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A poem about Slacky


tragic

2023-01-18 05:33:48

In Norway's land of fjords so grand,
A programmer named Slacky did command,
With code he crafted, lines so neat,
Clever and precise, his work was a treat.

He typed away, day and night,
His keyboard, his constant delight,
With logic and skill, he'd solve any hack,
A true master, in his field, there's no lack.

His scripts, they ran with such ease,
Performance, at its highest degree,
Slacky's name, a legend to be,
In the world of coding, he'll forever be.

So here's to Slacky, from Norway's land,
A programmer, with a clever hand,
May his code forever run smooth,
And his name, forever in our hearts imbued.

Obo

2023-01-18 15:14:09

Wow, this was majestic. Congrats on your first poem release.

slacky

2023-01-18 18:19:00

Hahaha, that was quite something, very flattered :p
I am become legend, or legend too be! ^____-

I like that you got Norway, and it's amazing fjords in there!

Flight

2023-01-18 18:30:57

Wonderful and heartfelt. Something this genuine may only be matched by a friendly shot to the leg.

officialdsp

2023-01-18 19:06:57

Who is Slacky and why does he like Ford's so much?

acow

2023-01-31 00:30:25

I see you.


In Norway's hills, where the glaciers gleam,
Lived a programmer, Slacky, with coding skills supreme.
Jagex was his target, a challenge he'd face,
But Kasi the wizard, stood in his place.

With burgers as fuel, and keyboard as his tool,
Slacky attacked, with skills so cool.
Kasi was wicked, with magic at his command,
But Slacky was steadfast, he'd take a stand.

He coded with precision, each line so right,
Jagex's defenses, he broke with might.
Kasi was no match, for Slacky's tech flair,
And soon, the victory, was almost there.

And so, Slacky was hailed, as a hero in the land,
His coding skills, unmatched, victory now in hand.
With burgers and beer, he celebrated with glee,
And Norway cheered, for its programming king, Slacky.

So, hear the tale of Slacky, and his quest so true,
To conquer Jagex, and Kasi too.
In Norway, where the glaciers gleam bright,
Remember Slacky, the programmer, who won the fight.

Xainaa

2023-01-31 14:15:28

Left me a tear in the corner of the eye.

TomTuff

2023-02-04 00:17:22

@Flight

Flight, oh Flight, a name known to all
In the world of RuneScape, a leader you call
With libraries and scripts, so precise and so true
Automation in the game, a feat all thanks to you

Your code is a work of art, a masterpiece to see
Streamlining the game, a gift to the community
No task too small, no challenge too great
Your work, a perfect balance of efficiency and grace

With every line of code, you bring joy to the land
Your contributions, a helping hand
To players everywhere, who now can play with ease
Thanks to you, their game experience, a new breeze

So here's to Flight, a name that will never fade
In the world of RuneScape, your impact will be made
With every script and library, your legacy will grow
A champion of automation, a hero in the know.

Isn't Chat GPT great

tehYosh

2023-02-04 10:08:20

From: TomTuff
@Flight

Flight, oh Flight, a name known to all
In the world of RuneScape, a leader you call
With libraries and scripts, so precise and so true
Automation in the game, a feat all thanks to you

Your code is a work of art, a masterpiece to see
Streamlining the game, a gift to the community
No task too small, no challenge too great
Your work, a perfect balance of efficiency and grace

With every line of code, you bring joy to the land
Your contributions, a helping hand
To players everywhere, who now can play with ease
Thanks to you, their game experience, a new breeze

So here's to Flight, a name that will never fade
In the world of RuneScape, your impact will be made
With every script and library, your legacy will grow
A champion of automation, a hero in the know.

Isn't Chat GPT great


I'm not going to lie, prior to your mention of this I just thought people had struck some 'poetic genius' as of late, but now the illusion has crumbled :(