SRL Archive - NOTA

lost went from 175lbs to around 145-150 in the past 4 weeks, so probably gonna die && none can figure out what I got lol WEIGHT LOSS TRAINERS HATE HIM


somebody guess what I have I'll give you a prize. for past few days these are first times I can eat and stay awake more than like 4 hours (probably because I can eat)


pretty sure @Tickyy figured out the illuminati is causing it
https://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=112375&p=1335277#post1335277

inb4 10m tapeworm

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.

From: tls
inb4 10m tapeworm

had 7 blood tests done, colonoscopy, the other one where they go from your mouth, MRI & ct scan done on my head one on more area idk which was too messed up to care, and more crap

You have ass cancer.

and ebolaids

Gastroenteritis, Hyperthyroidism or Peptic Ulcer.

http://www.endocrineweb.com/conditions/hyperthyroidism/hyperthyroidism-overview-overactive-thyroid

'merica….so imma go with "diabetus"

From: KeepBotting
You have ass cancer.

and ebolaids

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ass cancer, my worst enemy

From: Brandon
Gastroenteritis, Hyperthyroidism or Peptic Ulcer.

http://www.endocrineweb.com/conditions/hyperthyroidism/hyperthyroidism-overview-overactive-thyroid

Fatigue or muscle weakness
Hand tremors
Mood swings
Nervousness or anxiety
Rapid heartbeat
Heart palpitations or irregular heartbeat
Skin dryness
Trouble sleeping
Weight loss
Increased frequency of bowel movements
Light periods or skipping periods


I have none of that, my weight loss is from the inability to eat for a few weeks, can finally do so this week.. randomly
and only very specific light foods

I think my ass cancer is just gonna kill me dead

From: No Lifer

'merica….so imma go with "diabetus"

doctor is it possible that I have ass diabetus?

From: grats
WEIGHT LOSS TRAINERS HATE HIM

Sorry to hear about this man, maybe you're just stressed?

idk much about medical stuff but just wing it and see where it gets you if the medical shit is proving to be inconclusive?

From: Kasi
Sorry to hear about this man, maybe you're just stressed?

idk much about medical stuff but just wing it and see where it gets you if the medical shit is proving to be inconclusive?

First thing I tought about was stress too. That's what caused me to lose a lot of weight and ruin my sleep schedule for 3 years.
Really though, how serious is this?

From: grats
so probably gonna die

From: Jake

patent it when I die

From: Kasi
Sorry to hear about this man, maybe you're just stressed?

idk much about medical stuff but just wing it and see where it gets you if the medical shit is proving to be inconclusive?

idk I'm pretty carefree, including about my own life.. I don't really get stressed

From: Annonymus
First thing I tought about was stress too. That's what caused me to lose a lot of weight and ruin my sleep schedule for 3 years.
Really though, how serious is this?

I was not able to walk for 2 weeks due to abdominal pain

From: grats
doctor is it possible that I have ass diabetus?

does your head hurt a little?
do you maybe sometimes feel a little itchy?
do you take shits irregularly?

THEN YOU'VE GOT ASS CANCER DIABETUS
come buy my pills, fix ya right up m8

From: No Lifer
does your head hurt a little?
do you maybe sometimes feel a little itchy?
do you take shits irregularly?

THEN YOU'VE GOT ASS CANCER DIABETUS
come buy my pills, fix ya right up m8

I get really bad headaches when I can't eat
not itchy & my shits make sense vs when I eat

GIVE ME SOME PILLS ANYWAY

ass diabetus won't take me down

mononucleosis

From: Lipcot
mononucleosis

I'd never kiss anyone, haven't you heard of cooties?

Hope you are getting better @grats;

Sounds like you have cannabis withdrawal because you cant eat hehe but this has been going on too long

I have none of that, my weight loss is from the inability to eat for a few weeks, can finally do so this week.. randomly
and only very specific light foods

do you vomit when you eat something heavy?

From: rj
Sounds like you have cannabis withdrawal because you cant eat hehe but this has been going on too long

never smoked B)
someone recommended it but it gives me a headache

From: hoodz
Hope you are getting better @grats;

thx

From: bg5
do you vomit when you eat something heavy?

I did two nights, but I think it was a reaction to tylenol because I had a really bad headache & fever.. stopped taking tylenol and I never vomited since (been a week)

gonoherpasyphilaids

Have you ated some of dat Blue Bell ice cream?

What are Listeria infection symptoms and signs?

• fever,
• nausea and vomiting,
• diarrhea,
• abdominal pain and cramping,
• back pain.

I believe something may be wrong with your gall bladder.

From: grats
never smoked B)
someone recommended it but it gives me a headache

Lol if you are still interested in going that route I don't see why you don't try again, I hardly ever get headaches even when I'm smoking borderline crap. Helps with the nausea (provided you don't overdo it) and eating. Of course, until you get over whatever sickness this is, there is no use in becoming depending on smoking weed to eat.

And well… you are in Colorado

Stupid question? Did the doctors give you a diagnosis yet or do they too, not know?

Man.. I wish you get better now! 4 weeks is long!

From: rj
Lol if you are still interested in going that route I don't see why you don't try again, I hardly ever get headaches even when I'm smoking borderline crap. Helps with the nausea (provided you don't overdo it) and eating. Of course, until you get over whatever sickness this is, there is no use in becoming depending on smoking weed to eat.

And well… you are in Colorado

I never get headaches or anything except now, probably cuz I couldn't eat
I'm actually kinda better yesterday & today since I've cut nearly everything out of my diet & I'm living on some powder stuff that has all your nutrition lel
smoking weed to eat is people without an appetite, my brain doesn't work that way.. I eat whether I'm hungry or not because I know I need to eat.. and I'm rarely hungry, especially when working. But I eat.

From: Brandon
Stupid question? Did the doctors give you a diagnosis yet or do they too, not know?

Man.. I wish you get better now! 4 weeks is long!

been going on months, just got really bad the 4 weeks lol

doctors don't know, they're a bunch of idiots as I always claim and I usually figure stuff out before they do

https://www.cyrexlabs.com/CyrexTestsArrays/tabid/136/Default.aspx

getting 3,4 & 10 done
$700

rip wallet

From: Unfold
I believe something may be wrong with your gall bladder.

all of those simple types of things are covered in almost everything I've had done as far as checks go..

I wish it was a simple thing.

From: Taric
Have you ated some of dat Blue Bell ice cream?

loooooool
no I haven't had ice cream in a few years

I can't have apples, cauliflower, honey, pea protein, fiber from lettuce (wtf?) popped pop corn, black beans, lima beans, pinto beans, soy bean OIL, cashews, bell peppers, celery, chili pepper, brown potatoes, radishes, seaweed, red & white wine, pomegranate, white fish, clam, oysters, rosemary, nutmeg, yeast, tapioca and two specific .. somethings of the protein gluten? (idk chemistry) there are like 40 parts that make up gluten I only react "slightly" to two of them.. which is probably normal in anyone. so nothing to do with that.


makes sense I couldn't figure the shit out, most random array of stuff that exists..

From: grats
I can't have apples, cauliflower, honey, pea protein, fiber from lettuce (wtf?) popped pop corn, black beans, lima beans, pinto beans, soy bean OIL, cashews, bell peppers, celery, chili pepper, brown potatoes, radishes, seaweed, red & white wine, pomegranate, white fish, clam, oysters, rosemary, nutmeg, yeast, tapioca and two specific .. somethings of the protein gluten? (idk chemistry) there are like 40 parts that make up gluten I only react "slightly" to two of them.. which is probably normal in anyone. so nothing to do with that.


makes sense I couldn't figure the shit out, most random array of stuff that exists..

Wait wait wait. So you are dying from the worlds craziest food allergy ever!?! Grats.

From: Taric
Wait wait wait. So you are dying from the worlds craziest food allergy ever!?! Grats.

Most people have lists of stuff that they can't have. They just don't eat enough of it to tell.
I got literally the best test that exists on this planet, so I got very specifics of everything ;p

From: grats
Most people have lists of stuff that they can't have. They just don't eat enough of it to tell.
I got literally the best test that exists on this planet, so I got very specifics of everything ;p

I… I want to take this test… You'll give me $700 right? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight? :p

I guess I can't take you to the apples, cauliflower, honey, pea protein, fiber from lettuce, popped pop corn, black beans, lima beans, pinto beans, soy bean OIL, cashews, bell peppers, celery, chili pepper, brown potatoes, radishes, seaweed, red & white wine, pomegranate, white fish, clam, oysters, rosemary, nutmeg, yeast, and tapioca festival… Anyone wanna join me?

From: Taric
I… I want to take this test… You'll give me $700 right? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight? :p

I guess I can't take you to the apples, cauliflower, honey, pea protein, fiber from lettuce, popped pop corn, black beans, lima beans, pinto beans, soy bean OIL, cashews, bell peppers, celery, chili pepper, brown potatoes, radishes, seaweed, red & white wine, pomegranate, white fish, clam, oysters, rosemary, nutmeg, yeast, and tapioca festival… Anyone wanna join me?

lol wtf

https://www.cyrexlabs.com/CyrexTestsArrays/tabid/136/Default.aspx

had 3,4,10 done