Give me your outreagous script requests!
Taric
2015-02-15 16:34:28
I don't want something bland like "Make a script that *insert generic request here*."
These scripts must contain a g, e, m, or s in their names. (Granite miner, Enemy puncher, Man thiever, Sexy sexxer, etc)
These scripts must be outrageous
With much love,
Taric
You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
Enigmatic
2015-02-15 17:04:19
I want a script that right clicks run option and rests.
Ty
grats
2015-02-15 17:10:43
dungeoneering
Taric
2015-02-15 17:11:38
From: Enigmatic
I want a script that right clicks run option and rests.
Ty
program dropEnigmaticBank
begin
//drops your bank.
end
Done.
Taric
2015-02-15 17:13:06
From: grats
dungeoneering
Only Clarity is outrageous enough to pull that off… :p
Enigmatic
2015-02-15 17:15:02
Slayer
SlipperyPickle
2015-02-15 17:39:52
Rogue Trader - Ali Sudoku Solver! Just for old times sake ;)
Flight
2015-02-15 17:44:39
From: Taric
Only Clarity is outrageous enough to pull that off… :p

It's been worked on before. You can find an interesting thread regarding development here:
https://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=81767
Clarity
2015-02-15 19:15:28
From: Flight

It's been worked on before. You can find an interesting thread regarding development here:
https://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=81767
Spent a week or two trying to perfect that minimap projection method, you run into so many problems that made it not worth it, even when combined in OGL.
However, I'm not a genius, I'm sure someone could make it work. I'm however happy with my current approach to Dungeoneering, and hope I can get it out shortly after the OGL plugin and libary updates.
@Obscurity
3Garrett3
2015-02-17 15:42:50
You should make a script that automatically buys and sells items from the GE… It has to have a g, e, m, or s in the title so how about "GE Mercher…s"? Don't ask me for help or the PTSD will kick in.
Taric
2015-02-17 16:56:33
From: Enigmatic
Slayer
I've got a slayer tower script in the works… We'll see if it goes anywhere.
From: SlipperyPickle
Rogue Trader - Ali Sudoku Solver! Just for old times sake ;)
Tempting :p
From: 3Garrett3
You should make a script that automatically buys and sells items from the GE… It has to have a g, e, m, or s in the title so how about "GE Mercher…s"? Don't ask me for help or the PTSD will kick in.
"It's gotten bad man… like, I can't even loadstone in to varrock or edgeville without freaking out. The damage has been done."
Pshhh it can't be that bad… can it?
3Garrett3
2015-02-17 17:15:24
From: Taric
"It's gotten bad man… like, I can't even loadstone in to varrock or edgeville without freaking out. The damage has been done."
Pshhh it can't be that bad… can it?
You're right. It can't be that bad… You'll take it off my hands then right? RIGHT!?!?!?!?
In all seriousness, I have it about 90% complete and the weird "what if X" logic that happens in the GE is what ruined me. It's been months and I can't even look at the code without feeling extremely disappointed in myself.
Taric
2015-02-17 17:17:05
From: 3Garrett3
You're right. It can't be that bad… You'll take it off my hands then right? RIGHT!?!?!?!?
In all seriousness, I have it about 90% complete and the weird "what if X" logic that happens in the GE is what ruined me. It's been months and I can't even look at the code without feeling extremely disappointed in myself.
Dude. Send me the code. I'll probably end up in the same boat… but hey! It's worth a shot :p
3Garrett3
2015-02-17 17:50:39
From: Taric
Dude. Send me the code. I'll probably end up in the same boat… but hey! It's worth a shot :p
Won't have Simba access until tomorrow. Forgive me in advance because I'll forget this within 30 minutes. When I do though, oh boy you'll be excited to see what mess I've created. I doubt that the logic will ever make sense tbh, but like you said it's worth a shot having some fresh eyes on the prize. All the market math magic is complete (from my MerchAid) just the automation needing some logic magic now.
If you want to start from (relative) scratch just pull up my merchant aid and add GE automating logic from SRL's GE functions, mine had custom made ones before SRL's stuff was complete.
Or if you value your life, do Slayer. Or Dungeoneering.
Taric
2015-02-17 17:51:44
From: 3Garrett3
Won't have Simba access until tomorrow. Forgive me in advance because I'll forget this within 30 minutes. When I do though, oh boy you'll be excited to see what mess I've created. I doubt that the logic will ever make sense tbh, but like you said it's worth a shot having some fresh eyes on the prize. All the market math magic is complete (from my MerchAid) just the automation needing some logic magic now.
If you want to start from (relative) scratch just pull up my merchant aid and add GE automating logic from SRL's GE functions, mine had custom made ones before SRL's stuff was complete.
Or if you value your life, do Slayer. Or Dungeoneering.
I'm looking at your merching aid script as we speak… what have I got myself into.
3Garrett3
2015-02-17 18:02:09
From: Taric
I'm looking at your merching aid script as we speak… what have I got myself into.
You asked for outrageous, I just feel like I might have gone a little overboard.
Just ignore any GE logic I have, run with the recommending function and implement SRL GE functions based on recommendations. Except those need to be saved to .INI file as well, and you need to figure out what to do if an item doesn't buy or sell, or partially buys or sells. Now I remember why I bailed after weeks of trying to figure this out..
Oh and you need to track inventory items so you know where an item is for buying and selling. And track GE slots so you know which one to go to when you collect something. I'm having flashbacks someone help.
lachieeeeeee
2015-02-19 19:54:14
A Swamp Lizard Catcher that banks aswell seeing they're pretty good profit :D PLZZZZ
stevlockholmes
2015-02-19 20:01:01
How about a script that runs through the wilderness agility course, and actually eats food when you're about to die?!?!?!
kladinko
2015-02-19 20:32:07
The OutrageousOphidianIncubationScriptsex
how about a gem miner for the elf city gem rocks?
Taric
2015-02-20 17:19:04
From: J_R
how about a gem miner for the elf city gem rocks?
I actually have a shitty private script that does this… I guess I could flesh it out :p
mky463
2015-03-19 17:39:12
abyss runecrafter nats
osoad1
2015-03-23 21:10:57
Clan Wars bot. Kinda like the one Main made but updated.
iEatApplez
2015-03-23 23:02:32
I smell leechers.
Lobster
2015-03-25 02:02:43
Tuna Potato Maker =D
Antonio
2015-03-25 09:35:49
A script that flips commonly traded items. So it will test the margins for items by buying 1 for 5% over then selling it back for 5% under. It will then create a buy offer at the lowest price + 1gp, while waiting until they've bought it will continue but with another high volume item :)
3Garrett3
2015-03-25 10:22:45
From: Nice Balance Bro
A script that flips commonly traded items. So it will test the margins for items by buying 1 for 5% over then selling it back for 5% under. It will then create a buy offer at the lowest price + 1gp, while waiting until they've bought it will continue but with another high volume item :)
*cough
@SlipperyPickle;*cough* (
here).
I doubt that something like this would ever really be released to public (or even Jr.) though, it's a significant amount of work to create a flipping script and the logic can get downright intense. The GE causes a lot of problems with scripting because it lags no matter what and screws everything up.
do you still want requests?
Taric
2015-03-25 11:23:43
From: No Lifer
do you still want requests?
I do… I've been semi-busy with procrastination/RL shtuff, so I haven't been giving simba as much love as I should XD
From: Taric
I do… I've been semi-busy with procrastination/RL shtuff, so I haven't been giving simba as much love as I should XD
oki. rs3, 07, or both?
knotted fear
2015-03-25 11:51:30
Groovy FDK?? I like the sound of a lovely and beautiful FDK script in the morning. But seriously… Frost Dragons.
Torol
2015-03-25 16:17:42
A shop runner to every worthy shop in RS!
Taric
2015-03-25 17:31:51
From: No Lifer
oki. rs3, 07, or both?
Yes.
From: Torol
A shop runner to every worthy shop in RS!
That would be great for like, a week, and then profits would be negative after said week D:
Im New Sry
2015-03-25 18:32:02
SwaggyEarthOrbs
Not a request, rather an idea. An earth orb maker/any orb maker.
From: Taric
Yes.
That would be great for like, a week, and then profits would be negative after said week D:
Sizzling Deforester
Chops trees (e.g regular, oak, and/or willow), burns the logs, then collects & banks ashes.
If you decide on tackling this, pm me if you'd like to add me on skype (I can give feedback & suggestions (ingame efficiency and whatnot, not programming advice as I'm without a doubt 110% clueless :))
Taric
2015-03-25 18:47:10
From: Im New Sry
SwaggyEarthOrbs
Not a request, rather an idea. An earth orb maker/any orb maker.
I don't even have an account with magic high enough for this. TIME TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
I'm down for crashing the Orb Making economy… I'll put this on the to-do list.
From: No Lifer
Sizzling Deforester
Chops trees (e.g regular, oak, and/or willow), burns the logs, then collects & banks ashes.
If you decide on tackling this, pm me if you'd like to add me on skype (I can give feedback & suggestions (ingame efficiency and whatnot, not programming advice as I'm without a doubt 110% clueless :))
This is something you should ask
@3Garrett3 for. He knows how to handle his wood :p
OSRS or RS3?
From: Lobster
Tuna Potato Maker =D
Ima do you one better. I'm quickly throwing together a dough making script… SO YEAH!
From: Taric
OSRS or RS3?
Yes
(same answer you gave me ^_^ anyhoo it's up to you)
E: oh and it isn't something I'd personally care for atm, I'd just like to see it in action and… JUDGE YOU!! =) just hmu for my skype if you'd like each revision to be viciously insulted (should you bother going after this script)
Antonio
2015-03-25 19:40:58
Enchanting diamond necklaces- Works out at about 600k profit/hr plus 120k magic xp/hr :)
Taric
2015-03-25 20:20:47
From: No Lifer
Yes
(same answer you gave me ^_^ anyhoo it's up to you)
E: oh and it isn't something I'd personally care for atm, I'd just like to see it in action and… JUDGE YOU!! =) just hmu for my skype if you'd like each revision to be viciously insulted (should you bother going after this script)
I'm about to put out a dough making script… SO JUDGE ME ON THAT. Besides, it would be faster to cut the logs en masse :p
From: Nice Balance Bro
Enchanting diamond necklaces- Works out at about 600k profit/hr plus 120k magic xp/hr :)
//Set enchant diamond to actionslot 1.
repeat
typeByte(VK_1);
wait(randomRange(600,800));
tabBackpack.mouseSlot(1, MOUSE_LEFT);
wait(randomRange(600,800));
//insert banking function here.
until false;
Done.
From: Taric
I'm about to put out a dough making script… SO JUDGE ME ON THAT. Besides, it would be faster to cut the logs en masse :p
//Set enchant diamond to actionslot 1.
repeat
typeByte(VK_1);
wait(randomRange(600,800));
tabBackpack.mouseSlot(1, MOUSE_LEFT);
wait(randomRange(600,800));
//insert banking function here.
until false;
Done.
If you end up with free time and wanna try out a challenge, I think the sizzling deforester on regular trees would be a decent challenge to try and perfect (*hint* you'd need to be a little creative to become nearly as efficient as a human due to the wait time for ashes)
a dough-making script doesn't seem nearly as judgement worthy =p
Taric
2015-03-25 21:05:16
From: No Lifer
If you end up with free time and wanna try out a challenge, I think the sizzling deforester on regular trees would be a decent challenge to try and perfect (*hint* you'd need to be a little creative to become nearly as efficient as a human due to the wait time for ashes)
a dough-making script doesn't seem nearly as judgement worthy =p
Hey man, the world needs dough.
And it would be more profitable to just cut/buy willow logs and then burn them at a later time next to a baaaaannnkkkkk. Can I just kill myself with an AIO Thieving script to please you? :p
From: Taric
Hey man, the world needs dough.
And it would be more profitable to just cut/buy willow logs and then burn them at a later time next to a baaaaannnkkkkk. Can I just kill myself with an AIO Thieving script to please you? :p
ye never enough dough (apart from in post ww1 germany in which hyperinflation resulted in the standard economic system temporarily collapsing with the people ditching currency in favor of the barter system =D).
and nah, the script suggestion wasn't for me to try and make bank off farming ashes. I agree that cutting/buying willow logs, banking, and burning would be a more efficient way of getting ashes via botting (due to the lower level of complexity). I was suggesting it more as a challenge (to judge =)) than anything else =p
Seems like you're not currently interested in spending your time making it (which is more than understandable).
Taric
2015-03-25 21:28:40
From: No Lifer
ye never enough dough (apart from in post ww1 germany in which hyperinflation resulted in the standard economic system temporarily collapsing with the people ditching currency in favor of the barter system =D).
and nah, the script suggestion wasn't for me to try and make bank off farming ashes. I agree that cutting/buying willow logs, banking, and burning would be a more efficient way of getting ashes via botting (due to the lower level of complexity). I was suggesting it more as a challenge (to judge =)) than anything else =p
Seems like you're not currently interested in spending your time making it (which is more than understandable).
I want my time to be spent on bigger/brighter things!
Like playing nothing but HOTS… or playing more World of Warcraft… or sobbing into a lean cuisine while contemplating my life choices…
From: Taric
I want my time to be spent on bigger/brighter things!
Like playing nothing but HOTS… or playing more World of Warcraft… or sobbing into a lean cuisine while contemplating my life choices…
=p yeah I get it. If you ever end up feeling adventurous (aka bored) and wanna take up that or another similar challenge and want some feedback/suggestions, feel free to hmu (and we can then chat on skype)
Lobster
2015-03-26 01:20:42
Is it a dough making script that can be done entirely in a player owned house?
Haris
2015-03-27 09:48:13
Start of simple, make something that nobody else has offered.
How about a blackjacking script, 200k xp/hr thieving… Would be awesome.
Thanks.
Taric
2015-04-02 17:20:34
From: Haris
Start of simple, make something that nobody else has offered.
How about a blackjacking script, 200k xp/hr thieving… Would be awesome.
Thanks.
RS3 or OSRS? I've got a coshing script for RS3 that blackjacks thieving volunteers in the Thieves Guild.
Haris
2015-04-03 02:33:01
Rs3
recs7168
2015-04-03 08:59:25
Pest Control Player
I require your services to make the most extravagant script ever.
You see, what I require this succulent script to be reproducing for me is the ability to simply catch those pesky, yet elegant butterflies, barehanded for extra saucyness. You see, this will give the user such fantastic and fabulous hunter and agility xp, all at the expense of those pesky butterflies.
I reckon we should call it 'The Hoarder', simply because we are hoarding xp.
Take some time to think about this, for it isnt for the faint hearted my dear Taric baby
Taric
2015-04-03 13:01:34
From: Haris
Rs3
*coughs coughs*
From: uhit
I require your services to make the most extravagant script ever.
You see, what I require this succulent script to be reproducing for me is the ability to simply catch those pesky, yet elegant butterflies, barehanded for extra saucyness. You see, this will give the user such fantastic and fabulous hunter and agility xp, all at the expense of those pesky butterflies.
I reckon we should call it 'The Hoarder', simply because we are hoarding xp.
Take some time to think about this, for it isnt for the faint hearted my dear Taric baby
I don't have an account that has the levels for this, BUT HOT DAMN YOUR EXECUTION WAS SEXY. 9/11 would hit like an airplane.
Barehanded butterfly catching follows the same rules as butterfly net catching, right?
From: Taric
*coughs coughs*
I don't have an account that has the levels for this, BUT HOT DAMN YOUR EXECUTION WAS SEXY. 9/11 would hit like an airplane.
Barehanded butterfly catching follows the same rules as butterfly net catching, right?
Yes, but with higher requirements of course
Chrisiyyi1
2015-04-03 17:43:23
babarian outpost, leaping trout, leaping salmon and leaping sturgeon fisher please with the option of the shark outfit :D i used your thieving script and it got me 99 ^^ now i want your fabulous fishing script :^)
klamor
2015-04-04 12:08:31
how about a script that can navigate the entire rs world and do all quests and skills and take breaks/sleep at regular hours
Taric
2015-04-04 12:46:37
From: Chrisiyyi1
babarian outpost, leaping trout, leaping salmon and leaping sturgeon fisher please with the option of the shark outfit :D i used your thieving script and it got me 99 ^^ now i want your fabulous fishing script :^)
I do believe
Ralgkrud's Barbarian Fisher still works… Idk how compatible it is with said shark outfit, though.
From: klamor
how about a script that can navigate the entire rs world and do all quests and skills and take breaks/sleep at regular hours
We shall call it Zezima AI™ and it will be glorious.
Chrisiyyi1
2015-04-04 13:43:57
doesnt work for me :( maybe its just me tho XD
pwnzar
2015-04-04 14:10:15
i would love a mining guild script with banking that will mine coal mithril and addy at the same time. OR a LRC script for rocktails that is flawless
Haris
2015-04-04 14:11:34
@Taric
Hahahaha I thought it meant something totally different lol, cosher? Pl0x rename Blackjacker <3
stepis69
2015-04-05 13:32:45
make coal miner in mining guild
Taric
2015-04-05 14:01:58
From: stepis69
make coal miner in mining guild
There's already a really damn good one in the RS3 Mining section…
Haris
2015-04-05 14:39:42
Taric, how about you use Solaire's divination script and perfect it/update it for us users, that would be awesome, or just ask him/her if you can takeover the project?
Taric
2015-04-05 14:45:42
From: Haris
Taric, how about you use Solaire's divination script and perfect it/update it for us users, that would be awesome, or just ask him/her if you can takeover the project?
I'd be willing to do a Divination Script in OGL. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
A barbarian fishing script to use with the shark outfit would be pretty cool!
Chrisiyyi1
2015-04-05 20:43:30
From: Roko
A barbarian fishing script to use with the shark outfit would be pretty cool!
sounds like a great idea :^) great minds think alike
destinyxx
2015-04-06 14:18:43
From: Chrisiyyi1
sounds like a great idea :^) great minds think alike
From: Roko
A barbarian fishing script to use with the shark outfit would be pretty cool!
The current script in the fishing section works. Just change option of shark suit to consume fish, and comment out the code in the "drop inventory"(or whatever the method is) method, making it empty. Ive used it for more than 20hrs with shark outfit.
Thomas
2015-04-07 07:33:59
I wouldn't mind a fighter script with looting in openGL, I tried a little but OGL coding is so much different.
Could use bonsai's basic fighter for guidance; sgs spec to heal and perhaps allow for quickpray (with deamonhorn necklace and bonecrusher).
Require ppl to setup by entering the ogl models and names they want to attack/loot.
killy1
2015-04-13 00:52:27
a flipping script would be nice
3Garrett3
2015-04-13 10:15:31
From: killy1
a flipping script would be nice
It's literally already been posted in this thread..
https://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111949&page=2&p=1335923#post1335923
killy1
2015-04-13 10:30:33
From: 3Garrett3
It's literally already been posted in this thread..
https://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111949&page=2&p=1335923#post1335923
yeah i didn't notice it till after sorry
kryogenic
2015-04-14 07:51:22
Barrows!!!
mocrosoft
2015-04-19 12:21:25
OSR abby's runecrafter
Taric
2015-04-22 22:04:28
From: kryogenic
Barrows!!!
From: mocrosoft
OSR abby's runecrafter
FINALLY FED UP WITH IT.
No one ever takes the time to read the original post. They just see "taking script requests" and immediately make a comment.
COUGHS COUGHS "These scripts must contain a g, e, m, or s in their names. (Granite miner, Enemy puncher, Man thiever, Sexy sexxer, etc)"
UNCOUGHS UNCOUGHS
Godless
2015-04-22 22:43:38
From: Taric
FINALLY FED UP WITH IT.
No one ever takes the time to read the original post. They just see "taking script requests" and immediately make a comment.
COUGHS COUGHS "These scripts must contain a g, e, m, or s in their names. (Granite miner, Enemy puncher, Man thiever, Sexy sexxer, etc)" UNCOUGHS UNCOUGHS
Magnificent Barrows Sexxer
(plz don't tho)
Taric
2015-04-22 22:54:17
From: Godless
Magnificent Barrows Sexxer
(plz don't tho)
Too late. It's going to head bang the coffin for 60 minute increments, AND IT WILL BE WONDERFUL.
Maybe try a magic training arena script, pretty sure one of the 4 minigames there involves gemmmsssssss (doing it manually definitely sucked balls, can confirm)
mocrosoft
2015-04-23 17:48:30
From: Taric
FINALLY FED UP WITH IT.
No one ever takes the time to read the original post. They just see "taking script requests" and immediately make a comment.
COUGHS COUGHS "These scripts must contain a g, e, m, or s in their names. (Granite miner, Enemy puncher, Man thiever, Sexy sexxer, etc)" UNCOUGHS UNCOUGHS
How can you not see the s in that?
Godless
2015-04-23 19:26:21
From: Taric
Too late. It's going to head bang the coffin for 60 minute increments, AND IT WILL BE WONDERFUL.
Will it play the air guitar while it head bangs? That would be 1337!
UrbanSmoke
2015-04-23 19:48:56
Staking script. ;)
Lobster
2015-04-27 22:14:51
Gratuitous Dairy Churner!
I have *a lot* of buckets of milk, and I need them churned.
https://villavu.com/forum/showthread.php?t=73405I pretty much just need an updated version of this script
Would also do myself if I knew how, halp!
trips
2015-05-09 14:14:20
Do you know anything about SCAR?
drittnothing
2015-05-13 08:06:38
Alright, i want to request following:
Im using your "TaricSmelter" and its working pretty well. I want you to add in Neitiznot as a location to the script :) shorter walk distance, and you need required stats/quest to use the location :)
Renzanity
2015-05-13 12:05:14
Taric the Mighty Log Wielder…
I am in need of a script that enters a dungeon and leaves right away .If I were to go into more detail, I would say that this script go in a dungeon, can probably do any nautical stuff inside before leaving, climbs down to exit the dungeon and get them dung exp. Great for people with lvl 1 dung and doesn't feel like doing the actual stuff inside.
I would sacrafice my unborn child to the Flying Sphagetti Monster for you,
Renzanity
EDIT:
Request was from
Taric's Fabulous Script Requester.
EDIT:
Too bad, this was just a gag.
From: UrbanSmoke
Staking script. ;)
Made one, still regretting it :/
trips
2015-05-19 16:16:02
CwarsLoafer
1) Enter the Guthix Portal
2) Wait till game starts (press yes if dialogue pops up to join game.)
3) Go up the ladder in spawn room
4) Stay logged in the whole game, random camera movements/skill tab clicks.
5) If dead go up the ladder again
6) Select hybrid helm (if it comes up)
7) Repeat
I have a p2p account I can let you use for testing and castle wars games if needed.
bucko
2015-07-21 19:36:46
From: jajo123
AIO dungeoneering bot would be pretty outrageous
Pretty sure one is already being developed