SRL Archive - RS3 Outdated / Broken Scripts

Pie Joker


Ilikepie1995

2007-07-29 14:04:32

This Script Will Be Telling Jokes To people In Rs.
Currently It Only Tells 2 Jokes.
Post Other Jokes Here And I Mite Add Them To Script.

Program Kidding;
{.include SRL/SRL.scar}
//-This Script Will Tell Jokes To People In Runescape-\\
//=Made By ILIKEPIE1995=\\
//Current Version -= 1.0 =-\\
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//This Script Will Tell 2 Jokes\\
//Next Version It Will Tell More Jokes\\
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//Drag The Cross-Hair Into The Rs Window\\
//Click Run And Read The Jokes\\
//BE LOGGED IN BECAUSE THIS SCRIPT WONT LOG YOU IN\\
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Procedure Setup;
begin
SetupSRL;
GameTab(4);
Wait(500+random(300));
PerfectNorth;
Wait(100+random(300));
HighestAngle;
WriteLn('Starting To Tell Jokes');
TypeSend('Hey People Wanna Hear Some Jokes?');
end;


Procedure AJoke;
begin
WriteLn('Joke Number -=1=-');
Wait(2600+random(200));
TypeSend('Once apon a time, a boy asked a girl:');
Wait(500+random(200));
TypeSend('"Will you marry me?", but the girl said:"no"');
Wait(100+random(500));
TypeSend('Then the boy lived happily ever after');
end;


Procedure BJoke;
begin
WriteLn('Joke Number -=2=-');
Wait(2000+random(1000));
TypeSend('My god, is that your face?');
Wait(200+random(300));
TypeSend('Omg i feel sorry for you man.');
Wait(300+random(200));
TypeSend('Nah just kidding your ok man, hahahahahaha');
Wait(200+random(300));
TypeSend('Naw,naw,your ok man ahahhahaha');
end;


begin
Setup;
AJoke;
BJoke;
end.

Wat this script does is amkes people happier :D

Gabe

2007-07-29 20:08:01

K the jokes didnt make me laugh…

Appeljuice

2007-07-29 20:16:19

The first one made me laugh, nice one :p

Sp0rky

2007-07-29 20:51:47

Why Did the chicken cross the road ?

I'm guessing they're not allowed. Therefore I may edit my post.

~alex~

2007-07-29 20:59:28

Spork… you should edit that out very quickly… Racist wanker.

Ilikepie1995

2007-07-29 21:06:13

Yah Spork Please Dont Post Anything Racist Cause That Doesn't Make Some People Any Happier :(, And I want All People To Be Happy :D

RAM

2007-07-29 22:02:49

From: Sp0rk-eh


I'm guessing they're not allowed. Therefore I may edit my post.


If you had any doubt when you posted it, that might have been a good sign it wasn't appropriate :rolleyes:

~RAM