SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

Well, since you all seemed to enjoy the 'What do you hate about the person above' thread, i thought i'd share this little gem with you.

There is / was (it got deleted :( ) a thread on TDZK (an online text based game i used to play) that was the 'Infamous 3 Word Game'

Basics

Its a story, Ill start it, Then the next person says 3 words that go together wiith what i said.

e.g [Diabolical] The cat sat
[Random] on the mat

Of course, you lot are alot more creative than that :p

Rules

You may only type 3 words (hyphanated '-' words count as one, please do not abuse this)

Please try to make some sort of sense, but you can say what you like ;)

*IF* you really really feel the absolute desperate need to post something off topic, please enclose it with [off-topic] [/off-topic] (yes its nerdy, but its easier on the eyes)

Right now to begin.



The green blob

Lol, I remember something like this on Kaitnieks.

went to rob

Aww…

a bank and

had'fun'doin'it'o'ya'this'may'be'spam'and/or'abuse'of'this'game'but'i'dont'care! (only 2 words left! (now, if i was a jerk, id leave it at this)

ate fried antelope

because he was

hungry and ugly

and very fat

.After that he

ate fried antelope *again* :p

then he got

an ugly wife

[offtopic]this should be in boring stories not the bashing pit[/offtopic]

who was Cheesehunk's :p

Very Suductive Grandma

. While driving home

.He drank a half gallon of vodka

and exploded *boom*

. He was revived

10,000 years later

Then suddenly died

again, but suddenly

.He fucked A…

camel called Adolf

. But the camel

was enjoying the

pink fluffy sand

[off-topc] yes i am a random [/off-topic]

and yellow snow…

which distracted him

from mandatory derfunkels

who did a

backflip next to

Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris is allowed to post 2 words in this game.)

A derfunkel spawned

, then he said

"Holy Hostages Batman!"
P.S. db_cheater, stop ending the sentences randomly :p

and ate a

Bannana and puked

right in the

groin, and then

flirted with godzilla

,who tickled his

From: yohojo8
,who tickled his

Leg, then he

From: Wizzup?
Leg, then he

said "hello bob..

which created time
(pssh Paradox) :D

. Time was then

From: Jagex_Fagex
. Time was then

(¿that kinda fucked it up?)

to have sex

From: yohojo8
(¿that kinda fucked it up?)

meh

and eat sausages

While miscarriging twins

(do any of u nubs know what miscarriging means :p)

of course we do, its not really amazing to know what miscarrying means.
unless your 9 i suppose. oh and btw notice your spelling mistake :p
owned.

With uranium candles

while eating mud

and was confused

with a hard …

long bread stick

that he ate

while humping his

own legs that

ran to nebraska

trying to get

to go on

From: The Prince of Randomness
of course we do, its not really amazing to know what miscarrying means.
unless your 9 i suppose. oh and btw notice your spelling mistake :p
owned.

With uranium candles

For your INFORMATION (since u like to be Prrrroper!)

miscarraging (shoot, google says its something dictionary doesnt, (hmmm))

WELL IM SMARGHTER THAN U!!

Snubbing Slovakian Tulips

even though they

are retards. While

some thing came

and the camels

ate pEn0r while

LOL

the grass was

being autoed on

by andrew gower

ps. what about the blob?

who was eating

george w bush

in the middle

was Saddam Hussain

sucking george bush's

only ball, while

Sodom and Gomorrah

ate large juicy

From: lardmaster
ate large juicy

[notinstory]those two places are in the Holy Bible and 'God' smited them for gay ass sex[/notinstory]

fried Tob Eye-balls

with no juice

. then a bomb

didn't go off

because people farted

and killed the

computer programmers of

the West Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

and jagex because

meanage is gay

and shaved his

arms, which then

grew into a….:D

big fat stinking

locust. Jagex enjoy

sucking each others

big toes, who

had hairs growning

so fast that

there feet looked

like hairy ugg-boots

with steel spikes

Hit the JaGeX

sucky 'Macro-Detection' system

that SRL bypassed

and blew up

without problem and

then Andrew committed

a mass ban

otherly known as, "

f*ck you aryan

the community retaliated

with monkeys on-ice

(Technically is 3 words…)

allowing cheating again

so the level-3

poop squad piddled

And eat me.

.Then scar came

and andrew got

his pants on

his head and

was then laid

by a fat

jagex 'piece-of-crap' mod

THAT LOOKED-LIKE THIS!


(*hehe i cheated* because pictures are worth 1000 words muhaha lol ;) *)

Let's bump this :p
When his mother

Made Him Go-To

a horse-sucking contest

that involved Andrew

the large testicle

. It then did

a roley-poley into

a huge pile

of hay-an-chocolate bars

. Covered in chocolate

he then decided

and commit necrophilia.

but decided that

he liked men

that looked like

his grandmother. Then

he woke up

sleeping next to

his grandpa, who

was licking his ….

fathers ass crack

who was Czepa

(dude, idk why I keep making fun of you, but it's not to be mean, I just like picking on you ;))