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Well, I have 7 offenses and 63.0 blackmarks on one of my accounts. It is now perm-muted, but I can still play on it. I decided it would be fun to appeal some of the offenses. The first one I made an apology, and then I used up two appeals, meaning you guys can help me decide 4 more appeals!


That's the account ^

Here is the first appeal:

Reason for appeal supplied at time of appeal:
*Prepares singing voice*

God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign.
May she defend our laws,
And give us ever cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen.

*Bows*
Explanation of why appeal was denied:

Thank you for your appeal.

We are sorry to inform you that this appeal has been denied.

We have conclusive evidence that you were in control of the account at the time of the offence and for this reason this offence will remain on your account.

We suggest you take some time to remind yourself of the Rules of RuneScape before you start playing again!

RuneScape Customer Support

:duh:

Here is my second appeal:

Reason for appeal supplied at time of appeal:
Mental retardation is a term for a pattern of persistently slow learning of b
asic motor and language skills ("milestones") during childhood, and
a significantly below-normal global intellectual capacity as an adult. One c
ommon criterion for diagnosis of mental retardation is a tested intelligence
quotient (IQ) of 70 or below and deficits in adaptive functioning. I am one o
f those people. Unmute me
Explanation of why appeal was denied:

Thank you for your appeal.

We are sorry to inform you that this appeal has been denied.

We have conclusive evidence that you were in control of the account at the time of the offence and for this reason this offence will remain on your account.

We suggest you take some time to remind yourself of the Rules of RuneScape before you start playing again!

RuneScape Customer Support

:duh:


So it is now up to you to give me 4 good appeals! Thanks!

Rofl, well this doesn't work:

I went to have a wank, but I needed to keep my RS account going, so they didn
't take my mining spot.
I'm sorry. But, if it's any consolation, I did come. AND, AND, you rather das
hing admin at Jagex, it was worth it.
I mean, let's face it, in a world where a bod can't have a wank, and leave th
e old bots to do their thing, then what sort of MMORPG are we living in?

That, gentlemen, is the question

My friend wrote that when he was stoned off his face and we both found it hilarious at the time…

We have reviewed your account, and have decided to not grant your appeal. You have continued to break our rules, time and time again, and due to the severity of these offences as well as your attitude within RuneScape, we have decided that your account will remain permanently banned.

Any messages sent regarding this account will be ignored, and we ask that you re-read all of the rules if you wish to create another account.

RuneScape Customer Support

Benz52982896 does not feature in the hiscores. You have to be in the top 1 million (for any skill) and have` a minimum skill level of 30.

You're account isn't worth the time taken to appeal? xD

Well you could always just say this for macroing:

Dear Jagex,

You say in the rules that members may not macro. I was not macroing at any point in time, I was botting. They are two different names, therefore I shouldn't be banned.

Thankyou.

Or:

Dear Jagex,

You're Sexy. Please unban my account.

Thankyou

Or even:

Dear Jagex,

I am a respected member at the SRL-Forums. At the SRL-Forums, we respect all the hard work you have put into this game, and try to have a challenge which you provide for us with scar scripting. We try to overcome and exploit your system so that we may get our levels up. If you wish to stop us from not being bored and not giving us a challenge, then we shall all rise up against you and totally and utterly pwn you.

Thankyou.

@Sp0rky: I totally lol'ed at your first reason. :f::sasmokin:

Lol, keep the suggestions coming. I want a good one! And I'm not worried about losing this account (it is not banned, just muted). I mainly want to see if I can get an appeal after an obvious offense.

What is rule 11? :$

I say 'Im black and you are racist, unban me or ill sue you.'

Rule 11 is advertising another website.

Here is my next appeal:

Ay, fools that be workin at Jagex, you be straight up dirty, man. You guys gonna mute me cuz I'm BLACK? Why is the white man always trying to hold us back and silence us? If you don't unmute, I'll be heard in through the court systems and sue your asses! And don't give me none of ur white power shit either. UNMUTE ME OR MEET MY LAWYER!

Or:

Dear Jagex,

If you do not un-ban/un-mute me, I shall go 1337 on your ass and run: /run runescape hax.exe and screw you all over.

All I can say is type something funny. Works wonders for me…I got my account with 10/10 black marks for autoing back :)

Well I can still use it for autoing since it is muted. In fact, it is even better for autoing now, lol.

EDIT: Good news, guys! Playing the race card works!

Reason for appeal supplied at time of appeal:
Ay, fools that be workin at Jagex, you be straight up dirty, man. You guys go
nna mute me cuz I'm BLACK? Why is the white man always trying to hold us back
and silence us? If you don't unmute, I'll be heard in through the court syst
ems and sue your asses! And don't give me none of ur white power shit either.
UNMUTE ME OR MEET MY LAWYER!
Explanation of why appeal was accepted:

Thank you for your appeal.

We are happy to inform you that this appeal has been successful and your account has been adjusted accordingly.

May we please take this opportunity to remind you to read the Rules of RuneScape before your start playing again.

RuneScape Customer Support

LOL! how funny is this thread

This is something they must have never heard before :D:D

[BANANA]A goldfarmer had some mills he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the geepees and set about Nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he Felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the Eyes of a little boy.
Mister," he said, "I want to buy your geepeez."
"Well," said the goldfarmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "these pix3ls come from fine macros made at www.SRL-forums.com and cost a good deal of money."
The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his mothers PayPal account, he pulled out a handful of $ and held it up to the goldfarmer. "I've got $4.55. Is that enough to get them pix3lz?"
"Sure," said the goldfarmer.
And with that he let out a whistle,"Lés Geepeez" he called.
Out from the lumby cellar climbed Four lvl 30 n00bs. His eyes danced with delight cus he was getting geepeez for an affordable price.

As the Noobs transferred the mil, the little boy noticed something standing behind his back. Slowly he turned around; it was a geek with a golden crown. The Goldfarmer quickly pulled the plug from his computer and the noobs X-logged lightningfast. The geek with the golden crown started speaking: "I am the Andrew. Thou shall not buy geepeez and u is bannd 4 life. Botting ruins R00nsskape, And u is supporting it by buing millz". Then the little boy replied: "You stupid JAVA geek it was macroed with SRL, not any shitty chinese haX, unban me or i'll slit my wrist and write a note that sais that Jagex told me to do it." Andrew knew the little boy was bluffing, so he told Paul to IP-ban the kid for good. Then the little kid got a dynamic IP and bought RSDemoin started hardcore botting Runescape.

The End.


What does this story teach you?
Chinese boting = Bad
SRL Botting = Good
[/BANANA]

If you liked this, register at http://www.AWSurveys.com/HomeMain.cfm?RefID=nkukka , it's completely free and can get you free mills or membership in RS.

From: lolpie
All I can say is type something funny. Works wonders for me…I got my account with 10/10 black marks for autoing back :)

today i got one of my account back to.


(i know its crap English, it was 4am :) )

(i don't drink alcohol :p)

SO it seems the solutions to getting unbanned/muted is to either be drunk or black. Wonder what they would do if you said you were both?

The Black thing ALWAYS works ;) Or if you say sue. And it is best to use improper English, like only a few periods, no (!) 's.

*looks at an old account*

From: appeal

FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKING GAYS i do suicide FUCK YOU ALL i do suicideMOTHERF
UCKING GAYS FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKING GAYS i do suicide FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERF
UCKING GAYS FUCK YOU ALL MOTHERFUCKING GAYS.
You all sux0r bwwwls, i do suicide, PLEASE PERM-BAN ME!!!!!!! PL0X, Im mentak
lly so illl that i kill andrew when he fucks his pmods that are childas, pedo
file.

Response:

From: jagex

Thank you for your appeal.
We are happy to inform you that this appeal has been successful and your account has been adjusted accordingly.
May we please take this opportunity to remind you to read the Rules of RuneScape before your start playing again.
RuneScape Customer Support

markus, I've a screen shot from that appeal somewhere on my computer :p
it still make me rofl.

LOL! Well next on my to-do list: Drunk black guy that wants to commit suicide and sue.

From: rikjess
markus, I've a screen shot from that appeal somewhere on my computer :p
it still make me rofl.

Yea I posted it a while ago. I appealed with this like uhm, 7 months ago :f:

These are really funny :D

OMG Man I wish I read this before I got my first account banned! Is there any way I can re-appeal? (it has been like a year, lol)

you're lucky… you still HAVE appeals, i spend mine because i didn't know i was PERM MUTED :(

Wow...copy/pasting a national anthem will defiantly not get you anywhere…seriously, now come on!

Dear jagex,
at 5 years old in my life i was sexualy harrassed by *sniff* a *sniff* jagex moderator who told me he was my doctor. said he was gonna give me a good physical i told him no i dont need one but he wouldnt listen and ever since ive just been trying to get on with life and you know i could never mentaly function straight and i try so hard but i never get there. i just you know wish you guys werent complete ass faces and would let people bend the rules why you guys always pmsing you should be happy you didnt get aids and retardation at the same time. you should be happy you can have sex and not be laughed at as you walk by and people say dee de de all the time
gosh lighten up if i shoved a piece of coal up your asses in 2 weeks id have a diamond
neways
i hate you guys and btw stfu
thanks

Omg! Haha. Im crying irl. This thread is hilarious. Markus, can you actually post the screenshot? That's so hard to believe.

dude i like the black one so halarious i was crying out nigga plz thats the most imposter black persona ever and they accepted it LMAO

oh heres a good one i just thought of

hey jagex
you know who i am ill give u a hint
i live in a cave
i bomb people
i have l337 connection
i have l337 beard

and im telling you now that i never threatened to blow that guy up i just suggested that if he dosent pay me 15 mill he might not have a house anymore. so you know what fuck u guys you know what happens to jagex?
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh booooooooooom bitch thats what now unban me fore i hide a bomb in my beard and blow the geepees out of you
sincerly
a guy who likes meat

That might even work :p

Probably exceeds the character limit though.

From: Sp0rky
Omg! Haha. Im crying irl. This thread is hilarious. Markus, can you actually post the screenshot? That's so hard to believe.

:)

From: rikjess

:)

omfg your god

From: noobs are ppl 2
omfg your god

Thats from markus :p

holy shit that is so funny!!!!!!!

i wish i woulda done something like that on one of my old accnts! :D

I suspect the "FUCK YOU PERM BAN ME IO SUICIDE/MENTALLY ILL" is fake.

From: V3-C
I suspect the "FUCK YOU PERM BAN ME IO SUICIDE/MENTALLY ILL" is fake.

What would he get out of it? And those responses are all automatically generated. They probably look for words like mentally ill, or maybe every 1 in 100000 appeals gets accepted and it was his lucky day.

I will have to try the FUCK YOU one and see what happens.

Also, I noticed that you should wait a while after the offense before appealing.
I had another account perma-muted and I appealed the very next day on all the appeals and they were denied within 5 seconds.