SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

I'm surprised i havent seen this on SRL…

Okay the game is you post something fun (as in a prank) to do in Wal-Mart
(Don't ever do these in the Pamida i work at)
(or any other wlmart)

(this was popular in RS forums…)
Examples:
[BANANA]1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4.Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7.Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9.When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially in thin narrow aisles.
10.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. [/BANANA]


I always LOL at these… :spot: :D

…my mom works at Wal-Mart….
and if you have ever worked in retail you'd know how big of an ASS you are being by doing this:

1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

You know that someone has to go through all the crap you grabbed and put it all back where it belongs? Thats just a mean thing to do…these people are just trying to make a living, and they have probably already had a pretty tough life…do you feel the need to go out and make it more miserable? I worked at an entertainment retail store all through high school, if you ever get a job, you'll realize how annoying, and jerk-full you are being by doing this….
I hate to pick something up, and then set it down somewhere else on accident, if I pick it up, and don't buy, I put it back…no need to make their lives any worse than they already are…
Do you know how many ex-convicts there are working at Wal-mart anyway?
My mom, does…and it's A LOT, even in a city in Montana there are a lot of ex cons working there…just though I'd let you know who you're dealing with…
Have fun being an ass


-Brain (a working man)

btw, I'm only 19, so I'm not some old guy going off on you…I'm just a respectful teenager…one of the few

Okay major flame. I'm sorry I didn't explain it enough, these are just jokes. I wouldn't expect anyone to do this in the store i work at (Pamida). People who do these are asses, but its fun reading them.

also, im 18, have a decent car, and preparing for college.

alright :p
sorry, I guess I did kinda go over the top:rolleyes:
Didn't mean to super flame ya, just wanted to point out that they aren't nice things to do

a'ight it's okay, tons of people do what you did in runescape forums too :p


WOOHOO HOOO!!! 100th post lol it sucks

I liked #1 and LMAO at #10.

You: sir! We Have a code 3 in the ware house?

Employee (Now known as bob): What is that?

You: You work here and don't know what that is?

Bob: Um…

You: Don't say um, JUST GET TO THE WAREHOUSE!!!!

They would go off running

Another good one is putting "questionable items" in people's carts. We can leave this to your imaginations.

This type of stuff is for miserable 13-year old assholes who'd deserve to get their ass kicked. Nobody in my family works at any kind of a shop, but still, what kind of retards do this?

And I know they're jokes, but still, people who would actually do this deserve to die.

http://www.phonelosers.org/



You people are simpletons for not using this site.

haha good site

Why must thousands of pre-teens think it so funny to go and goof off at Walmart?

Personally I feel sorry for Walmart having to deal with this, BUT, reading some of these can cheer you up just for the sheer level of stupidity and asinine actions.

:spongebob:

From: Brain
…my mom works at Wal-Mart….
and if you have ever worked in retail you'd know how big of an ASS you are being by doing this:
You know that someone has to go through all the crap you grabbed and put it all back where it belongs? Thats just a mean thing to do…these people are just trying to make a living, and they have probably already had a pretty tough life…do you feel the need to go out and make it more miserable? I worked at an entertainment retail store all through high school, if you ever get a job, you'll realize how annoying, and jerk-full you are being by doing this….
I hate to pick something up, and then set it down somewhere else on accident, if I pick it up, and don't buy, I put it back…no need to make their lives any worse than they already are…
Do you know how many ex-convicts there are working at Wal-mart anyway?
My mom, does…and it's A LOT, even in a city in Montana there are a lot of ex cons working there…just though I'd let you know who you're dealing with…
Have fun being an ass


-Brain (a working man)

btw, I'm only 19, so I'm not some old guy going off on you…I'm just a respectful teenager…one of the few

that doesnt make you a normal teenager :P they getting payed arent they so who cares… i dont care if someone did that too me! i would like it because i be spending time on that instead of doing other shit

From: R0b0t1
http://www.phonelosers.org/



You people are simpletons for not using this site.

Omg that site was so funny ot had so much stuff for tons of places i cant wait to go to walmart or a hotel lol

haha to only thing i would do at wal-mart is put a tube of lube in someones shopping cart XD

Take condoms and put em in peoples carts.

Run around the place looking suspicious and hum mission impossible theme song.

When someone is on the loud speaker curl up into a ball on the floor and rant about the voices being back.

Go into a fitting room and after about 2 minutes scream that there is no toilet paper in there.