SRL Archive - Other Scripts

Just something i put together. All the sentances are freaky things aswell. Was meant to be a bit humerous ;)..

They don't always make sense, so, just pretend they do. You can add words if you want (If you know how to scar script).

So, enjoy.

Samples:

Blink 182 married the bisexual horse.
Their monkey's frowned at the dirty milkshake.
Many drunken cat's married a fat legged frog.
Funky dolphin's slept with the huge headed Kane.

-Frowns at the last one-

Gay turtle's bullied a huge headed milkshake.
Sick seagull's slept with a small Fiona.
Mutant gay pig's slept with the fat Jess .

I love it. I did something similar to this for the username generator I made.
btw,

Kane had babies with a spastic Jess .

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Kane had babies with a spastic Jess .

There are so many double meanings behind that sentence untill i'm not even gonna ask.

rofl i remember this Back in the day..

Heres an old one i had..

One Cookie shot another coffie

Mike Dirnt's skinny bird's had babies with the small dog.
What racoon's sang with a loud Kane.
Spastic weasel's threw money at a clean pineapple.
Mark's turtle's ate a peaceful Vicki.
Logan's bisexual elephent's ate a clean Tom .
Jess's sea horse's fiddled a boring Logan.
Lots Of Mike Dirnt's shot the fat legged ant's.
Jess's physco camel's married a skinny horse.
Dancing Green Day 's married the fat carrot.
Dirty bird's held hands with a clean Fiona.
Simple Plan's ant's sang with the pretty bottle of fly spray.

these are really err weird i like it lol

Kane's spastic dog's held hands with a physco dog.
Kane fiddled a monkey. <- don't wanna know
Ugly pixie's held hands with the short Kane.

Those where my first 3.

Huge headed shark's married a gay drum kit. <-4th
Veronicas's funky Blink 182 's bullied a short frog. <-5th
Two Jess's frowned at the short seagull's. <-6th
To many Mark's ate the gay whale's. <-7th
Briteny Spears's weasel's shared there dinner with a dirty Logan. <- 8th
Their Kane's slept with all of the gay mouse's. <- 9th

Lol xD .. Jess is my dog btw.. -shivers-

whats up with all the 's in there… only in possessives and contractions (which i see none of) :p

I 'unno, It dosn't have to be perfect lol.

I love this thing <3

Hilary Duff's dirty sea horse's shot the gay cockroach.
Veronicas slept with the bird.
Veronicas threw money at a camel.
Skinny whale's frowned at a huge headed bass.
What wombat's had babies with a small computer.
Mike Dirnt had babies with the bull.
Veronicas held hands with the dirty tadpole.
Briteny Spears married a spastic Blink 182 .
Nathan stabbed a spastic dolphin.
Millions Of Mike Dirnt's married all of the physco dwarf's.
Fat dolphin's threw money at the ugly eyeball.
Bisexual sea horse's had babies with a peaceful bottle of coke.
Millions Of monkey's stabbed the lesbian Logan.
Millions Of dolphin's fiddled the gay bass.

These are my first 15 attempts at this script, pretty funny if I do say so myself.

Wow this is great:

Nathan's bisexual squirrel's ate the lesbian pixie.

From: Starblaster100
Wow this is great:

Nathan's bisexual squirrel's ate the lesbian pixie.

Nathans my brother, Rofl. :p

Kane, Simple plan? Hilary Duff? What the fuck?

haha man, this is the most fucking random thing i think i have ever seen…. :eek:

We should convert it to a ban appealer to jagex and just change the wording a bit. :P:P:P:P:P

Brown's cows slept with the funky Kane.

How was it Kane? Word has it that my cows really get the job done well. :p

Nice, me and my friend had some fun…

Simple Plan 69ed a fat bull.
Travis stabbed a dolphin.
Veronicas fish shot a dancing tomato.
Simple Plan's pixie's fiddled a lesbian milkshake.
Travis held hands with a whale.
My short shark's 69ed a dancing bull.
Tre Cool's fat legged squirrel's frowned at a gay turtle.
Mutant drunk ass mofo frog's had babies with the spastic wombat.
The sea horse's sang with the boring used condom.
Lots Of dwarf's fiddled a pretty drum kit.
Veronicas's dancing Seattle beasts bullied the lesbian turtle.
Suddenly, Hilary Duff 69ed the huge plane.
Nathan 69ed a dog.
Frothy Pants-Fish's held hands with all of the fat legged Seattle beast's.
Blink 182's peaceful duckling's slept with the dirty dolphin.
Frothy pig's 69ed a bisexual car.

YAYA

From: mr. pali
Nice, me and my friend had some fun…

Simple Plan 69ed a fat bull.
Travis stabbed a dolphin.
Veronicas fish shot a dancing tomato.
Simple Plan's pixie's fiddled a lesbian milkshake.
Travis held hands with a whale.
My short shark's 69ed a dancing bull.
Tre Cool's fat legged squirrel's frowned at a gay turtle.
Mutant drunk ass mofo frog's had babies with the spastic wombat.
The sea horse's sang with the boring used condom.
Lots Of dwarf's fiddled a pretty drum kit.
Veronicas's dancing Seattle beasts bullied the lesbian turtle.
Suddenly, Hilary Duff 69ed the huge plane.
Nathan 69ed a dog.
Frothy Pants-Fish's held hands with all of the fat legged Seattle beast's.
Blink 182's peaceful duckling's slept with the dirty dolphin.
Frothy pig's 69ed a bisexual car.

YAYA

That's my new favourite.

it is pretty funny but a good auto talker is nicer