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Why we are all humongous badasses.


R0b0t1

2007-11-07 21:50:47

First, lets put the existence-of-God thing out the window for a while. So, since the first little monster crawled out of the ocean, what do you think its been trying to do? Have tea parties? No.. It was trying to fight to survive. And survive it did. That means it had to fight and push above all the other little buggers! So everything from that point was getting tougher and tougher against all odds. It makes me cry thinking about the beauty of it :D. But doesn't that mean that everything that is alive and in existence is a stupendous badass? I mean – 'cmon, that one little gizmo coming out of the ocean must have been the grandaddy of all the most stupendous gigantic badasses of all time! It passed its genes on for about 2 billion years – and it might just be me – but thats like 1666666.6% more than I've been alive.


Doesn't it make you feel like you could kick the shit out of all of those aliens trying to take over the world?

legendaryhero90

2007-11-07 22:48:48

yeah and that always made me wondered…

will mankind wipe themselves out or will a another intelligent species wipe out the humans?


(offtopic) what's up with the avy? (offtopic)

Boreas

2007-11-08 00:26:30

But the aliens are also badass cuz they evolved too. And they evolved so much (in this hypothetical situation) that they managed to travel to another planet containing life, so they have evolved more, and are more badass.

The Claw

2007-11-08 06:13:19

Nope, not at all really. If they have mastered travelling at or faster than the speed of light (which by our current understanding of the universe is impossible), then we are no way near as "badass".

bullzeye95

2007-11-08 07:49:29

My teacher is a badass, and he is an alien. But he drives a really crappy and slow car. How does that work?

R0b0t1

2007-11-08 18:36:33

From: legendaryhero90

(offtopic) what's up with the avy? (offtopic)


I re-discovered my sexuality. :rolleyes:



But, I mean, would those aliens be softies because, technically, if they have the technology to travel super ultra kick-ass fast, then wouldn't they have the stuff to make their lives super-easy?

So they would be more kick-ass, but we would be more bad-ass.

Dan Cardin

2007-11-08 19:22:45

depends, they could make things easier so they always battle with eachother and then they're tough and mean.

plus if they had they technology to travel super fast and make things super easy then they could push a button and blow us up or something.

personally i doubt that aliens would care about us. They're probably monitering us and laughing about how stupid we are.

or they figured out how to create life and made us and put us on earth and see how we evolve.

Or maybe they're altering our thoughts to make wars and stuff, and we're really just a cool advanced video game of theirs, that can think. We are a really big and long game of risk!!!

R0b0t1

2007-11-08 21:12:05

Risk is fun ^^


Like in men in black: " *picks up mind-broadcasting device* Human thought is so primitive, its considered a insult in most parts of the galaxy"

legendaryhero90

2007-11-08 22:56:31

From: R0b0t1
I re-discovered my sexuality. :rolleyes:



LMAO!!!

now only if i can find the thread that contained Spork saying that he made sex to a transexual in his dream :D

but anyways….










i think aliens exist :D

R0b0t1

2007-11-09 17:16:41

But anyways, nothing implied.