SRL Archive - The Bashing Club / BBQ Pit

My neighbor lets her dog take dumps in my yard and I find that very rude especially when she has a perfectly good yard for herself. I don't feel like knocking on her door and asking her to stop. So what is the evilest thing I could possibly do to seek revenge :sasmokin:
My friend suggested put a mouse trap in my yard with a dog treat in it.

Ready for a really evil idea?










Grow a pair and just ask her to stop it.

And that…Is how Neighborhood wars begin.

Give her the dump back. Do it politely :)

If you live in the south in a country area you could shoot and kill the dog if you feel that that's enough. Otherwise if you have a dog you could let it go In Her yard or just be a normal person and tell her to get the dog out of your yard

I'd recommend being mature about it and talk to her about it before doing anything else.

I would recommend being mature about it as well. I mean seriously… you're only gonna start issues if you don't talk about it, and if stuff is bad afterwards there are simple remedies that aren't that mean. I would recommend getting some sort of hot pepper (I have used Ghost Peppers personally) and cooking them over bacon, cut the bacon into tiny bits and put in a few places in your yard. It will condition the dogs (and most animals) to simply avoid your yard without any long term negative effects.

Ask them to walk their dog. If they walk it regularly (twice a day) It won't have to use your yard. Dogs don't like going near where they live, they'd much rather go a block or two away to do it.

You need to just go over to her and ask her to stop letting it go in your yard because its causing you extra hassle to clean up the doo doo and w/e else..

If she curses you out, just feed it chocolate.. No don't do that. That'll kill it or poison it and you could get in trouble with the law for that. Just talk to her first. Chocolate is an evil idea. Yeah I gave my friend's dog and hamster chocolate and chewing gum before and it didn't affect it and as kids we used to give it some of whatever we ate.. but for some reason when I went abroad, they said "Chocolate is harmful to dogs".. Guess not all dogs.

If you can't grow a pair like King suggested, don't be a complete imbecile and take it out on the dog like your friend suggested. He/she is only doing what's natural; it's the owner who should know better.

From: Brandon
You need to just go over to her and ask her to stop letting it go in your yard because its causing you extra hassle to clean up the doo doo and w/e else..

If she curses you out, just feed it chocolate.. No don't do that. That'll kill it or poison it and you could get in trouble with the law for that. Just talk to her first. Chocolate is an evil idea. Yeah I gave my friend's dog and hamster chocolate and chewing gum before and it didn't affect it and as kids we used to give it some of whatever we ate.. but for some reason when I went abroad, they said "Chocolate is harmful to dogs".. Guess not all dogs.

Oh, yeah, chocolate's toxicity to dogs varies highly depending on the dog in question. An amount that can kill one dog might not even phase another.

From: senrath
Oh, yeah, chocolate's toxicity to dogs varies highly depending on the dog in question. An amount that can kill one dog might not even phase another.

My dog used to eat Hershey Kisses and was fine for 15 years :P

From: senrath
Oh, yeah, chocolate's toxicity to dogs varies highly depending on the dog in question. An amount that can kill one dog might not even phase another.

My dog ate a whole one of those giant toblerones last Christmas, luckily she appears to be fine eating chocolate. The only time she was sick from something she ate was when she at an entire package of sliced sandwich ham. Then she threw it up and it hadn't even been chewed on. :p

take a dump in her yard?

Why would you harm the dog??????????
Geez, take it up with the neighbour!

I like my idea better :(

Well, this may sound rude, but we own livestock and we shoot and kill neighbors dogs on sight simply because we have had issues in the past with their dogs and our livestock.

E: This is perfectly legal by the way. We won't go to court for any more issues dealing with our livestock because of others untrained dogs.

E2: Just to clarify, the closest neighbors house is 1 mile + from our house

I think it's kind of stupid to ask for "revenge ideas". You don't feel like going over to ask her to stop BUT you DO feel like doing some sort of revenge for it?
Am I the only one seeing the hypocrisy here?

From: Hazzah
Well, this may sound rude, but we own livestock and we shoot and kill neighbors dogs on sight simply because we have had issues in the past with their dogs and our livestock.

E: This is perfectly legal by the way. We won't go to court for any more issues dealing with our livestock because of others untrained dogs.

E2: Just to clarify, the closest neighbors house is 1 mile + from our house

Holy shit.

Just take shovel and fling the crap into her yard or front steps.

Let me clear something up. I hate this person. And she hates me. We don't get along. I do like some of the suggestions I've heard so far though.

From: Reveille
Let me clear something up. I hate this person. And she hates me. We don't get along. I do like some of the suggestions I've heard so far though.

Pile poop into brown paper bag.
Set on neighbors doorstep.
Light on fire
Ring doorbell
run like hell

Something you can do is get evidence like photos or videos of the crime and then somehow let her know to stop it or else you will report her. You got evidence so you will have nothing to lose. I bet she will stop and hate you more.

Installing a sprinkler system and rig it up to a motion-sensor and the next time that happens they both get a shower.

From: Hazzah
Well, this may sound rude, but we own livestock and we shoot and kill neighbors dogs on sight simply because we have had issues in the past with their dogs and our livestock.

E: This is perfectly legal by the way. We won't go to court for any more issues dealing with our livestock because of others untrained dogs.

E2: Just to clarify, the closest neighbors house is 1 mile + from our house

What do you mean by "issues"? Because shooting them seems like a little bit of an overreaction

From: BMWxi
What do you mean by "issues"? Because shooting them seems like a little bit of an overreaction

I used to live in the country, the farmer behind us shot the dogs if they bugged the cattle, IDK why :(

From: Flight
Installing a sprinkler system and rig it up to a motion-sensor and the next time that happens they both get a shower.

I've seen that done with cats :p

Moved to the BBQ Pit.

Why punish the animal for something the owner is telling it to do? Ask her to stop or pursue legal action in small claims court. No reason to hurt the dog.

From: BMWxi
What do you mean by "issues"? Because shooting them seems like a little bit of an overreaction

They have attacked the animals and made them run through the fence at which point the animals move onto others properties at which point it became our fault that their property was damaged because of our loose livestock. So now we don't take that chance anymore, I must add, we have a dog and she is perfectly fine with the livestock, so its just that other peoples animals are either too aggressive or have not been around the livestock enough to note bother it.

If I lived in a city and livestock was not an issue, then I would probably just ask the neighbor to make their dog shit in their own lawn or I would report the issue to the local shelter.

From: Hazzah
They have attacked the animals and made them run through the fence at which point the animals move onto others properties at which point it became our fault that their property was damaged because of our loose livestock. So now we don't take that chance anymore, I must add, we have a dog and she is perfectly fine with the livestock, so its just that other peoples animals are either too aggressive or have not been around the livestock enough to note bother it.

If I lived in a city and livestock was not an issue, then I would probably just ask the neighbor to make their dog shit in their own lawn or I would report the issue to the local shelter.

Try putting a fence around the cows, that way animals don't get in.

From: BMWxi
Try putting a fence around the cows, that way animals don't get in.

"They have attacked the animals and made them run through the fence[.]"

Many animals can get around, over, or through fences like that. Especially a hungry wolf/coyote/dog. Cows stay in due to their nature, but when scared, you're not building anything that'll hold them in.

From: Kevin
"They have attacked the animals and made them run through the fence[.]"

Many animals can get around, over, or through fences like that. Especially a hungry wolf/coyote/dog. Cows stay in due to their nature, but when scared, you're not building anything that'll hold them in.

Depends on what fence you build I guess. If you build one with large holes in it or is waist high then yeah, stuff will go in.

From: BMWxi
Depends on what fence you build I guess. If you build one with large holes in it or is waist high then yeah, stuff will go in.

Have you seen how high canines can jump? They can clear a 6 foot fence. Make it 10 feet tall and make it a wire fence? They can just dig underneath it. It really doesn't matter how hard you try to stop one of them if they want it bad enough.

From: Kevin
Have you seen how high canines can jump? They can clear a 6 foot fence. Make it 10 feet tall and make it a wire fence? They can just dig underneath it. It really doesn't matter how hard you try to stop one of them if they want it bad enough.

I guess I underestimated how motivated they were to be next to cows. :p

take a dump in her yard

From: Flight
Installing a sprinkler system and rig it up to a motion-sensor and the next time that happens they both get a shower.

I like this suggestion.

From: Reveille
My neighbor lets her dog take dumps in my yard and I find that very rude especially when she has a perfectly good yard for herself. I don't feel like knocking on her door and asking her to stop. So what is the evilest thing I could possibly do to seek revenge :sasmokin:
My friend suggested put a mouse trap in my yard with a dog treat in it.

id go take a dump in her yard;) oops someone already said it, oh well

He needs to put an obsidian wall up, maybe cage them in with the obsidian nothing will penetrate.

Or put a bunch of citrus rinds on your lawn, dogs generally hate the smell of citrus fruits (not sure why)
orrr take like oil and put it in a spray can, spray your lawn… dogs and cats for some reason hate this smell too (do it once weekly, lets hope there are no fires though..)
Deer be gone spray? Not sure if it works on dogs.
orrr pesticide, it will probably kill the dog (I wouldn't recommend this)

From: [XoL]
He needs to put an obsidian wall up, maybe cage them in with the obsidian nothing will penetrate.

Or put a bunch of citrus rinds on your lawn, dogs generally hate the smell of citrus fruits (not sure why)
orrr take like oil and put it in a spray can, spray your lawn… dogs and cats for some reason hate this smell too (do it once weekly, lets hope there are no fires though..)
Deer be gone spray? Not sure if it works on dogs.
orrr pesticide, it will probably kill the dog (I wouldn't recommend this)

lol oil in a spray can all it will do is kill you grass.

Perfect Idea here… Pick it up, must be barehanded for this to work. Walk to her door with said poop in had and ring the doorbell/knock. Once she answers, kindly return her poop. Something like "I noticed your dog left this in my yard and i just thought i would return it in case you were looking for it."
Thats what i would do.

Also… theres something you can mix up… i think its mainly vinegar or something and you can just spray along the edge of your lawn and dogs completely hate it. You can buy stuff, but imo, the natural stuff usually works better.