Jackrawl
2007-09-12 20:55:30
Ok, I just heard this and I thought it was hilarious. Anyways, it goes like this.
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Hillary Clinton, a Boyscout, and a Priest were riding on a plane together.
They are then alerted that the plane is about the crash, and to get the parachutes, but theres a catch - there are two parachute packs available.
So Hillary Clinton says "I must take one parachute, I am the smartest woman in the world! Only I can save this country!" So she grabs a pack and jumps out of the plane. Then the Priest says "Boy, I have lived a full and good life, and done many good things. It is my time to go. You take the last parachute and live, for you have many things that need to be done." And then the Boyscout says "Theres no need father, the smartest woman in the world just jumped off with my backpack."
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Rofl!
Bobarkinator
2007-09-12 21:06:23
Lol I had to read it twice to get it but that's pretty good.
Ejjman
2007-09-13 00:23:54
I've heard many dubbed versions, I like this one :)
Hobbit
2007-09-13 00:30:41
Haha that's could probably happen in real life
Kinda old (with diff. people though).. But still funny :D
elementalelf
2007-09-13 08:19:09
oh, this wouldnt happen to be the same defamation crap that goes on in every country in the world?
it is? who woulda thought???
Jackrawl
2007-09-13 15:12:13
Well IMO, Hillary Clinton is performing Satan's work, but at the same time, I didn't write this - I just think it's funny. H/o, I'm going to read some rules before I post some of the thing she's done…I just got through offending Hyper -_-
Ok theres nothing against me posting links for stuff.
This is Hillary Clinton posing as a Southerner
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UD7K4BK4excThis is Hillary Clinton flip flopping about the War on Terror…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A4-hsl4VqU0This is Hillary Clinton in another church…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p4Q2PMYFpX4Although I can't find a link, I believe that until recently she was for abortions…My, how moral these Clintons all are.
Macrosoft
2007-09-13 15:18:58
Heard it many times before in different versions…but its still funny!
Go Obama! lol
Jackrawl
2007-09-13 15:25:35
Lol, lately all the candidates suck IMO, I just found an even better Southern accent. God I love these things. But I still wouldn't trust Obama, hes been saying some random things lately.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CsLHxja43iYP.S.
I think the guy on the left is crying for the "Smartest woman in the world!"
lardmaster
2007-09-13 20:59:42
lol, the real way the joke goes is with a hippie, henry kissenger, and "Chill out, dude, the smartest man in the world took my backpack."
Jackrawl
2007-09-14 19:24:32
lol, I thought it was too good to be true. I suppose they make dubbed versions for each president/candidate.
phoenixlament
2007-09-20 05:40:44
Well, at least she has a few more brain cells than Bush ;)
richk1693
2007-09-26 21:26:35
I thought this was going to a whole new concept when the little boy and priest were alone on a plane….
Jackrawl
2007-09-27 15:16:34
Bush really isn't that stupid. He just has to deal with the aftermath of the Clintons and all their crap. Then he has his own mistakes to deal with.
legendaryhero90
2007-09-27 18:42:18
old…
its just hillary filled the position of another person in the joke.
Jackrawl
2007-09-27 19:53:55
So that makes it a bad joke.
Legendary you have been being a real prick lately.