Bourdou!
2007-08-31 11:12:26
Post any really cheesy pickup lines you might have, ONE PER POST!
Mine: Do you have a map? Becuase I got lost in your eyes…
Mine: Do you have a map? Becuase I got lost in your eyes…
SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit
Cheesy Pickup Lines
Boreas
2007-08-31 11:28:37
Hi I'm Boreas from SRL. *girl swoons* :p
Killerdou
2007-08-31 11:30:41
Biertjuh
Bourdou!
2007-08-31 11:35:36
Lol Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
kaustav_002
2007-08-31 11:46:50
heres one…
Hey girl are you a baker?Cos those are some nice buns.
i heard it somewhere, he said its really succesful
Hey girl are you a baker?Cos those are some nice buns.
i heard it somewhere, he said its really succesful
Starblaster100
2007-08-31 11:57:40
*Looks down*
"Nice shoes."
*Looks up*
"Wanna fuck?"
"Nice shoes."
*Looks up*
"Wanna fuck?"
PwNZoRNooB
2007-08-31 12:35:28
From: Starblaster100
*Looks down*
"Nice shoes."
*Looks up*
"Wanna fuck?"
Rofl :p
I think that won't work very well.
Bourdou!
2007-08-31 12:39:37
From: Boreas
Hi I'm Boreas from SRL. *girl swoons* :p
Oh man I should try that :P
From: PwNZoRNooB
Rofl :p
I think that won't work very well.
In a perfect world…
itSchRis917
2007-09-01 09:49:39
From: Bourdou
Mine: Do you have a map? Becuase I got lost in your eyes…
Damn, that's mine too. And the funny thing is, it works..
Buckleyindahouse
2007-09-01 09:53:30
hey baby hey baby hey…Is there a doctor in hear cuz I want you to hurt me.
Bourdou!
2007-09-01 10:16:13
From: itschris917
Damn, that's mine too. And the funny thing is, it works..
:P Yup it does.
itSchRis917
2007-09-01 10:49:27
See, the thing is, its not too cheesy, and some girls think its cute, im just like "Sweet! getting some ass tonight!"
Bourdou!
2007-09-01 10:51:22
You gotta no when is the time to use Pickup lines though
itSchRis917
2007-09-01 11:00:52
Trust me, i know. ;)
Wizzup?
2007-09-01 11:46:28
How would you like your egg? boiled, baken or fertilized?
Bourdou!
2007-09-01 11:50:04
Rofl!
Kik
2007-09-01 11:53:18
You turn my software into hardware!
itSchRis917
2007-09-01 11:53:35
Wizzup? you are my hero! That's my new pickup line.
E: thats pretty good too Kikiwit, but kind of dorky..
E: thats pretty good too Kikiwit, but kind of dorky..
Smartzkid
2007-09-01 12:09:26
From: itschris917
E: thats pretty good too Kikiwit, but kind of dorky..
Kind of? :p
Bourdou!
2007-09-01 12:14:52
Funny though
itSchRis917
2007-09-01 14:18:17
Yeah, it made me laugh…
Oh, i forgot about this one, but you might get slapped.
*walk up to chick with a quarter*
"if i flip this coin what's the chance that im gonna get head… (pause) s"
Oh, i forgot about this one, but you might get slapped.
*walk up to chick with a quarter*
"if i flip this coin what's the chance that im gonna get head… (pause) s"
Cheesehunk
2007-09-01 18:04:25
If I rearranged the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Starblaster100
2007-09-01 18:37:44
Some geeky ones for ya:
None of them are mine, copied and pasted from a site :p Made me laugh though
If i was an enzyme, i'd be helicase so i could unzip your genes
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)
YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo
Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending
Baby you know this shit isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!
None of them are mine, copied and pasted from a site :p Made me laugh though
Town
2007-09-01 19:54:41
If you take off your shirt I'll lower my standards.
Lacky
2008-04-17 01:52:57
If you be the iceberg, I'll be the titanic and go down you.
I'm like a rubiks cube, the longer you play with me, the harder I get.
I'm so cool, I sleep with a polar bear.
(It just so happens that I read heaps of these today =P)
I'm like a rubiks cube, the longer you play with me, the harder I get.
I'm so cool, I sleep with a polar bear.
(It just so happens that I read heaps of these today =P)