wanna fuck?"

me and my friend used this one and it really worked.
" i forgot my phone number, can i have yours'?

From: oliver1205
me and my friend used this one and it really worked.
" i forgot my phone number, can i have yours'?

What show was that from?:confused:

[RACIST]
Do not highlight the text if you are easily offended. Warning.
What's the differerence between a black man and a bucket of shit?… The bucket!!
[/RACIST]

Some stupid kid told it to me in school :rolleyes:

FYI, you can see the joke in iSpy without highlighting :)
Also, that isn't a pickup line
Anyway,
"You must be tired, because you've been running through my head"
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

lol found it in a old thread

From: Wizzup?
How would you like your egg? boiled, baken or fertilized?

From: Hy71194
[RACIST]
Do not highlight the text if you are easily offended. Warning.
What's the differerence between a black man and a bucket of shit?… The bucket!!
[/RACIST]

How the hell is that a pickupline?.?

From: Starblaster100
*Looks down*

"Nice Shoes"

*Looks up*

"Wanna fuck?"

From: Starblaster100
*Looks down*
"Nice shoes."
*Looks up*
"Wanna fuck?"

Deja vu. :p

lol, it's the best pickup line :P

Are your parents camels? Because from the behind it looks like you have a toe!

do u have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants


hey y dont you come over here and sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops up

From: Starblaster100
lol, it's the best pickup line :P

Your supposed to post the worst pickup lines…

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put you between F and CK

you ever seen a 2-incher?

Im a man, you're a woman, you do the maths…

would you like to try an Australian kiss? it is just like a French kiss, except down under…

and my favourate..
I need an 11-digit number to seed my pseudorandom number generator, can i use your phone number?

From: [-jesus-]
What show was that from?:confused:

i honestly cant remember, but it worked.

Me: hey there, sexy, how many ex-boyfriends do you have?

*punched*

Me: <(*_*)>

Kinda related but not trying to hijack…
Guy:I don't want a purse!
Girl: Don't worry… It's unisex!
Guy: Don't worry I had some a few days ago.
Girl:NO! U-N-I-SEX!
Guy: You 'n' I sex… SURE!!!!!

From: palmpilot71
Kinda related but not trying to hijack…

no but that thing up there actually happened to me.

maybe i should've said that.

Geeze Yackman where are you getting these from. Lol they were all funny though.

Does your butt hurt because it looks like you fell from heaven!

This one is similar to Yackmans only a little more appropriate!
If i could arrange the alphabet i would put u and i together. *slaps knee and laughs histerically*

Go up to a woman

"You look like my third wife."

"How many wives have you had?

"Two"

From: Yakman
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put you between F and CK

Hehe did you just make it up because it's alot like

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put U and I together

Edit Sorry King just read your post…..

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?


Edit couldnt resist:
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [she says No] Well, I don't, so let's go.

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No she says] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

I'm sine squared theta, you're cosine squared theta, together we are one.

(hopefully the target girl likes trigonometry…)

From: Yakman
I'm sine squared theta, you're cosine squared theta, together we are one.

(hopefully the target girl likes trigonometry…)

Thanks! I used it in my honors trigonometry class and I just got laid.

Are your parents retarded or something, because you sure are special.

was your dad a thief because you stole my heart

is your dad a terriost because your da bomb

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case

You make my software turn to hardware

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed

Do you work at subway because you just gave me a Footlong

its a good thing i got my library card [Girl-Why?] Because im totally checking you out

From: strikerx25
was your dad a thief because you stole my heart

is your dad a terriost because your da bomb

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case

You make my software turn to hardware

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed

Do you work at subway because you just gave me a Footlong

its a good thing i got my library card [Girl-Why?] Because im totally checking you out

Hah!! Those were some good ones, the foot long one was pretty funny. [Offtopic/] Have you seen the subway commercials? The 5 dollar footlong?[Offtopic] I told some girl that if she gave me 5 dollars i would give her a foot long:garfield:

From: Yakman
I'm sine squared theta, you're cosine squared theta, together we are one.

(hopefully the target girl likes trigonometry…)

i tried that one to a girl in my calculus class and when she finally got it…

i almost got slapped.

also try this one,

Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

ROTFLMAO :p

From: Jahuro
you.must.be.Jamaican,..cause.ja.makin.me.crazy

sorry.about.the.dots,my.keybored.is.screwed.and.i.cant.use.space…..-.-

i heard this somewhere possibly the suite life of zach and cody

want to know some math? u + me = 69

My friend told me this one,
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Baby, I'm an American Express lover….you shouldn't go home without me!

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Can I please be your slave tonight?

Can I see your tan lines?

Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Do you spit or swallow?

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?

Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"

Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.

God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

Have you ever played leap frog naked ??

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Here's a quarter….call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?

Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

Hi. Are you legal?

Hi. You'll do.

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

Hand out phone card that says: "Smile if you want to sleep with me."

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I wonder what our children will look like.

I would kill or die to make love with you.

I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I'd look good on you.

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

I'm an organ donor, need anything?

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?

I've got a condom with your name on it.

I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor…what say we tie up for the night?

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

If I was Elvis, would you screw me?

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?

Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Lie down. I think I love you.

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.

Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?

Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

That dress looks great on you…as a matter of fact, so would I.

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?

Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?

What do you like for breakfast?

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Will you marry me for just one night?

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

Would you like to have morning coffee with me?

Would you please come home with me and tie me up…

Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night.

You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.

You smell wet. Let's Party.

You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?

Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?



I've struck out so many times and I can't think why… Anyway, enjoy!

holy mixster

lol some of those might actually work :p

Lol mixster, many of them arent bad at all :P although I wouldnt use this one:

"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"

Just incase, you know :)

nice copy and paste mixster…

why not come up with something original :p

From: Napoleon Dynamite
I see you're drinkin' 1%, is it because you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinkin' whole milk if you wanted to.

This one works every time…

I thought of one the other night, I think its horrible and great at the same time.

"I'd so rape you, if I could get away with it."

*pushes iwin worst pickup line button*

Its kinda sorta a pickup, depends how you use it.

hmm so star blaster is still active
rofl these made me laugh heres one

hey nice legs
what time do they open
mind if pop in for a bite



my favourite ones from mixster

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
but i wud change it to what screws like a god

my overall favouritei might actually try it
Hand out phone card that says: "Smile if you want to sleep with me."

Waddo you know you can delete your own posts… But i liked yours lol!! I used the one that was like you have 265 bones in your body you want one more? I said that to a girl that is really nice and she started laughing. I said it to some other girl and she didn''t get it…

You look like shit

*claims worst pick-up line ever*

i got one i got one

You=Hey baby can i lay your carpet?

Girl=Eww no way

You= c'mon lower your standards…..i have

I need an 11-digit number to seed my pseudorandom number generator, can i use your phone number?

I'm sine squared theta, you're cosine squared theta, together we are one.

Siggified =D

lol
Heres a awesome one :P
Me="Tickle your pussy with a feather?"
She Said="What did you say?!?!
I said= "Particularly nice weather."

lol I got these off a website


Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

Do you want to see something swell?

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

So, you're a girl huh?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You make my software turn to hardware!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

More More, sorry I know its a double post but didn't want to hurt your eyes reading one post

—

To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Hey baby… drop that zero and get with the hero in other words… you better come with me.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

Hi… would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself…..

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"

They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?

Which one of the Spice girls are you?

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his trunk is already sticking out.

Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits.

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Mama!

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
Instead, they had to hear that.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

From: Yakman
you have 206 bones in your body, do you want 1 more?

This is my favorite one ever HEHEHE

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Bumpity bump for great justice.

Lol @ GoF :)

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
~~
"I wanna put my thingy into your thingy."
~~
"I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?"

Umm… *thinks real hard of something stupid to say*
1: Baby, your young and beautiful, but wanna ride my wrinklestick?
2: Damn, you must be a guy because u just gave me an erection!….(horrible gay one… but i bet some gay individual has said it before.)

Are you a visa…cuz your every where I want to be.

Whats your name? (insert name here). Wanna fuck?

Strikerz I like the heaven one lol.

Aww and Starblaster did my fav lol.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in.

I wanna put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets.

From: Macrosoft

I wanna put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets.

OMFG lol…..Ima try it i Animania

I love to listen to your heartbeat because it plays my favorite song..
That's one I actually like^..

Guy: Hey, my watch tells me when girls arent wearing underwear, and according to my watch your not..

Girl: Er.. yes I am.

Guy: Oh sorry, my watch is an hour fast.