SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

I thought this forum was a "merry exception to this rule". All I'm seeing is this lame "u suk, jk! wuv u :p " bullshit. You guys have no balls, whatsoever. I want to see some tears flowing, some scrapped elbows, anything better than this spew.

U JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP U PUSSY. I KNOW IM ON VACATION, BUT THE ONLY TIME I FOUND WIRELESS INTERNET I HAVE TO SPEND IT FLAMING YOU.
GO HOME FUCKING NOOB!!






jk! wuv u :p

Rofl!

From: Vicious
I thought this forum was a "merry exception to this rule". All I'm seeing is this lame "u suk, jk! wuv u :p " bullshit. You guys have no balls, whatsoever. I want to see some tears flowing, some scrapped elbows, anything better than this spew.

anger management?
:google:

u suk, jk! wuv u :p

From: Vicious
I thought this forum was a "merry exception to this rule". All I'm seeing is this lame "u suk, jk! wuv u :p " bullshit. You guys have no balls, whatsoever. I want to see some tears flowing, some scrapped elbows, anything better than this spew.

You are a man-whore. I hate you. Please go swallow a knife and die a slow, very painful death. I hope you life a disease-ridden life and die alone, masturbating in your dark room to porn with your arthritic hands. You have no friends, either. Stop trying to act cool, because you're not. You will go to hell because you are a dick. Please never, I never want to see your face around here again, bastard.


How was that? :D

Like The Old Ancestors Said, Don't say nothing unless it's somthing nice!:p

This is the big response I get? Take it from the top, let's try again.

From: The_Rs_Monkey
jk! wuv u :p

From: tim46
u suk, jk! wuv u :p

You guys suck…not kidding.

From: legendaryhero90
anger management?
:google:

This is my management for when I grow tired of hurting those close to me.

From: lolpie
How was that? :D

The "jk" part ruined it. It sucked, now it blows.

From: exppo
Like The Old Ancestors Said, Don't say nothing unless it's somthing nice!:p

Too bad the old pricks could never spell something right.

u suk, jk! wuv u:P

now i know where that i suk!wuv u..under his name comes from

yea nice rank, sissie :p

From: sheetomg
now i know where that i suk!wuv u..under his name comes from

From: The_Rs_Monkey
yea nice rank, sissie :p

I'd call power abuse, but I think I created an online meme. Fucking awesome. :D Seriously.

just coz we all get along and you never had any friends to get a long with, and ur not used to it.

go to sythe you may find some friends there………

Lmfao thats funny … :p.

Wow! Hahaha, what a crakck up! Why would he bother to waste his time writing that? Must be andrew.

Go fuck your dog :) i do its its fun…

Jokes but i think you will like it :P

I've got a good way for you to go kill yourself.

First off, go under your kitchen sink and gather all of the more dangerous and toxic looking chemicals. Next, go to your bathroom and grab all of the pills out of your medicine cabinet. Make sure to grab that extra gallon of gasoline and a lighter from your garage too.

Then proceed to steal a gun from a pawn shop and a rope from a local sports shop or hardware store. Dump all of this into your little peice of shit hatchback (I'm assuming this is what you own, it'd fit you well) and drive to the closest 150ft cliff overhanging a lake or river or ocean you can find.

Tie the noose to a tree overhanging the water, swallow all of the medicine and chemicals, soak yourself in gasoline, light yourself on fire and proceed to hang yourself, while trying to shoot yourself as you suffocate to death.

Of course, you, being the worthless piece of shit you are, would probably miss your head, severing the rope, which would make you fall into the water. This would put out the fire, and you'd probably swallow so much water that you'd throw up all of the chemicals and pills.

You'd just float around in excruciating pain until a fisherman found you and took you to a hospital where you'd die three hours later from hypothermia.

Can't even kill yourself correctly. . .

Alternatively, you can pull off your nails using a red-hot tong.

Wow, you guys suck. What you do is:

Get some cheesewire, and hang it as a noose on your neck.
Go to a decently tall building, and tie the other end of the cheese wire on something that'll hold it.
Then tie a rope to your feet, and tie that to something too.
Next, super glue your hands to your ears.
Now jump off the building. Remember to grimace and scream

When people find you, you'll be upside-down, holding your head in your hands, while your head is decapitated and screaming.

From: crossback7
Can't even kill yourself correctly. . .

Haha! Loved that :D

Edit: Just to be on topic… You… SUCK! [Wasn't much, but it'll have to do till later.]

From: crossback7
I've got a good way for you to go kill yourself.

First off, go under your kitchen sink and gather all of the more dangerous and toxic looking chemicals. Next, go to your bathroom and grab all of the pills out of your medicine cabinet. Make sure to grab that extra gallon of gasoline and a lighter from your garage too.

Then proceed to steal a gun from a pawn shop and a rope from a local sports shop or hardware store. Dump all of this into your little peice of shit hatchback (I'm assuming this is what you own, it'd fit you well) and drive to the closest 150ft cliff overhanging a lake or river or ocean you can find.

Tie the noose to a tree overhanging the water, swallow all of the medicine and chemicals, soak yourself in gasoline, light yourself on fire and proceed to hang yourself, while trying to shoot yourself as you suffocate to death.

Of course, you, being the worthless piece of shit you are, would probably miss your head, severing the rope, which would make you fall into the water. This would put out the fire, and you'd probably swallow so much water that you'd throw up all of the chemicals and pills.

You'd just float around in excruciating pain until a fisherman found you and took you to a hospital where you'd die three hours later from hypothermia.

Can't even kill yourself correctly. . .

Isn't this a very old well known joke? I've heard it told at LEAST 50 times.

From: Here
Wow, you guys suck. What you do is:

Get some cheesewire, and hang it as a noose on your neck.
Go to a decently tall building, and tie the other end of the cheese wire on something that'll hold it.
Then tie a rope to your feet, and tie that to something too.
Next, super glue your hands to your ears.
Now jump off the building. Remember to grimace and scream

When people find you, you'll be upside-down, holding your head in your hands, while your head is decapitated and screaming.

Bash.org ftw?

From: I Karma I
Bash.org ftw?

Is this really from bash? I've heard it once.

Mine wasn't. Well, it might've been, but I heard it from someone else.