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Well I made this thread to inform you guys about the hardest game ever. Whats the name? "The Hardest Game Ever"…seriously. Anyways I know most of you can't get your hands on it, and I'd love if someone could help me upload it to a freewebs, or freehostia. (Upload as in, they go to URL and just start playing, no download involved). btw the entier file is around 2.19mb.

EDIT Here's the link to play the game and to download if you want.
- THANKS TO ROCKMAN !
Link to play
Link to download - I personly do not know if this is safe. I am not responsible for any problems.

ALSO after a week ish of playing / analyzing youtube videos I finally beat it :D.

Controls -

• Up arrow - jump
• Left arrow - walk left
• Right arrow - walk right
• Down arrow - nothing I think (lol I forgot)
• Space - Speeds up game (somewhat helpful, so you don't have to wait all the time)
• O: Instant suicide
• T: Restart game - not in original game (or in download version I THINK)

Other Info -

• This game is prety much like Mario except 100x harder
• Only like 4-5 levels, but trust me it is long enough
• In some foren language (doesn't effect game AT ALL)
• Unlike most games this game has momentum - that means a running start can help it certain points
• There are two ways to jump, tap up arrow, CLICK up arrow (clicking is higher)

PSS: DO NOT watch the youtube video's before you play it, because they show how to own the game, and it really really takes all the fun out of it having answers before trying. Try at least 100 lives (it will go by quick) before checking for answers. Link to the video are hiden below (highlight to see link).

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vSsPkgWRmpc - youtube video link; highlight, copy, then paste into the URL box

lol im playing it right now

heres a link:

http://www.geocities.jp/z_gundam_tanosii/home/Main.html

just press the first link to play it online, the second to dl

aaaa….your's dosen't even load for me, but thanks for posting. I'll edit thread with your link in a sec.

EDIT: yea it works nvm. THANKS

yea lol that is impossible

i keep dying at the end of the 1st level where the bomb hits you when you are about to walk into the castle. how do you avoid that thing?

aaa just look at the first part of you tube. The game has momentum in it, so you run back, jump up 5 steps then run and jump over it.

From: osmm
aaa just look at the first part of you tube. The game has momentum in it, so you run back, jump up 5 steps then run and jump over it.

oh yea i can get past that part, but after you raise the flag and are walking into the castle, a single bomb falls from the sky and hits me.

huh, nvm. I didn't explain it well enough.

Get past the 4-5 falling monsters (on the steps). Go to the edge of the clif and jump up (high jump). You should doge the missle thing from the flag. Now go back down 5 steps to the very edge of the 5th step. Stop. Jump all the way up to the clif keep running and jump over the flag pole.

If you still don't get, watch part of the youtube video I posted.

some how this reminds me a lot of mario….

this is awsomely hard!

its a chinese game?

oh sounds cool lol

@ ░░░░░ if you read through my first post, I say that "it is like mario only 100x harder". :p

@ P1nky, yea I don't really know.

@zasz have fun

@ the 7+ people viewing thread. POST !

EDIT: I forgot to say Space button speeds game up, added it to main post.

Get past the 4-5 falling monsters (on the steps). Go to the edge of the clif and jump up (high jump). You should doge the missle thing from the flag. Now go back down 5 steps to the very edge of the 5th step. Stop. Jump all the way up to the clif keep running and jump over the flag pole.

holy crap was that hard. well, i finally got to lvl 2.

how's everyone else doing?

i cant beat the first level, that stupid ghost right past the flag keeps landing on me :(

I think I won? How do I get in the castle? :p

No help BTW.

cool a mario a-like ill have to give this a try looks good

lol, read what rockman quoted me on. Its the answer to get passed.
Guys, I'd really like to know what you think / progress. Keep posting.

bullz eye, there are more than 1 levels…its very hard trust me. No one will be beating it tonight even with the youtube video.

just to add some hot keys i found out the hard way…. lol
o key: is instant suicide incase your stuck
t key: restart game

Thanks, updating main post. I'm replay some of the game just to try it out. Also I'm prety sure there is no way to get stuck, but idk.

lol i thought level 1 was hard….. 2 is impossible

these are all controls
c: clear console window
f: finalize objects on finalization queue
g: garbage collect
h: display this help message
l: dump classloader list
m: print memory usage
o: trigger logging
p: reload proxy configuration
q: hide console
r: reload policy configuration
s: dump system and deployment properties
t: dump thread list
v: dump thread stack
x: clear classloader cache
0-5: set trace level to <n>

edit:oooops these are java controls nvm
edit2:i got google to translate page an the game is actually called "Syobon/Shobon Action " or Cat Mario

Yea….and I posted controls that people USE. lol, sorry if you worked hard on that list, but I'm probably not going to use it on main page.

From: osmm
Yea….and I posted controls that people USE. lol, sorry if you worked hard on that list, but I'm probably not going to use it on main page.

no i didnt work on it hard at all…. then i realized they were controls to java and not the game….