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Since school is starting up again i thought it would be fun to share ideas and stories about pranks, jokes and more to pull on the teachers.

(Just remember, what would :cartman: and :bart: do?)

Worm in apple, tack on chair, the classics.

From: Bourdou
Worm in apple, tack on chair, the classics.

or put her eraser in her coffe mug, she runs around lookin for it every time she sips her coffe class bursts out laughin:)

My personal favorite: Steal the homework. FUN FUN FUN. (as long as you don't get caught.)

LMAO wanna hear fun at school?
Well, my friend threw one of our teachers with a nazi dart.
If some of you dunno what nazi dart is, its:

You make that out of a needle and (whats the english word for the harder thing than paper, the brown thing, used in packages? However a thing between that and paper is it "cartong" or whats the english word for it is…)

However, they fly really fast, and my friend threw one of those at one of our teachers ass… And, the result was, it sticked in her ass ROFLMAO
whole class started laughin, but she had no idea whats going on…

From: n3ss3s
LMAO wanna hear fun at school?
Well, my friend threw one of our teachers with a nazi dart.
If some of you dunno what nazi dart is, its:

You make that out of a needle and (whats the english word for the harder thing than paper, the brown thing, used in packages? However a thing between that and paper is it "cartong" or whats the english word for it is…)

However, they fly really fast, and my friend threw one of those at one of our teachers ass… And, the result was, it sticked in her ass ROFLMAO
whole class started laughin, but she had no idea whats going on…

carton and rofl nice one

It's cardboard :p

Ya, hugo, Carton? Brown thing thats like paper but harder? Carton… No..

CardBoard FTW!?

Indeed.

By the way, the new srl stat sigs are super sexy.

Those are teh shit! Thanks for telling me :p

<3

c0de is teh s3x

3 offtopic posts in a row lol

Fun At School(Annoying The Teachers!)

At school have some (Laxing thing) you know so she gotta poo lol dont know what its named… Laxery Laxing whatever if you drink it you gotta poo Lol

Put it in her coffee mug and she is like zomfgbbqshitinmyass

:bart: <3

Oh Laxatives? That is always fun :d

Holy burning bag of dog shit batman!

Well, me and my friend nailed our teachers shoes to the floor :D

He teached ehm.. Not sure about the exact name of the subject, but you make stuff out of wood and metal etc. in it (online dictionary said "handicraft".. :p)..

Anyways, he used 2 pairs of shoes, other ones were sort of "work shoes" for him, and he only used them in the class, and other ones he just used generally everywhere else and he always changed them when he left somewhere..

So, he left somewhere to take care of business and as always, he sat on his chair quickly swapped the shoes and sorta spinned around (I guess he thought that spinning part was somehow cool) and left..

Then my friend had a great idea to nail his "work shoes" to the floor, and the floor in the class was wooden (not sure why, no other classes floor was wooden) meaning it was easy to get the nails through the floor.. So my friend went to get like huge nails (:p) and a hammer and we hit the nails so deep that they sorta sunk to the bottom of the shoe (:D) so the heads of the nails weren't visible. Then we just waited for the teacher to come back..

When he came back he just (as always) quickly swapped the shoes and "spinned" around in his chair, but this time he fell of the chair (it's that kinda chair that spins around and has wheels under it).. Then he tried to quickly get back up before anyone would laugh at him and kinda failed .. And pretty much everyone laughed. Then he noticed that the shoes are stuck on the floor and was like "what the hell" and tried to rip them off the floor, and he failed. Then he started to shout like a maniac like "who the fuck did this!?!?!" and at the same time trying to tear his shoes off the floor.. His face was all red and and he was sooo pissed off.. I thought I was going to die because it was so funny :D But that bastard deserved it.

:D
[FINNISH] :P Ainii, vappuna me laitettii meiä puutyönopettajan ilmastointi kanavaa (semmosee putkee mikä suhisee ja siin on semmose luukku) pieruspreitä, ja vahtimestarin (nimimerkillä 2 metriä kaljamahaa) kanam'una pommi :D tai sellane… [/FInnish]

From: n3ss3s
:D
[FINNISH] :P Ainii, vappuna me laitettii meiä puutyönopettajan ilmastointi kanavaa (semmosee putkee mikä suhisee ja siin on semmose luukku) pieruspreitä, ja vahtimestarin (nimimerkillä 2 metriä kaljamahaa) kanam'una pommi :D tai sellane… [/FInnish]

Huh?:eek: :bart:

From: Skalla

From: n3ss3s
:D
[FINNISH] :P Ainii, vappuna me laitettii meiä puutyönopettajan ilmastointi kanavaa (semmosee putkee mikä suhisee ja siin on semmose luukku) pieruspreitä, ja vahtimestarin (nimimerkillä 2 metriä kaljamahaa) kanam'una pommi :D tai sellane… [/FInnish]

Huh?:eek: :bart:

It's an top-secret encrypted message :rolleyes:

Not sure about encrypted, but top secret lmao
EDIT: Woot post count 1111

[OffTopic]Only a very few can understand it though.. [/OffTopic]

mwhahahah thats cool :bart: maybe decode/Translate it so everyone understand? :bart:

By the way.. you could also take all the whiteboard pens and hide. lol then when she/he is trying to write on the whiteboard she/he is like WHAT THE F**K?!=!!?!?!="¤?!"%¤=%#?%#" :bart:

From: GoF

He teached ehm.. Not sure about the exact name of the subject, but you make stuff out of wood and metal etc. in it (online dictionary said "handicraft".. :p)..

maybe tech ed?

we don't have wooden floors but we got a lot of hot glue :D

Perhaps :) And only parts of the classes floor is wooden :S I guess the floor will be less damaged when people drop stuff like hammers etc.

I'm not as daring as to nail the teacher's shoes to the floor… but I just like making farting noises with my hands under my desk while the teacher searches frantically for who is making those noises.

Well, nailing your teachers shoes to the floor sure is worth the risk :D That "farting noise" thing wouldn't really work here, because there's always someone who would want to ruin it, and I'm not that kinda person who sits under desks farting.

OMG if id nailed my teachers shoes to the floor… Oh, im gonna ask him what he would do :D

:D Try it..

Were they nice expensive shoes!? :eek:

lol i dont believe u

Why not?

Some old crappy shoes he used in the class only :p

Oh I guess thats not so bad then, still it must have been funny as hell.

From: Skalla
At school have some (Laxing thing) you know so she gotta poo lol dont know what its named… Laxery Laxing whatever if you drink it you gotta poo Lol

Put it in her coffee mug and she is like zomfgbbqshitinmyass

:bart: <3

Actually made me laugh GJ!

Lol, i always like to take the teacher's board eraser and spay it with torns of water, so when they try erasing the whiteboard gets all dirty lol.

For informathics classes just make a program what tells that it is deleting system files and counts, I'll give example in C++:

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main() {
   int x;
   x=0;
   while(1) {
   cout << "Deleting system files: " << ++x << endl;
   };
   return 0;
};

i put a exe program that moves the cdtray in and out in startup on one of the computers and the really stupid tech people actually replaced the cd drive but it obviously it still didn't work

My prank was awesome though unintentional lol.
I was in the science lab, and since i was free. I heated up a coin for a long period of time under the bunsen burner. When my science teacher arrived i quickly threw it on the floor. Then after questioning me, she saw the coin and picked it up…. She still has that burn mark on her hand until now. :P I got into LOADS of trouble