SRL Archive - RuneScape News and General

these are not mine and I do not know the person but I thought it was ok anyway(if its not then please delete this thread):




You pray for Protect from Melee when the school bully attacks you
You try selling your birthday party hat for $200,000,000
You have a Crystal bow in your closet incase of a mage attack
You eat a full lobster because you fell off your bike and got a cut
You start saying "lol" in real life after every joke you make
and my favorite…

You set your house on fire because it gives "1,000 exp" in Firemaking

When you attack short people wearing a devil costume
When you attempt to buy a house for $1,000.
When you got to I.T. class seeing your making a oak chair so you come back the next day with 5 steel nails and 3 oak planks

When your sitting in class and see a rat run across the floor. Everyone jumps to the back of the room while you grab your pencil and a book for a sword and shield. After mindlessly slashing at air (Thats what happens in runescape, you slash the air not the person lol) You yell "NOOOOOOOOOO!" And fall down to your knees, stand up and say "Dammit, i lost my stuff. Stupid skull" Then sit down and precede in listening to your teachers lecture.

When you get to the bank to get your full dragon.

When you start shouting in the bank: "Buying a law rune 1k"


When you get into a fight at school and k.o a kid and yell "w00t 93 str!"

When you try fish a shark on docks.

when your kitten instantly turns into a cat.

while sitting in class during a test you periodically move a few feet every minute or so until your teacher asks you what you are doing, to which you reply "I'll get logged if I'm afk too long"

You know you play to much when you stuff 5 cakes and 1 cat in your back pack and expect it to come out clean.

You know you play to much runescape when your at a store and a man dies and you stand on top of his body to see what hes going to drop.

You know you play to much runescape when You go to the wilderness dressed in full aluminum Foil looking for someone to kill and end up getting pwnt by a bear.

when you go to a cow farm you start killing cows for their hides

when you think out of the school is the wildy

you know you've been playing runescape too much when your grandad dies and you ask your dad what he dropped.

when a shop is too busy and u try to world hop.

You Know you play to much Runescape when you see The Pope and you ask him to do prayer emote.

you think school is tutorial island
and the world is the mainland


you say your cat was a gift from gertrude

You attempt to kill someone in the scary woods and think they will drop all their stuff because they have a skull.

When someone forgets to pay you - you shout scam!

when U give someone a log and ask can you make a bow for me?

…you shoot a cop with an arrow and he can't hit you with his billy club because you're behind a wooden fence.

…you put a trout in your backpack for two weeks, then pull it out, cook it on a campfire and eat it expecting to get better.

…you ignore the rats and spiders in your house because they're too low-level to bother with.

…you don't add butter to your potatoes because you don't even know how to bake a pie yet.

You know you play too much runescape when….

You go to your basement, find red plastic items… then go to a bank with all your junk.

You start to yell…"B-sale, selling dragon stuff! $200,000 all!"

you play to much rs when you go around yelling 500k drop party follow me.

You play RS too much when you post topics like this.

when your kitten turns into a cat…lmfao

From: mr.klean
You play RS too much when you post topics like this.

Haha! I love you too :p

you play too much runescape when you expect to chop down a tree in just a few hits.

you attack all the bugs in your back yard and when your buddy asks you what your doing you reply "pest control"

you eat a whole backpack full of sharks and are still not full

you find some pennies, you run to the nearest furnace and you hold both items, put your hands in the furnace (without burning yourself) and pull out a bronze dagger

ill think of more later :D

"you find some pennies, you run to the nearest furnace and you hold both items, put your hands in the furnace (without burning yourself) and pull out a bronze dagger"

you dont get daggers from furnaces you get bars from them

From: RedDemon815
"you find some pennies, you run to the nearest furnace and you hold both items, put your hands in the furnace (without burning yourself) and pull out a bronze dagger"

you dont get daggers from furnaces you get bars from them

You're addicted to runescape when you correct stuff like this..

lol ya