SRL Archive - NOTA

Found some pretty funny programming jokes online:



A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.



Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.



Why C gets all the chicks and Java doesn't? Because C doesn't treat them like objects.


A programmer is heading out to the grocery store, so his wife tells him "get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen." He returns with 13 gallons of milk.





I thought they where good

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.


LOOOL

I like these 2 best:

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
//that infinite loop…


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”

From: riwu
I like these 2 best:

Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
//that infinite loop…


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”

bahah they like to rag on java

From: Robert
bahah they like to rag on java

Poor Java, people don't even care that it's dramatically improved from 10 years ago. :(

Here's an old one, took me a few minutes to find:

If Programming Languages were Essays

From: Incurable
Poor Java, people don't even care that it's dramatically improved from 10 years ago. :(

Here's an old one, took me a few minutes to find:

If Programming Languages were Essays

I love that image. One of my favorite programming comics. But on that note, Java may have improved significantly over the last 10 years, but that still doesn't make it excel at anything.

From: Incurable
Poor Java, people don't even care that it's dramatically improved from 10 years ago. :(

Here's an old one, took me a few minutes to find:

If Programming Languages were Essays

Lol that's funny I get all of them except for the Latex one which I had to look up

From: Robert
Found some pretty funny programming jokes online:
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.
After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

lolol

From: Kevin
I love that image. One of my favorite programming comics. But on that note, Java may have improved significantly over the last 10 years, but that still doesn't make it excel at anything.

Meh, either way it's still a great language and the whole "Java is slooooow" joke is way past its expiry date. :p

From: Incurable
Meh, either way it's still a great language and the whole "Java is slooooow" joke is way past its expiry date. :p

Yeah, considering 'slow' is pretty negligible on today's machines in *most* scenarios.

Google recursion.

From: Kevin
Yeah, considering 'slow' is pretty negligible on today's machines in *most* scenarios.

Sometimes some programs need to perform intensive operations where minor execution speed differences would translate to huge performance differences.
I think in such cases people would write c/c++ plugins and port it.

Java is also slow in terms of development time…in some cases u could write a simple Python program that does the same thing with half the time needed for that of java.

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered

^^ I like those..

From: riwu
Sometimes some programs need to perform intensive operations where minor execution speed differences would translate to huge performance differences.
I think in such cases people would write c/c++ plugins and port it.

Java is also slow in terms of development time…in some cases u could write a simple Python program that does the same thing with half the time needed for that of java.

That's the beauty of knowing multiple languages, you can use the best one for the task at hand. :p

From: Brandon
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/184618/what-is-the-best-comment-in-source-code-you-have-ever-encountered

^^ I like those..

I laughed so hard at most of those, some of them are absolutely brilliant. I've never thought to add funny comments to my code, I'm going to have to find something to do it in. :D

From: Incurable
I've never thought to add funny comments to my code, I'm going to have to find something to do it in.

I used to do this all the time :p

From: The Mayor
I used to do this all the time :p

I lol'd, very nice. I just found somewhere to leave one in my current script, look forward to someone finding it and asking "wtf". :p

I r found a programming joke

this fits?

http://imgur.com/gallery/KAh1J

From: Ashaman88
this fits?

http://imgur.com/gallery/KAh1J

I think those are just screenshots of the stackoverflow page that Brandon posted :)

From: BMWxi
I think those are just screenshots of the stackoverflow page that Brandon posted :)

Indeed they are, and it's missing all of the good one's. :p

From: BMWxi
I think those are just screenshots of the stackoverflow page that Brandon posted :)

Lame that's what I get for not clicking that link!

while not F[3]=F[3]+20 do not begin

Some of these are really good. I particularly enjoy these.

damn these guys are mad at java